Foals! My legend began several centuries ago in the land of Equestria! It was a bright and sunny day, or perhaps it was dark and cloudy, I don't quite recall. No matter. I was forged and wielded by Celestia, and although I was a loyal sword I was also a bit of a hooligan in those days, or so my friends told me and I suppose I just believed them, after all I was my only friend, for I was the only friend I needed! You see I am the only friend anypony will ever need, so long as you follow my one-thousand provisions. Now, let us begin!