PonySuck Adventure

LOINCLOTH: Dispose of your loincloth by distracting the mares with it and bailing on this situation altogether.

[OPTION LOINCLOTH SELECTED]

*After much contemplation in the short timespan you are given, you decide that one mare sucking you today is already too many. Your brief look of determination confuses the mares before you as undo the tight knot around your waist and fling the loincloth at Pinkie's face, blinding her momentarily. Pinkie takes a second to inhale the musky scent your chosen linen is covered in, causing her to moan lewdly, her mind going blank the instant that smell of male hits her brain. Mrs. Cake eyes the mare with a worried expression before she takes a sniff for herself and you watch as she also worships the towel as if it's catnip for her.*

*Taking advantage of the confusion, you dart out the entrance and shout out a vague series of expletives as you dash away. They can keep the loincloth, it doesn't matter. The point is, you got out safe and sound and you don't have to worry about those mares getting at your "no-no zone," now! At least, you don't have to deal with *those** mares.**

*You realize the rest of your journey has become a lot more awkward and dangerous without your loincloth, but you press on anyway.*

*The short trek back into Ponyville returns you to the unsettling quiet you had left behind. It occurs to you that this disturbing peacefulness might just be the reason you were in such a hurry. When you arrive back at where you started, you scurry through the nearby market fruitlessly, as none of the shops have opened yet. Out of luck for the moment, you recall the condition Twilight and those bakery mares were in.*

*During the time of *estrus, mares are usually on the prowl for a stallion, and single stallions often batten down the hatches in order to protect themselves from the aggressive females. Unfortunately, due to the lack of nearby studs, the main target of their affection is currently **YOU. You remain quiet as you happen upon Ponyville square, also completely lifeless and dead silent. You gaze around and spy a poster nailed to a wall on your far right. Your curiosity piques as to what is on it, but it's too far to tell from where you are standing.**

*To your left, a building adorned with long, striped poles and vibrant colors stands out like a sore thumb from the ransacked homes all around it. Its pristine condition attracts you to it, hoping there might at least be a sane being inside. Closest to you, there is a long, winding path that leads out of the city and towards what seems to be a large forest. Not sure if it's the right way to go, it is at least an option for you, and we all know you could use as many of those as possible.*

*From here, you choose to...*

OPTION A: Investigate the carousel-looking building to your left. (Turn to page 34)

OPTION B: Follow the strange path in front of you. (Turn to page 68)

OPTION C: Examine the poster to your right. (Turn to page 21)