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Celestia's Relaxing Vacation

by headless_rainbow
Celestia takes a vacation from being good, intending to blame all her actions on Chrysalis, who she has captured. What has caused such a change in her?

Celestia wants to really let loose and take a vacation. Not a vacation from work, but a vacation from being the good princess everyone loves her for being. But how can she really do the horrible things she'd like to do and not ruin her reputation?
She has found a way. Having secretly imprisoned Queen Chrysalis, Celestia intends to live out all her evil fantasies and then claim Chrysalis did them in her form, letting the changeling queen take the fall.
But is it really just a vacation? How is it even possible for a pony like Celestia to become so deranged? There’s more to it than that; more than even Celestia knows.

Story contains most every type of sex, rape, vore, foalcon, gore, bodily fluids, etc that you can imagine. A more specific chapter-by-chapter content is further below, which is spoilery if amusing, but the basics are here:
abortion (via cock and other methods), asphyxiation (via drowning, choking, hanging, cocks, etc), bodily fluids (blood, cum, piss, scat, puss, vomit, etc), bondage (gags, restraints, fuck swings), city demolition, death/murder/necrophilia, death-matches between faithful students, double-or-more penetration, fates worse than death, foalcon/fetuscon, friendship lessons, futa, genocide, human world getting fucked but fuck them, impalement( via cock and other methods), impregnation, incest, mind control/deception/misplaced vengeance, medieval tortures, naughty language, not thinking things through, oral, public naughtiness, sex (every natural hole and others), small council meetings (more horrifying than it sounds), three-or-more-somes, torture via time travel, villains so evil that other villains become protagonists without reforming, virginity (but never for long), vore (soft and hard via mouth, cock, cunt, soul, cooking, etc), wondering why she’s doing this until you find out, zombies (because everything is better with zombies)

Chapters that were written by fans will re-direct to the chapter on their account. Detailed contents are in the first chapter because they wouldn't fit here.

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Complete
Romance
Non-consensual
Sex
Suicide / Self Harm
Tragedy
Profanity
Gore
Violence
Dark
Death
Alternate Universe
Human
Narcotics
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Fetish
 
QESPM

393861 words: Estimated 1 day to read
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92 Chapters:

