Sigfrid is a fierce viking warrior, so what happens when he's greeted by colorful, small, demon horses? Good thing he speaks the universal language: Axe-to-face.

Applejack is a hard working, honest farm pony doing her morning chores when she sees a strange creature almost as big as an Ursa, but without any fur. She tries to communicate, but quickly learns his customary greeting. Twilight, of course, is mortified.

Author's note: On Hiatus for lack of inspiration, I guess. I'll get back to this when I do, don't hold your breaths.