Celestia's Relaxing Vacation

Celestia hadn’t meant to not account for Discord. She didn’t initially intend to kill anypony after all, she just got into it and one thing led to another, and before she knew it, twenty-one ponies were dead via various sexy methods. It didn’t even occur to her that he’d probably take offense to her murder of Fluttershy until it was done. It wasn’t her fault; Fluttershy had clearly led her on by being adora-killable.

However, with her recent torment and questioning of Chrysalis, she had a pretty good idea of how to take care of him.

Of course, no plan was good enough if Discord got the jump on her. He’d probably sneak up and turn her into a doughnut and fuck the hole, and that would be the end of it. However, she knew just how to make sure he didn’t attack first.

First, she temporarily hid Fluttershy’s corpse so that it wasn’t lying in the corpse. It was then announced that Fluttershy was being held in a ‘secure location’ and that she was going to be gifted to the Lord of Chaos. It was true enough of a statement. Celestia hoped he would take the secure location as the reason he couldn’t teleport to her straight off. Even if he was suspicious, that should at least make him talk instead of zapping someone.

And then all she needed to do was wait. He had been off searching for Fluttershy ever since she went ‘missing’, but as soon as he heard the news, he’d likely be in front of her in a flash.

Though to her surprise, it wasn’t Celestia that was the first to encounter him. It was Twilight, sitting upon the pile of corpses minus Fluttershy as she wrote on parchment. Celestia was allowing her to write a few books based on her experiences... and Twilight had chosen to do a ‘how to’ book on rape, how to do it and getting away with it. Presently she was writing a chapter about the advantages of raping foals.

There was a flash of light behind her, and Twilight ceased her writing. She turned to see Discord, who was looking over her shoulder with one eyebrow raised high.

“Well I planned on making a joke, but I honestly have nothing funny to say about what I just walked in on. Not judging, of course,” Discord said, then got down to business, “Where’s Fluttershy? I’m here to take her home.” To HIS home, no doubt.

“Oh, well Celestia...” Twilight started.

“I’d rather not deal with Her Majesty Celestia Lecter right now,” interrupted Discord. “I was actually going to offer to take you with me as well. She won’t be able to reach you in my realm, if you can learn to lighten up and appreciate living there.”

“Oh well, I don’t know where Fluttershy is being held,” Twilight smiled, “Only Celestia know where she is.”

Discord peered at her incredulously, but it was an entirely true statement. “So you’re staying then?”

“Yes, I’m fine where I am, I don’t want to leave,” Twilight said, “Honestly, I really don’t.”

“Well fine then,” Discord seemed to see nothing wrong with her staying, though was a bit surprised that she wanted to, “You know you don’t sound as annoyed to see me as usual. I feel like we might have lost something special between us.”

Discord also reached a foot down to prod at the top corpse, which was at the time Rarity. “You know I’d have thought you’d do something more decorative with Rarity if you were keeping her around like this.” He snapped his fingers, and suddenly the chandelier was replaced with Rarity’s corpse, hanging by her tail and holding candles in each hoof. As Spike was still inside her, one of the dragon’s claws stuck out of her cold pussy and held an additional candle, “That’s better.”

“I expected you to um... care more, actually,” Twilight said curiously. “About the pile of murdered ponies and all.”

“For me to put a stop to you simply because you’re acting insane would be both ironic and hypocritical,” pointed out Discord, “As long as Fluttershy is safe and goes with me, you can do what you want to anyone else. I’ll just wait for you to burn down Equestria so that I can build a better one.” Discord didn’t seem worried as to if Fluttershy was alive or not either, just impatient to get her. Clearly he thought he knew Celestia and Twilight enough to know that they’d never chance hurting his waifu.

“I bet you’re really looking forward to fucking Fluttershy again, huh?” Twilight smiled. “I bet you two get up to some crazy sex! Like tentacles and vore and...”

“Oh we’ve done things that you’d never even imagine,” smirked Discord, “Since I guess she’ll effectively be my slave now, maybe I’ll even let her know that I’m doing it now.”

“Know you’re doing it?” Twiight tilted her head.

“Well I usually do what I want with her then just wipe it from her memory and fix her little cherry so she won’t know,” chuckled Discord, “But now that I know it won’t get me into trouble, I’ll probably let her remember it.”

Discord snapped his fingers again, and suddenly Rainbow Dash was flying circles around the ceiling, wings reattached but legs still in the pile, saying “Vroom vroom!” as she went. Twilight jumped at first, thinking he’d brought her back, but after a moment it was apparent that the pegasus was not in a sentient state, even at a zombie level. It was more of a wind-up toy level.

Twilight did think it was strange for Discord to use her as a regular toy and not a sex toy. It was amusing however, so Twilight laughed, letting him play and enjoying the conversation. It was really a pity that Celestia would probably have to kill him.

“Oh okay,” Twilight nodded, “Yeah if she doesn’t like it, just keep raping her. Eventually she’ll learn to love it. You can even borrow this book when I’m finished with it!” She paused then tilted her head again, “Hmm... did you do that to any pony else?

