Doing Hurtful Things To Your Waifu: Fanfic Edition

"Lyra, that's just silly. I mean, just listen to yourself! Sure, he's an alien of some sorts, but for him to hurt you? I don't see it." Bon-Bon couldn't believe what Lyra was telling her. For her to say that Charlie hit her the moment he arrived sounded near heretical. "He wouldn't hurt a parasprite. Just look at him!" She pointed her hoof toward him and Rainbow Dash, who were panting on the plains after a game of tag. They smiled and he fistbumped Rainbow's hoof.

"But that's just it! You don't see it. He hurts me and he's going to hurt every pony else! Why don't you believe me, Lyra?" Lyra was choking back tears. Bon-Bon rolled her eyes and giggled.

"It's been a month since he came. You think he would've done something by now if he's that evil. No one has that kind of patience to be evil. Just think of-" Lyra shut her out as Bon-Bon went on with her rambling. She eyed Charlie and snorted in fear and anger. She was thinking to do the unthinkable.

Rainbow Dash got up and looked up at Charlie, seeing his face and body shine in the sun. The sweat dripping from his body from a strenuous session of tag. She may be fast, but he's learned to be agile and slick. He would roll to the side, fall on the ground, or jump over her when she simply galloped toward him. It was tiring, but fun. They forgot who won, but that didn't matter to her. She looked deep in his eyes. He looked back and he chuckled a little bit. Sweet Celestia, his voice, his personality, she's glad that he stuck with her. He may hang out with the rest of her friends, but she was the one who he hung out with the most. Maybe because when he first came, he looked a bit on the chubby side. Now he's got a nice lean body from all the exercising, the games they've played, and the job that he's gotten at Applejack's farm. A month was all it took for Rainbow Dash to fall for this random creature.

Charlie smiled and got up. Stretching his arms, he felt his muscles ache and burn slightly from the activity. A sigh of relief came from his lips and he opened his eyes after that stretch. Rainbow Dash was really close to his face. He had a confused and a slight uncomfortable face became apparent. "Uhh, yo, Rainbow Dash. Anybody home?" He waved his hand in front of her face and she blinked, shaking her head and looked at him again.

"What? Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. A lot of things on my mind." She rubbed the back of her head with a nervous hoof.

'You're damn right. You want to fuck me, I know you want to.', Charlie thought as his plan was finally coming to fruition. It took all this damn time and he could finally see it in her eyes. The want in her eyes, the lust in her...body language, he guess. He smirked and cheered internally. But he quickly shook his head and smiled. "What's on your mind, Dashie?" Her blush was really showing now. Only Pinkie would call her that and this was the first time he used that nickname. It was a nice ring for him to call her that. She trotted closer to him and her face was close to his. Their lips were only inches away...centimeters...

"Lyra! Wait, what are you doing?!" A shriek came from Bon-Bon's lips from a distance. Charlie perked up and saw Lyra charging right at him with her horn pointed toward him. Rainbow Dash saw this a bit too late, but saw Charlie jump out of the way with ease.

'Oh, this bitch tryin' to play rough now.' Charlie thought as he jumped again from Lyra's wrath. She may have been a grown pony, or horse since Charlie doesn't care, but damn, she was slow.

"Rainbow Dash, please get out of here! He's trying to hurt you!" She shrieked, shooting bolts of magic toward Charlie. He dove out of the way, but still got hit with a few jolts. They sent waves of shocks into his body and he convulsed a bit on the ground, rendering him immobile. Lyra galloped for him and jumped in the air, about to pounce him.

Rainbow Dash stopped her, though, and they both rolled along the ground. To say Rainbow Dash was fuming would be an understatement. She retaliated with a few jabs to Lyra's body. "Don't you fuckin' touch him!" She growled through gritted teeth. The nearby ponies had a hard time pulling her off of the seafoam pony. "You son of a- what's your problem?! Huh? Why did you attack him out of nowhere?!"

"He's planning on hurting all of us! There was no manticore, he was the one that hurt me!" She shouted back, tears welling in her eyes. She looked to see Charlie on the ground, twitching, but unconscious from the pain he received. Rainbow Dash rushed toward him and nudged him. She sniffed a little. How could any pony do this to a creature like him? Even when he's the last of his kind, in this world.

"Sorry, ma'am, but you're going straight to a psychiatric ward." One of the guardspony held her with his magic, dispelling her from using any magic and restraining her. "Assault on an unknown species and shouting accusations. I hope you learn something while you're there."

As Lyra shouted obscenities and prayed for some pony to believe her, Rainbow Dash nuzzled Charlie. "Hey, wake up. Please, tell me you aren't dead."

'No, you dumb bitch, let me take my nap.'

Charlie woke up in Lyra's house, having a blanket over his body and a moist towel on his forehead. He got up, feeling well rested after almost getting attacked. 'Hope that bitch is in prison. No, I actually want to find her and fuck her up!', his little thought fueled his anger and he threw the blanket away and got up on his feet. Walking out of the bedroom, he walked downstairs to see Rainbow Dash waking up from her slumber, crashing from the couch to the floor.

"Whoa, Charlie, up already?"

"I'm gonna find that bitch and..." Charlie was angry and he threw one of the chairs, breaking it apart.

"Charlie, calm down, man! They sent her to the nut house so she'll be there for a while. She'll learn her lesson." She tried to calm him down. But he was visibly shaking. He was trying to move her out of the way, the need to beat her was taxing on his mind. She couldn't stand to see him like this. She had to do something. SOMETHING!

"Mmmph?!"

A kiss to hopefully calm him down. Embarrassed, he looked in her eyes questioningly as she wrapped her hooves around him. He gently pushed her away and looked in her eyes. There, he could now see it. She wanted him. Needed him. The plan was coming into fruition.

Days turned into weeks as they spent their times with each other. Rainbow Dash impressed him with her aerial skills and he continued to develop a more toned and muscular body. Pinkie would continually throw parties about them. A 'Finally You're Together' party, 'One Week Anniversary' was something that made Charlie's respect for Pinkie Pie go low.

"You're next, Pinkie Pussy." He thought angrily.