Celestia's Relaxing Vacation

Celestia normally let a few weeks pass before sinking into her next murder, but felt ready for Pinkie in just a few days. Perhaps it was how wired she was after killing Luna, or perhaps she was afraid that she might not get around to it before any potentially distracting revolts started, or before someone else told Pinkie and ruined the surprise. Either way, she felt like some Pinkie Die.

This time she summoned Twilight to the throne room instead of going to get her, now that there was no need to pretend any differently. The lesser princess arrived, having been cleaned up a bit before being brought out in public. Her fur was nice and soft looking, though it wouldn't stay that way for long. Around her neck Twilight wore a thick collar with "Celestia's Pregnant Slut" emblazoned in bright red letters to make sure it was visible. She was led in on a chain leash by several guards.

Twilight bowed low before Celestia, remaining that way until Celestia nodded her head for her to rise. Celestia unclipped the leash from Twilight's collar, and beckoned her closer with a hoof. Scooting over to make room for the smaller alicorn, Twilight moved to sit with her on the throne, Celestia pulling Twilight's back against her chest.

"Do you like how I've decorated?" asked Celestia. She motioned over to Luna's throne, where Luna's head was sitting, eyes still frozen in the expression of her death, though at least she had been cleaned up a bit.

"She's never looked better, your Highness," said Twilight as she cuddled back against Celestia, "At least as a decoration, she is still good for something, yes?"

"Oh you know just what to say to make me feel better," smiled Celestia as she stroked Twilight's mane, "So have you thought about your annoying pink friend?"

"Yes..." said Twilight, "Are we going to.. um..."

"Kill her? Yes." said Celestia, "You no longer have to be afraid of speaking in front of my guard, they are quite aware that we are going to murder Pinkie. Now... who is joining her? Give me five names."

"Well I thought about using her family, since she has her parents and three sisters," said Twilight, "But then I remembered about how you told me about... um... how you rammed your cock right through the Crusaders, and I thought maybe I could try that too. So I choose the Cake family with their two infants, and then Pinkie's favorite family member Maud Pie to bring it up to five."

"How old are the infants?" asked Celestia.

"Oh, I guess they'd be a bit over a year old now?" answered Twilight. She wasn't rightly sure how long she'd been captive.

"Delicious," smiled Celestia, "So where should we do things? In the throne room?"

"I was thinking... the Cake's Bakery," Twilight said, "We could close it and put the blinds down and..."

"Or we could keep it open where people could see what we are doing from the street." Celestia butted in.

"Y-yes," said Twilight, "But then someone might come in and try to stop us, and when we killed them it would upset the number."

"Still self-conscious?" smiled Celestia, "We'll see." She patted Twilight's cheek, "I'll pick up Maud. I've been keeping tabs on where the Pie family stays. You wait for me at Pinkie's room and we'll go together. Have... some rope and spreader bars for me too. Be fast, use your magic if you wish."

Twilight nodded and glowed brightly, teleporting out of the throne room to gather the requested supplies. Celestia stood as well and concentrated. She had made it a habit to place magical beacons on ponies she might want to kill soon, so it was easy enough to find where Maud was. She flashed out of existence in the throne room and traveled to Maud's location

Maud was in the courtyard at the college where she was studying rock science. When Celestia appeared in front of her, it made Maud drop the books she was carrying on her back, which she allowed to fall as she stared at Celestia.

"It's you," Maud deadpanned. "What have you done with Pinkie?"

Celestia expected the question, news that horrible was sure to travel quickly, though Maud's blank demeanor caught her somewhat off guard. "Yes it is," Celestia returned, "And I haven't done anything with her yet. In fact, I was going to take her back to Sugar Cube Corner today. I thought you might want to visit her upon her return."

Maud stared for a long time, clearly considering things, narrowing her eyes slowly as she looked up at Celestia. "I will come after class then."

"No, you will come now," Celestia deadpanned in return. Maud was clearly planning on preparing in some way.

"Are you planning on killing us?" Maud asked point blank. Celestia’s new reputation really had spread fast, at least amongst those closest to the Elements.

"If I am, it wouldn't make any difference for you to refuse to come," said Celestia firmly, "Aside from you not getting to see your sister one more time." There were a few other students nearby that were watching the pair nervously at this point, but Celestia didn't care. Let them see it.

"Was that a 'yes' on the killing?" Maud asked again.

"Yes." deadpanned Celestia.

Maud took a deep breath, and then nodded. Anything to at least get to say goodbye to her sister, how touching. Or perhaps she was having delusions about rescuing Pinkie; it didn't matter which. Celestia smirked, and the two disappeared in another flash, leaving Maud's books behind on the ground. In a matter of seconds they flashed into existence inside Pinkie Pie's quarters.