“Oh I did it to you and all your friends,” admitted Discord as if he were commenting on the weather.

Discord snapped his fingers still again. Suddenly Applejack’s well-done corpse was animate, a stick tied to her head which dangled an apple in front of her face. The body began to stagger around the room as if trying to get the apple. Well, apples were the only thing she’d been good for, aside from being raped, so Twilight appreciated the corpse-art.

“From the looks of it, Applejack forgot to use sunscreen,” commented Discord.

“Which of us was the most fun to rape?” Twilight asked, sincerely interested in the conversation now, and getting a bit wetter than usual about her thighs.

“Hmmm,” considered Discord, “You know what? I think it was you. You always get high-and-mighty with threats and morality lectures at first, but then you’re always sobbing like an infant by the end.”

“That does sound like me,” giggled Twilight, “Or at least the way I was. Did you want to fuck some of their cadavers while we wait for Celestia? She’ll be along any time now I think.” Twilight offered this in the same tone she would use to offer tea.

“What’s the point of fucking someone if they can’t appreciate the chaos of it?” asked Discord. “Besides that, I’m a force of nature, so it’s not really the slapping of meat that gets me off. I get off on chaos and confusion, and get the same amount regardless of whether I’m using my bits while I do it or not. It just so happens that bizarre rape is an effective way to confuse ponies.

“So wait,” Twilight raised an eyebrow, “If you get the equivalent of sexual pleasure from making chaos... does that mean you’re masturbating right now?”

“I suppose so!” smirked Discord, “I guess I’m almost constantly masturbating then.”

Another finger snap, and Pinkie rose from the pile as well. As she stumbled out of the pile, a strand of intestines flopped out of the gaping hole where her pussy and ass had once been. She aptly began chasing it like a dog chasing its tail.

“That’s... interesting!” Twilight laughed again.

“That is interesting,” said Celestia as she walked in, “I see you’re already here Discord, and you’ve spruced up the place a bit.”

“Well if it isn’t Princess Killestia,” Discord turned from Twilight to Celestia, “I’m here for Fluttershy.”

“Of course you are!” smiled Celestia, “And I’m here to take you to her! Just teleport with me.” She glanced at Twilight, “You’ll be staying here; I can’t trust anyone but myself on this trip.”

Discord rolled his eyes, “Yes yes, get on with it. I have some things I want to show her.”

Celestia pulled Discord along with her as she teleported. As they left the room, the corpses all fell back to the floor, their fun sadly over.

They flashed back into existence in what looked like a wasteland, above a very large pile of rocks and rubble as if a mountain had literally been picked up and dropped onto something else.

“Why are we in the badlands?” Discord quirked an eyebrow. “I’m not seeing any Fluttershys.”

“Just fly straight downward from here,” smiled Celestia.

As they went down together, both of them suddenly found their magical powers cut off. For Celestia that didn’t cause too much of a problem, since she could still use her wings to fly.

Discord wasn’t so lucky; with his small wings he could barely hover without using magic. That and the surprise had him plummeting towards the ground. As he slammed against the ground, his legs gave with a sickening crack, and he crumpled to the ground.

Celestia grinned as she flew down to meet him there, landing on the ground with a dull thump in front of him, “Oh well now that worked perfectly, wouldn’t you say?”

Discord glared at her, then snapped his fingers several times, clearly trying to fix himself in a flash, but no such flash coming. “What did you do?” he snarled.

“I’ve been naughty,” Celestia smirked, even as she turned about and slammed a hind hoof into Discord’s face, which sent him flipped over and smacking the ground again. She cracked his head a few more times, just to make sure he was out of it enough. He wouldn’t have been a match for her in a non-magical fight to begin with, so he certainly wasn’t going to be any threat now.

“How?” Discord asked shortly before the kick to the face, yelping loudly.

“Oh well there was a changeling hive here, and the throne kept anyone from using magic within the vicinity,” said Celestia, then smiled, “Of course that didn’t stop me from hovering a mountain above the shield’s reach and then dropping it on them... but regardless it’s still active even if the hive is not.”

“When I get out of this...” Discord warned.

“Do you really think you’re going to leave here in any condition for revenge?” Celestia smirked again, strutting over him one last time and walking towards some nearby rocks.

“Do you really think I’ll stay dead?” Discord growled, then added, “Where’s Fluttershy? If you hurt her I swear...”

The question was timed perfectly, as Celestia grabbed hold of Fluttershy’s tail, pulling the dead pegasus out from behind the rock and tossing her so that she collapsed next to Discord’s head.

“She’s right where I left her,” grinned Celestia, “You should have seen how she sobbed during her brutal rape, and even as I choked her to death on my throbbing cock. Since then, I’ve fucked her corpse at least a dozen times, as has Twilight.”

“I...” Discord’s rage was visible through his eyes, his glare menacing even then. But he knew he couldn’t do anything now, and for once the master of chaos was at a loss for words.

