If you asked Rarity how she deals with Rainbow Dash, she'd tell you is that all you need is a lot of patience and a calm composure.

And, on most days, she has all of these things with the Rainbow-haired delinquent. However, Saturday was not one of those days.

*DING*

"I'll be there in just a second!" Rarity's voice came from the other room in an almost sing-song voice, and that sickened our little anti-hero. So, she destroyed the mood.

"Rarity, please stop all your dolphin sex fantasies and get your fucking skinny ass over here."

A moment later some unlady-like curse words were heard and Rarity sauntered out, an unimpressed look on her face.

"Oh, hello Rainbow."

This time Rarity's voice deadpanned and this made Dash much happier.
 
"What's wrong, Rarity?"

When Dash said this, she didn't mean it in a caring way; she meant in a teasing way. (You know the sort.)
And, even though she didn't mean it in a sincere way, she still got an answer.

"What's wrong is you actually have the nerve to come in here after what you said and tried to do to me last night and insult me,” Rarity walked into the kitchen, probably to make some tea, "You need to learn some manners sometime, Rainbow Dash: it may just be the thing that saves your life."

Rainbow invited herself into the kitchen where she sat down at the table and stared at the bouquet of white roses, wondering if they would mind her taking some of their water.

"Yeah, yeah.......... Hey, do you think plants don't mind sharing?"

Rarity rolled her eyes at the absurd question, but answered it none the less.

"I don't know. If they have any more manners than you then proba- Rainbow! What are you doing!?"

(If you haven't guessed already, Dash was drinking the plant water.)

Rarity took the glass vase away from Dash and mopped up the water that spilled when Rainbow tried to steal that poor plants water.

"You could have just asked for some water, I wouldn't mine giving you a glass."

Dash grinned at Rarity before she retorted with, "What good would an empty glass do me if I want water?"

Rarity was fuming. Completely out of character for her, but understandable after what just happened.

"Get out."

Confused, Dash stared at Rarity.

"What-"

"Get out!"

"But-"

"I said GET OUT!"

Now, Rarity is usually a very calm and collect woman, which is one of the reasons why Dash was so surprised when she was kicked out the door. Rarity threw a piece of paper at her before proceeding to slam the door in her face.

Grumbling, Dash brushed the dirt off of her jeans before picking up the piece of paper. Looking at it, she saw that there was writing on it.

'Dear, Me,
Rarity is probably going to kill you. Just a heads up.

She's also not going to tell you what happened last night, so I will.

It started of like this,

So first we silently sneaked our way into Rarity’s house using the spare key under the mat.

(Rainbow Dash kicked Rarity's door open.)

Then we crept up the stairs without being seen.

(Dash stomped up the stairs, bumping into Sweetie Belle on the way.)

After that, we snuck into Rarity's room and shook her gently to wake her up.

(Dash slammed her two fists into Rarity's stomach after accidently running into her door.)

Rarity lifted her sleeping mask off her eyes and stared at us before politely telling us to leave.

(Rarity, thinking she was being attacked, lashed her foot right up to Dash's eye before ripping off her sleeping mask and screaming at Dash to leave.)

Then we left.

(Dash made a run for the door while screaming,” I just wanted to have fucking sex with you!", as Rarity chased her with the broom.)

We came back later and gave Rarity the note after saying sorry.

(Dash shoved a note under the barricaded, and now reinforced, door.)

That pretty much all that happened. See ya!'

Dash looked around a bit, probably hoping that there would be a clue somewhere, however, there were none. She decided to head to Sweet Apple Acres to ask Spike one or two things, taking the shortcut through the market.

Now, if Dash hadn't seen what she had seen then, she probably would have made it to Sweet Apple Acres. But she had seen it, so she didn't make it to Sweet Apple Acres.

As you probably know, Fluttershy's schedule is simple and busy: Feed all the animals, clean the cottage, clean the animal's homes, water her plants, do a few other stuff that aren't relevant to the story in any way and then go shopping in the market.

And Fluttershy was doing just that, just in the weirdest way possible.

She seemed to be staggering everywhere and was losing her balance really easily. Her hair was messy and her huge sweater was back-the-front. Every once and a while she felt her head as if she had a headache and she had rings under her eyes.

And these were all the signs to the-morning-after-having-sex-with-Dash Syndrome.

Dash walked over to Fluttershy and tapped her shoulder.

"Eeeeep! Oh, it's just you, Rainbow."

Dash leaned on the carrot stand beside them and grinned.

"Yeah, it's just me. Hey, you wouldn't of happened to, I don't know, get 'lucky' last night?"

Fluttershy tilted her head slightly.

"Hmmm, what do you mean?"

Dash sighed. Sometimes she was too innocent for her own good.

"Did you lose your virginity last night?"

Fluttershy gasped.

"I'm not a virgin......"

Now it was Dash's turn to tilt her head.

"You're not?"

"No..... But I did, umm, get 'lucky' last night."

Dash jumped into Fluttershy’s face, "Was it me?!"

"Ahh!" At the sudden invasion of personal space, and the suddenness of the question was too much for Fluttershy, and she fell over.

After a few seconds, Dash helped Fluttershy up.

"Sorry, but was it?"

"Ummm, no...but I'm very flattered that you....um...well.."

Dash shook her head quickly, realising what Fluttershy was implying.

"No no no no no no! It's not like that! I had a bet with Big Mac last night to have sex with someone last night and....why are you blushing?"

Fluttershy sank down, her face turning beet red.

"Um....no reason...."

Dash looked down and smirked at her.

"You didn't have sex with Big Mac last night, did you?"

The only reply she got was a squeak.

"Well, I'll see you around, Fluttershy, have fun! Oh, and by the way, your sweaters back the front."

Author's Note

Sorry this took so long to write. I would give you an excuse, but, I'm too lazy. So, I hope you enjoyed.