"Oh the collar," Twilight was speaking to Pinkie Pie, "It's a.. um... a new look. And um.. yes, it is Celestia's foal."

"Whatever floats your boat!" smiled Pinkie, clueless, "Congratulations on the- Oh hi Princess! Congratulations on the foal! Are you and Twilight married now?"

"Maybe later,” answered Celestia simply, "I brought Maud!"

"Yay Maud!" Pinkie hopped over and hugged against her big sister. Maud patted her, but was looking around the room as if searching for a good means to escape.

Celestia didn't even bother with a pretense. She simply looked at Twilight and began discussing, "So I assume you were going to kill the Cakes first while these two are tied up?"

"Oh um, yes," Twilight blushed sharply. It was adorable how killing her friends still embarrassed her.

"Say what huh?" Pinkie tilted her head, still hugging Maud.

When Celestia turned to look back to Pinkie and Maud, Maud very suddenly launched into the air ready to pummel Celestia. Her strength surprised the alicorn, and she came within inches of Celestia's face, swinging her fore hooves frantically with enough power that she probably could have punched her way right through a castle wall. It wasn't often Celestia had to really concentrate to hold a mortal pony.

"Oh that is impressive," said Celestia, "But you're not going to punch out the Goddess of the Sun, dear mud pony."

A wave of nausea washed over Maud as Celestia concentrated a weakening spell on her, and her hooves slowed down. Celestia kept blasting the spell until the earth pony simply hung limply in her grasp, though it took twice as much as she needed for either of the Apples. Celestia slid her magic then down Maud's back. slicing through her rather conservative dress and tugging it off her to float to the floor.

"I liked that dress," deadpanned Maud.

"Hay!" said Pinkie, "She liked that... dress...?"

Pinkie sank to the floor much faster when the same spell started to sap her energy. She slumped down onto her belly, legs splayed out in all directions and tongue rolled out of her muzzle. Celestia dropped Maud next to her, then pulled the two ponies back to back. Taking the rope that Twilight seemed to have brought up with her, she tied the two ponies firmly back to back. She then took the spreader bars that Twilight had brought, and smiled as she placed one between Pinkie and Maud's hind and front legs. By the end, the two looked rather adorable tied back to back like that.

Celestia turned back to Twilight, who was quivering violently in either anticipation or nervousness, or both, and gave her a smile, "Anything else needed for our murder kit?"

"No your Highness," said Twilight, "The tools we need will be at Sugar Cube Corner."

"Maud help me..." Pinkie seemed to have gotten the idea finally that they were in deep shit.

"I'm working on it," answered Maud, struggling weakly against bonds that she could have normally broken through in an instant.

Celestia grinned wickedly, and made one final jump. Her, the Pie sisters, and Twilight disappeared and reappeared quite suddenly in the customer area of Sugar Cube Corner.

There were a few customers at the counter, with Cup and Carrot Cake standing behind it. Any pleasant conversation that might have been occurring was cut off when the group appeared. Celestia smiled at their stares.

"This shop is closed for the day," Celestia stated to the two ponies at the counter. They nodded slowly and made their way out the door. Celestia latched the door since she didn't want ponies interrupting her every five minutes, as amusing as their expressions might be.

"Princess..." Carrot spoke as if he was referring to some kind of unholy thing, which he was.

Seeing the Pie sisters, Cup got the idea, "Oh Celestia please, there's no need to. We're all loyal subjects."

"I know," said Celestia, then turned to Twilight, "You know where the infants are kept? Go get them."

"Yes your Majesty," Twilight gave a shaky nod, glanced awkwardly at the Cakes, and then hurried upstairs. Celestia was happy that she didn’t apologize this time.

"Oh no!" Cup cried out, moving from around the counter, "Not them, they're just foals, don't punish them for our crimes!"

"We'll take all the punishment!" Carrot exclaimed.

"Oh dirt ponies can be so silly," chuckled Celestia, "I'm not doing this because you've committed crimes. I'm doing it to train my faithful student in sadistic pleasure... and of course for fun!"

"No..." Cup hurried towards the stairs herself, but collapsed quickly under the weight of Celestia's magic. Her and Carrot both staggered to the floor, too weak to even crawl.

"You're being mean!" screamed Pinkie, "You're not really Celestia!"

"No Pinkie, I'm very certain she is," said Twilight as she reentered. She was carrying Pumpkin and Pound Cake on her back, since Celestia hadn't given her leave to use her magic here yet, the two squirming masses wrapped in a blanket. She looked up at Celestia, "Here they are."

"Mmm, hot little bundles of rape," said Celestia, "And what were we going to do with them?"

"Well run them through with our... our cocks," said Twilight, "I mean I hope that's not too much like what you did before, but they are much younger so it is sort of different. Afterward we'll-"

"One step at a time, my love," Celestia cut her off.