  1. 1. Detailed Warnings 2021-10-31 14:17:30 UTC
    4168
  2. 2. Celestia Has A Chat With An Old Friend (Prologue) 2014-11-07 07:36:16 UTC
    666
  3. 3. Celestia Gives Her Faithful Student Advanced Lessons 2014-11-07 07:36:23 UTC
    4644
  4. 4. Celestia Rewards A Job Well Done 2014-11-13 15:49:47 UTC
    3374
  5. 5. Celestia Helps Spike Hook Up 2014-11-13 15:49:52 UTC
    4247
  6. 6. Celestia Has A Meaningful Discussion With Twilight 2014-11-20 17:59:45 UTC
    1895
  7. 7. Celestia Enjoys The Spa Treatment 2014-11-20 17:59:53 UTC
    2620
  8. 8. Celestia Unwinds In A Nice Hot Bath 2014-11-28 04:47:24 UTC
    3575
  9. 9. Celestia Teaches Twilight A New Trick 2014-11-28 04:47:30 UTC
    662
  10. 10. Celestia Helps Out A Fan 2014-12-04 15:06:41 UTC
    2500
  11. 11. Celestia Gives Rainbow A Break 2014-12-04 15:06:51 UTC
    4836
  12. 12. Celestia Congratulates Twilight On Her Lessons 2014-12-11 22:14:02 UTC
    1141
  13. 13. Celestia Encourages Sibling Bonding 2014-12-11 22:14:09 UTC
    3888
  14. 14. Celestia Pays Her Respects To The Dead 2014-12-19 16:52:04 UTC
    2818
  15. 15. Celestia Gives The Crusaders A Pointer 2014-12-19 16:52:10 UTC
    4138
  16. 16. Celestia Provides A Helpful Demonstration 2014-12-25 23:27:20 UTC
    4863
  17. 17. Celestia Tells Luna A Secret 2014-12-25 23:27:25 UTC
    3650
  18. 18. Celestia Works On Her Public Image 2015-01-03 01:20:27 UTC
    2878
  19. 19. Celestia And Luna Share A Tender Moment 2015-01-03 01:20:32 UTC
    3984
  20. 20. Celestia Plans A Party For Pinkie 2015-01-08 23:02:00 UTC
    1869
  21. 21. Celestia Tries A New Recipe 2015-01-08 23:02:06 UTC
    2856
  22. 22. Celestia and Twilight Bake Some Cakes 2015-01-17 00:26:00 UTC
    2940
  23. 23. Celestia Helps Maud Express Herself 2015-01-17 00:26:07 UTC
    2245
  24. 24. Celestia Gives Twilight A Moment To Shine 2015-01-23 19:49:30 UTC
    2031
  25. 25. Celestia Gives Twilight Her Reward 2015-01-23 19:49:46 UTC
    2783
  26. 26. Celestia Makes A Matched Set 2015-01-30 01:45:22 UTC
    1652
  27. 27. Celestia Organizes Chaos 2016-12-23 00:21:45 UTC
    3208
  28. 28. Celestia Explains Her Actions Diplomatically 2015-01-30 01:47:37 UTC
    2065
  29. 29. Celestia Gets A Crush On Cadence 2015-02-05 15:27:59 UTC
    3368
  30. 30. Celestia Meets Her Fiancee's Parents 2015-02-05 15:28:10 UTC
    3923
  31. 31. Celestia Keeps The Peace 2015-02-13 03:17:21 UTC
    3226
  32. 32. Celestia Becomes Happily Married 2015-02-13 03:17:26 UTC
    2737
  33. 33. Celestia Takes Pride In Her Firstborn 2015-02-19 20:15:19 UTC
    1734
  34. 34. Celestia Plays A Fun Game 2015-02-19 20:15:25 UTC
    5316
  35. 35. Celestia Visits The Crystal Empire 2015-02-26 16:35:08 UTC
    3378
  36. 36. Celestia Minimizes Casualties 2015-02-26 16:35:13 UTC
    3411
  37. 37. Celestia Ties Up Some Loose Ends 2015-03-05 20:08:02 UTC
    2332
  38. 38. Celestia Plays A Prank 2015-03-05 20:08:09 UTC
    3445
  39. 39. Celestia's Minions Play Nice 2015-03-21 22:22:31 UTC
    3287
  40. 40. Celestia Arrives Fashionably Late 2015-03-21 22:22:34 UTC
    2907
  41. 41. Celestia Forgives Trixie 2015-04-03 21:21:36 UTC
    2689
  42. 42. Celestia Extends Her Family 2015-04-14 20:41:42 UTC
    4250
  43. 43. Celestia Has A Baby-Making Party 2015-05-03 22:57:44 UTC
    5215
  44. 44. Celestia Does The World A Favor 2015-06-11 21:18:32 UTC
    2000
  45. 45. Celestia Checks Up On Family 2015-06-11 21:18:40 UTC
    4165
  46. 46. Celestia Shows Up At Church 2015-06-11 21:18:47 UTC
    4192
  47. 47. Celestia Gives Mercury Shine A Bad Time 2017-03-28 00:41:37 UTC
