Love Sucks

Twilight tried to keep up with Rainbow dash. She was flying around all excited. "I can't wait for you to meet the Wonderbolts!" She said enthusiastically. "I just KNOW you will love them all!" Twilight just grumbled and tried to not lose sight of Rainbow dash.

"I'm just happy to make you happy." Twilight said. A few minutes later they reached the Wonderbolt academy. Rainbow dash unexpectedly stopped causing Twilight to crash into her! "Oi! Watch it Rainbow dash!"

"Sorry." She said sheepishly. Twilight just grumbled and looked around.

"Alright. Where are these Wonderbolts?"  Rainbow dash looked around and spotted them.

"There!" She pointed to some blurry figures on the ground.

"Rig-Whoaaa!" Rainbow dash darted right by Twilight casing her to fall and tumble into one of the Wonderbolts who had been talking to a group of ponies. All the ponies standing there ran out of the way.The moment was already awkward enough but she had landed right on top of him. She blushed and quickly flew off of him. Soarin grumbled.

"Hey! Watch where you-" Then he realized that he was talking to a princess. "P-Princess Twilight! Im very sorry for yelling at you!" He said blushing. Twilight giggled.

"Its okay. And you are?"

"Soarin." He said.

"Where are the other Wonderbolts?" Rainbow dash asked impatiently.

"On break." He replied. Rainbow dash grumbled. Twilight rolled her eyes.

"How long will they be?" Rainbow dash asked.

"I don't know. Could be hours. They love to take especially long naps." Rainbow dash moaned.

"We can visit another time." Twilight said. Rainbow dash sighed an nodded. Twilight turned to Soarin. "Is that okay?" She asked.

Soarin nodded. Rainbow dash grumbled yet again. "I wanted you to see them TODAY!" She complained.

"You should be happy I even agreed to this." Twilight said. Rainbow dash sighed.

"Fine. But you have to pinkie promise!"

"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." She crossed her heart and put her hoof on her eye. Rainbow dash smiled. Then Twilight turned around to see the crazy party pony. "How did you even get here?!" She yelled. Pinkie ignored her question and glared at her.

"You can NEVER break a pinkie promise!" She yelled dramatically. "Never ever..." She then slowly receded into a bush.

"Pinkie we know you are in the bush." Twilight said.

"No you don't!" She shouted back. Twilight sighed and flew up.

"Let's go home." Rainbow dash joined her in the sky and together the two ponies flew off back to Ponyville. "Bye!" She shouted to Soarin. He waved his hoof to her in response. Twilight then saw that Rainbow dash was way ahead of her. "Rainbow dash hold on!" She yelled as she tried to keep up.

When she got home she ran inside and began hunting for a book about love in her new library. When spike came in she ran up to him. "Spike! I need you to find me a book about love!" Spike looked up at her confused.

"Why do you need a book about love?" He asked.

Twilight said,"I think I have a crush on Rainbow dash's crush!" She yelled.  This only confused Spike even more.

"So how is a book on love supposed to help you?" Twilight groaned.

"Because reasons Spike! Just help me find the bucking book!" Spike was shocked to hear her use foul language. It was obvious she wanted a book on love. He began to search through the books. "FOUND IT!" She yelled. She was holding a magazine.

"Isn't that a magazine?" Spike said.

"Its one of Rarity's magazines. She brings them here all the time. If she trusts them I trust them." She began to flip through the pages until she saw a page that said how to tell if you have a crush on a pony. "Perfect!" She read through the page and moaned. "It can't be true!" She reread the page. "What am I going to do?" She said. Spike sighed.

"You can't always believe magazines." He said.

"Rarity has been subscribed to this magazine for years. If she trusts it them i'm pretty sure what it says is true. And besides, he was pretty cute..."

"Maybe..Tell Rainbow dash?" He said. Twilight glared at him.

"ARE YOU  BUCKING INSANE?!? IF  I JUST WALKED UP TO HER AND TOLD HER THAT I HAD A CRUSH ON THE PONY SHE HAS LOVED HER ENTIRE LIFE SHE WOULD THROW ME OFF A CLIFF!"

"You could have just said no." He mumbled to himself.  Then Spike had an Idea. "I know what you can do!" He said.

"What?" Twilight asked.

"Deal with this on your own. I am going to relax." The little dragon then yawned and went upstairs to the bedroom. "I'm taking a nice long nap."

"Fine! I don't need your help anyway. What do you know about love?" She thought for a moment. "I'll ask Rarity for help! I bet she'll know exactly what to do!" She ran out her door and headed to Rarity's house. As she was running she tripped on a rock and fell in to Rainbow dash. She was the last pony she wanted to see right now. She quickly flew over her and continued running to Rarity's home.

Rainbow dash looked back at Twilight. "She must be really excited about meeting the rest of the Wonderbolts."