The strange (And carnal) adventures of Rainbow Petunia “Danger” Dash

As I chill (like the baws that I am) in Spike's chair something pokes my back What is poking- OH Spike! You dirty, dirty dog! hidden in a box are several pictures of Rarity, obviously taken by Sweetie Belle (The "Sweetie's shop" label on the back of the pictures gives it away)

A few of her backside, in the shower, asleep, doing... "Oh...my" I say, flipping to the next one "Next... next... next... that's not natural... I didn't know you could use eggs like that... or...!!!!" I drop the last few pictures "That is NOT right! Nuh-uh!No!"

Twilight runs down the steps "What's the matter? What? Oh, you found Spike's pictures" she gathers them together and puts them back in the box. She leans over me "I finished my book" She kisses me slowly, softly, her tongue slipping past my lips like a snake, coiling around mine.

I try to escape but she presses a hoof on my chest, making me sink further into the chair's plush depths. She pulls her head away, giving me sultry eyes "Is this the right way?"

"Yeah... I thought I'd lead but whatever you want..." I reply numbly, shocked at her mastery of tongue

"I would have wanted a decent lover but..." she smirks at me, biting my ear "You'll do"

"Oooooh~" I sigh, feeling her breath on my ear

"You like having your ears teased?" she nibbles on my ear, sending both pain and pleasure to my nethers "How about like this ?" she purrs (So... sexy) and switches ears, flicking it with her tongue before sucking on it

"MMMMM!!!" I moan, my hooves shooting for my marehood before she speaks "Ah-ah-ah~ no cloppy for Dashie" she coos

"But I'm gonna burst~" I whimper between moans (It takes a long time for me to cool down, and the pictures didn't help)

"Then let me help you with that" She lowers to my chest and starts licking my muscles, making my wings spasm. she rubs her hoof on my stomach in a slow circle like a father would an unborn foal Darn you imagination! and drags her tongue down to between my legs and blows on my marehood

"NNNNNHHH~!!!" I moan, my legs falling limp. she licks the inside of my thighs, drawing out my pain until she passes over my button, sending a shiver up my spine

She looks up with a sultry smile "Sweet yet tangy"

"D-don't talk like that..." I moan, trying to pull her deeper into my hole

She removes her muzzle and pins me "Raaiin~booow~" she coos, my only answer a feeble attempt to focus my eyes (So... close...) "Do you like how I'm treating you?" she asks, nibbling on my ear

"Ungh-hnn..." I grunt, trying to pull my tongue back into my mouth

She rolls my tongue back into my mouth and closes it, rubbing my chin "Want anything? Water? Syrup? What?"

I try to look at her but my vision keeps blurring, her lavender coat lightening to pink "Pinkie...?" I moan, raising a heavy hoof and her mane is coarser than earlier

She smiles "Yes, I'm here Dashie... Do you love me?" she asks, amethyst pools fading into light-blue mirrors

My hoof lowers as if made of metal "Pinkie?" I ask, squinting

Her horn melts into her head as she gains more muscle "Yes Dashie? I'm here, what is it?" her voice rises

"Where's Twilight?" I ask, trying to sit up but my body won't move

"She's a bit... tied up at the moment; a smidgen on the tight side if you will. But you should worry about you and me right now. The paralytic dart I stabbed you with earlier has obviously taken effect; not even your super fast metabolism will work through it any time soon. Of course, the hallucinogenic lipstick I bought from Melody Pond's store is weakened by the dart but..." she pauses and looks at me with a small sociopathic smile

Oh no... Pinkamena... I'm dead! I think to myself, not even my lips working

"And I suppose you're wondering how I'm planning on killing you. I don't plan to anyways... Pinkie disassembled the lottery machine and hid the pieces. And if I killed you, that would be breaking the rules and I can't do that" she licks my cheek, moaning as she does "And it would be a terrible waste of a friend like you. So I won't play it with you anymore! But only if you wear this" she pulls something out from behind her

A collar... inscribed with Pinkie's address, name, and my name

Rainbow "Rainbitch" D. Dash

Property of Pinkamena D.R.L.C.C.Z.H.* Pie

Sugarcube corner

If found, return immediately

She smiles at me, lust and hunger in her cold, blue eyes "Aren't I a good friend? I made this just for you! Now if you get lost or hurt, whoever finds you can bring you back! And it closes like this" she closes the tag, apparently being a golden locket and choker with crystals set in the shape of my cutie mark "I spent a long time getting these crystals and stealing some from Rarity whom is making a spare" Her smile shrinks a little "Do you like it? Blink once for yes, twice for no"

I blink, trying to clear my eyes

"Hurray! My very own pet Rainbow! Don't worry about a thing! I'll take good care of you!" she puts the choker on my neck Is this- "L... Lea..." I try to speak but my tongue falls out instead

"'Leather'? Yes, it came from the hide of a manticore I found in the Everfree and I carried it back to Zecora's in exchange for a few strips, a small bag of the poisonous barbs from its tail like the one in your neck" she brushes my neck and I feel something move

"Now," She places a cuff from a bag behind her around my hoof which is attached to a leash "It's night time so I can take you out for walkies" She yanks on it, causing me to flip onto my face (Not that I can feel much)

"Oh, right, paralyzed" she pulls out a pair of skates and places them onto my hooves, placing the leash under my choker "Now come on Dashie, time for dragsies" she pulls, my legs buckling under me

"You are making this so difficult!" She loots around her bag and pulls out things I've only seen in S&M mags

Spreader bars

She locks them around the skates (Obviously a set) and I roll forward

"Now, ve go!" she strikes a pose and pulls me out of the library

A few minutes later, I feel my bladder near bursting and moan at her

"If you have to go, go" she dead pans, stopping

She can't be serious... I am not doing my business in the middle of the street

"Come on, I have a shit bag and a shovel on me" she opens the bag and pulls out a small plastic bag and a spade, seeming to be prepared for anything

"Mmmmph~ nnuuuuh~" I moan, my face igniting

She sighs and presses some kind of mechanism on the skates, apparently locking them in place and crawls under me like a cart mechanic "I do this because I love you" and presses my gut

Oh no... Please stop! not- aaaahhhnnn... I feel a hot liquid dribble down my thighs

"NNNHHH~ hnnnn... hhh..." I relax as she comes out from under me but still massaging my gut. She whispers into my ear, smoothing my mane "It's okay, nopony can see you... let it out... ssshhh~ that's a good dashie... come on" she raises my tail with her mouth, and squeezes my gut like a tube of toothpaste

"Ungh... hhrrrrrdd..." I grunt, squeezing my butt closed

"...Hm" she roots around her bag and pulls another S&M item

A hot water bottle and an enema

"This is also a remote-control vibrator, it will agitate the water and I'm told it feels nice" She pours the bottle's contents into it. I try and turn my head when the nozzle is shoved into my anus

"!!!" I scream through my teeth

Something clicks behind me and the water starts to pour in and vibrate inside of me "Mmmm~mmmm~hmmm..."

"Feel good? Do you want me to remove it?" she asks, wiggling it

"NNNHH-NNH!" I reply, my whole body burning in embarrassment Why is this turning me on? And why do I like this so... AHN!

I feel my orgasm come again when the vibrations die down to a subtle buzz

"Not here, we have to get you home" she says, picking the leash back up and pulling me towards Sugarcube corner

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She tightens a harness around my body and goes inside, peeking out her window and pulling on a rope which pulls me up

After removing the skates and spreader bars, she lays me on her bed and curls up next to me "Good night Dashie" she whispers, the vibrations increasing

And for the first time today, I came