Dirty Bets and Dirty Games

Chapter 1: Hangovers

When Rainbow Dash woke up on Saturday morning with fifty dollars in her pocket and a half empty barrel of apple cider beside her,her first reaction was to try and remember what happened on Friday.

But when the only thing on her mind was how much her head hurt and how thirsty she was,remembering was pretty hard.

She blew a strand of red hair out of her face and looked to her side,a faint but delicious aroma dancing around her nose,making her smile,if only for a second, due to her headache getting worse.

She stumbled out of bed and down the stairs,only half worried of falling in her state.

The only thing that mattered to her then was to get the biggest glass in her house,fill it to the brim with water,lash down and repeat until hydrated.

That was actually a pretty well made plan,considering the fact that she could barely remember how to actually walk to the sink.

Stuck to the sink,was a poorly written note and,after ten minutes of squinting at it,making out letters in her head and drinking water while doing so,Rainbow Dash could finally make out the squiggles on the page.

"Dear me,
Remember when Mom and Dad used to play that game where they'd see who could get one of their best friends to have sex with them,and whoever had sex with someone first got fifty dollars? Yeah,well,we and Mac played that and, surprise, surprise, we won. We as in you.

And I know you probably don't remember who it was,but that's another part of the game, remember? Mom and Dad left notes to themselves and whoever found out who they had sex with first got ten dollars.

Damn,they were competitive,weren't they?

Here's the first clue- Ask Twilight what she knows,after all,you hit on her first! (And no,Twilight was too sober to actually have sex with you. You'll get to her one day.)

-Love,you."

Dash remembered very little from last night,so her only choice was to trust her past,drunk self and find out just what happened last night,kinda like those guys did in the hangover.

After a few minutes of searching,Dash found her iPhone in an empty can of what smelt like beans,beer,apples and puke. And,after wiping it off,came across another problem. She couldnt read a damn thing.

Not even squinting worked. She had no other way of telling the time. I mean,what doesn't need numbers,or even something you can see,to tell the time? If only there was some way of hearing the time,maybe an app on the iPhone 5. But,what app could possibly do that? Siri! Of course!

"Siri,what time is it?"

"I'm sorry,I don't know what 'what lime composite?' means. Would you like to google it?"

"Siri,you are the deafest motherf**ker,I have ever met."

"It is 2:37pm. Would you like anything else?"

"F**k you."

2:37.

Pinching the bridge of her nose,Rainbow Dash smirked.

After all,a competition was a competition,just like two dollars was two dollars.

And could buy you a Big Mac.

After literally buying a Big Mac,eating a Big Mac and getting sick in a bush,Rainbow Dash set out to find Twilight.

Knowing that she'd probably be in the library,doing something to do with books or magic, Rainbow went there first.

When she entered the library,the rainbow-haired girl was greet by a loud *DING*,followed by ringing in her ears as well as a sharp pain that went through her head and decided to stay there for a few seconds before leaving.

Twilight,oblivious to the disgruntled and in-pain Rainbow Dash at the door,continued reading her book and sipped on the water beside her before flipping the page.

Forgetting all her real intentions and making up a new one,Rainbow Dash grabbed the water near Twilight and practically threw it into her mouth,not only satisfying her thirst for another minute but also gaining Twilights attention.

"Hey! I was drinking that!"

Rainbow Dash ignored that statement and instead sat in the chair opposite of Twilight and,as if just talking about the weather,asked one question.

"Did you have sex with me or Big Mac last night?"

After all,you weren't allowed tell who you did or didn't have sex with,and Dash would cheat herself for more of a challenge.

Twilights face was one Dash would've laughed at if it were not for the fact that she was serious.

"What!? No! Why in the world would I.......? This isn't about that bet Spike told me about,is it?"

Rainbow Dash sighed, threw her feet onto the table and leaned back in her chair,making the front legs leave the ground.

"Of course its about the bet! It's always been about the bet,Twilight!"

Pushing Rainbow's feet off the table so that she lost balance and fell off the chair,Twilight responded in a way that can only be described as pissed off.

"The only thing I know about the bet is that you came in and woke me up half drunk and started flirting with me. Then,about an hour later,you woke me up again,even more drunk than before,and told me to give you this note."

Rainbow tore the note from Twilight's hands,still annoyed about the chair.

She then fixed so-called chair and sat down again,this time more aggressively.

Suddenly,Dash jumped up and pressed her hands against the table,lifting herself up so that she looked intimidating,and leaned right up to Twilight.

Twilight looked at Dash closely before asking,

"You do realize you have a black eye,right?"

Dash leaned back a bit and paused.

"Nope."

Then,maintaining her tough act,she went right back up to Twilights face.

"Twilight,I need answers! Not two lines with no detail! What time was it? Did I have the black eye when I came? Where was Spike at the time? Does he know anything? I need to know exactly what happened last night!"

Twilight pushed against Dash's face with her hand before straightening her tie.

"Your breath stinks of beer and cheap,useless toothpaste. I'll tell you what happened,if apologize for shoving your face into mine and screaming at me."

Dash sighed again before falling into her chair.

"Sorry. There,happy now?"

Twilight frowned.

"Not really,but that will do. Im pretty sure you staggered to my door,and I remember that instead of knocking you screamed.."

Fourteen Hours ago.....
"Knock,Knock!"

Twilight opened her window,frowning down at the rainbow-haired,drunk nineteen-year old.

"What do you want,Rainbow Dash?"

"I want some loving!"

"Go away Dash!"

"Never! You are the one I love,Cornelius!"

"My name is Twilight Sparkle! Not Cornelius!"

"That's what I said Alexandria! Now give me sugar and shit!"

"Rainbow Spectrum Dash! If you don't go away this instead I swear to Celestia I'll-"

Twilight was cut off by Dash flying up to her and kissing on the lips.

"Just let me in baby,and use that anger for good 'ole reproduction!"

"Rainbow Dash,that's not even physically possible for two females."

"Cornexdria! I want you to have my child!"

Pushing Rainbow Dash out of the way of the window with her magic,Twilight shut the window and pulled the curtains before screaming in an muffled voice,

"Come back when you've come to apologize!"

Twelve hours ago....

"Twiliiiiiiiiiiiight.......I've come to apologiiiiiize! And to get you to give this note to my future seeeeeeeellllllllffffff!"

This time, a disgruntled fifteen-year old Spike comes to the door and,speaking quite directly, says,

"What."

Rainbow's arm fly foward,clutching a piece of paper.

"Give this to future me,its for a bet. Thanks. Bye."

"And that's all that happened,according to Spike,anyway. And I'm pretty sure that's all Spike knows too,but if you want to ask him,he's at Sweet Apple Acres with Applebloom and the rest. Now I have important stuff to do."

Leaving,Dash read the note on her way out,not caring for goodbyes.

"Dear Me,
How's it going? Did Twilight hurt you? If she did,sorry in advance. Here's the second clue anyway-Why don't you ask Rarity about a few things? Maybe she was the lucky gal.

Love,you."

Rainbow Dash smirked before putting on the sunglasses she had in her pocket despite the cold weather,making her look like a douchebag.

"Rarity,here I come."

Author's Note

Wooooooo! First Story! Also, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P6dX4UIeBCw. Reproduction! Ha,Dat movie tho.

Edit:I changed one or two things to make they story better in a way.