    6164
  48. 48. Celestia Goes And Fucks Herself 2016-02-07 02:48:55 UTC
    2099
  49. 49. Celestia Helps Herself To Some Moon Pie 2016-02-13 16:34:36 UTC
    2703
  50. 50. Celestia Tests Herself Out 2016-02-26 21:42:10 UTC
    2725
  51. 51. Celestia Makes A Special Apple Pie 2016-03-19 23:08:38 UTC
    3300
  52. 52. Celestia Shares A Special Moment With Rarity 2016-04-01 01:03:57 UTC
    3054
  53. 53. Celestia Gives Rarity A Makeover 2016-04-01 01:04:15 UTC
    2514
  54. 54. Celestia Warms Rainbow Up 2016-05-22 22:45:34 UTC
    1665
  55. 55. Celestia And Rainbow Have A Friendly Competition 2016-05-22 22:45:49 UTC
    2536
  56. 56. Celestia Murders Children Without Breaking The Rules 2016-06-01 02:45:46 UTC
    3497
  57. 57. Celestia Lets The Dogs (And Some Other Things) Out 2016-06-01 19:55:16 UTC
    2465
  58. 58. Celestia Gives Fluttershy What She Wants 2016-06-01 19:55:37 UTC
    2476
  59. 59. Celestia Helps The Pie Family Bond 2016-06-01 19:55:42 UTC
    7583
  60. 60. Celestia Makes The Human World Only Slightly Worse Than It Already Is 2016-06-01 19:55:48 UTC
    636
  61. 61. Moondancer Gets Promoted 2016-06-11 19:17:04 UTC
    10559
  62. 62. Doomie Becomes A Hero By Fucking Celestia 2016-06-25 20:38:25 UTC
    3692
  63. 63. Chrysalis Enjoys A Healthy Meal 2016-06-30 02:30:15 UTC
    4473
  64. 64. Ember Discusses Things Diplomatically. 2016-07-06 23:00:34 UTC
    14225
  65. 65. Moondancer Does Nothing Productive All Day 2016-07-25 20:30:46 UTC
    7417
  66. 66. Twilight And Sunset Settle Their Differences 2016-08-05 21:58:26 UTC
    9027
  67. 67. Celestia Helps Sunset Get Closer To Her Family 2017-12-28 03:12:56 UTC
    17
  68. 68. Celestia Makes Twilight A Star 2016-12-27 20:59:42 UTC
    4001
  69. 69. Celestia Gives Twilight A Test 2016-12-31 20:17:49 UTC
    8564
  70. 70. Chrysalis Ruins Everything 2017-01-04 20:31:53 UTC
    3101
  71. 71. Everyone Sits Down And Talks Like Civilized Creatures 2017-01-07 20:42:16 UTC
    4399
  72. 72. Mother Gets Confused 2017-01-10 06:33:06 UTC
    2655
  73. 73. Moondancer Conquers Equestria 2017-01-11 17:53:13 UTC
    4312
  74. 74. Ember Borrows Celestia's Toys 2017-01-12 17:47:12 UTC
    5583
  75. 75. Chrysalis Appreciates Ember's Culture 2017-01-13 13:03:17 UTC
    2102
  76. 76. Celestia Makes Poor Assumptions 2017-01-14 20:55:20 UTC
    6801
  77. 77. Celestia's Influence Results In Interesting Culture 2017-01-24 21:02:51 UTC
    25
  78. 78. Celestia Fucks Herself Over 2017-01-15 17:19:05 UTC
    10827
  79. 79. Celestia Doesn't Pay Attention 2017-01-16 14:05:28 UTC
    5623
  80. 80. Celestia Reviews Her Staff 2017-01-17 15:12:47 UTC
    14458
  81. 81. Celestia Makes Cutbacks 2017-01-18 08:34:13 UTC
    10582
  82. 82. Celestia Has Fond Memories 2017-01-19 17:45:46 UTC
    5271
  83. 83. Celestia Is Deprived Of Kinky Porn 2017-01-19 23:00:01 UTC
    1793
  84. 84. Celestia's Babies Just Sit There While They Eat Them 2017-01-20 16:14:34 UTC
    9924
  85. 85. Celestia's Punishments Are Not Effective 2017-01-21 14:21:49 UTC
    8585
  86. 86. Celestia Has A New Challenger 2017-01-22 13:28:57 UTC
    3180
  87. 87. Celestia Considers Re-marriage 2017-01-23 14:19:53 UTC
    6252
  88. 88. Celestia Does The Time Warp 2017-01-24 15:47:39 UTC
    10561
  89. 89. Celestia Plays Street Fighter 2017-01-25 03:50:14 UTC
    6198
  90. 90. Celestia Can't Enjoy Her Sandwich 2017-01-25 03:50:21 UTC
    10074
  91. 91. Celestia's Fans Get Along Well Together 2017-01-25 03:50:26 UTC
    7696
  92. 92. Celestia Does The Time Warp (Again) 2017-01-25 03:50:32 UTC
    4696