“Sadly, since we’re doing this without magic,” Celestia sighed, “You won’t get to take my throbbing cock. So sad.”

Celestia moved up to him again though, rolling him to his back and sliding her body against his, thighs rubbing against his belly. She reached a hoof downward, massaging at the slit where she knew he kept his goods, and sure enough they began to harden whether he wanted them to or not.

“Naughty,” smirked Celestia as the deliciously barbed organ slowly throbbed to full hardness in front of her.

“Get off me,” Discord grunted, trying to push her off, but his arms were rather short, and were quite easily pinned by her front hooves.

“Little Discord doesn’t seem to want me to do that,” smiled Celestia, slowly rubbing her sopping wet pussy up and down his shaft. “You know, this is fun; I should rape ponies with my cunt more often.”

Celestia pushed herself against his tip, her cunt lips enveloping him, and slid her plot down to slowly slide him inside of her, her labia sliding over every curve of his throbbing length, bathing him in her heat. His cock throbbed happily inside of her even as he glared upwards at her. She just smiled smugly down at him.

Celestia slowly pulled herself free of his shaft, leaving it to flop against his belly instead. As quickly as she could, she used a wire clamp that had been stashed nearby, wrapping the thin wire around the base of his shaft and pulling it tight so that it couldn’t go down.

“Unfortunately for you, my pussy was just a warm up,” grinned Celestia, “I don’t want to make this too fun for you.”

“Don’t you dare...” Discord growled, immediately picking up on where this was going.

Celestia just laughed as she dragged Fluttercorpse into position. It wasn’t easy to do this sort of thing without magic, not to mention with the dead limbs being a bit hard to move, but she managed to fit that cute bottom against the tip of Discord’s shaft. Fluttershy’s pussy drooled with the lubricant Celestia had slicked it up with in preparation as she pushed Discord’s tip against it.

Even with the lubrication, Fluttershy’s cunt gave stiffly and felt hard against Discord’s cock. He stared up into the cadaver’s face, her last terrified expression still frozen there, and couldn’t help but imagine what it must have been like for her, even as her pussy began to be slid up and down on his shaft.

Celestia moved up behind Fluttershy, rolling her own hips against Fluttershy to move her, and peering over Fluttercorpse’s shoulder to watch Discord. Discord seemed a bit broken, eyes staring at Fluttershy, tears streaming down his face, the first time Celestia had ever seen him cry. The power trip of having the likes of him right where she wanted was so hot, her pussy churned and drooled juice against Fluttershy’s behind.

“I so wish you could hear how delicious her cries of pain was,” panted Celestia, “No one can sob like this pegaslut, and she gave a performance that was amazing even for her.”

Celestia didn’t hold herself back as she felt it rising up inside her, then creamed hard against the corpse, fluid drooling down the stiff plot and onto Discord’s broken legs. Without magic to push him along though, Discord was in no danger of getting off, even if he hadn’t been tied off. If not being able to stop staring at Fluttershy’s terror-striken face wasn’t enough, the lubrication was slowly wearing off and her insides felt increasingly like thick cardboard against his shaft.

Still, Celestia continued to assist Fluttercorpse in riding him for nearly another hour, getting off several more times in the process. By the time she finally stopped, Discord’s cock was bleeding and bruised from being chaffed by the cadaver cunt he had been forced to plunder.

“Oh how I wish you had a soul to eat,” Celestia chuckled as she turned Fluttershy about and pushed the dead pussy against Discord’s mouth, “But I’ve done my research, a spirit like you keeps his soul safe within his own realm, and I can only destroy it there.” She sighed, “Still.. I’ve broken the connection between you and your soul by dragging you within this field. That should ensure that it takes you at least a few centuries to manifest physically again, and by then I’ll be too powerful to care.”

“You might not know as much about me as you think,” Discord managed between sobs, trying to turn his head to avoid touching his friend’s dead cunt.

“Well if I’m wrong,” chuckled Celestia, “At least make sure to torment me nicely before you murder me.”

Celestia was smug enough in her decision, a great deal more than she might have been before she really let loose. But now it was time to end things.

Celestia slid herself up upon him, once again sliding her drooling wet snatch around his cock. She knew this would probably feel quite soothing, but she wanted to feel if his cock jerked about during death; she’d never felt a victim’s death-gasm from a female perspective after all.

She pushed Fluttershy’s behind downward with both front hooves, forcing it hard against Discord’s snout until she finally managed to pop it inside. She purred as she pushed it as far as she could manage, bearing down against the corpse even as her hips rolled against him wetly and loudly.

If the look on Discord’s face was any indication, he wasn’t quite sure that he could return as himself at any point after such a death. Celestia moaned as he tried to kick his broken legs, trying to push Fluttershy off his snout as he struggled to draw breath. Celestia leaned forward to put more weight against Fluttershy, grinning as she watched the panic in Discord’s eyes.

“Yes, suffocate in that useless whore’s cunt,” groaned Celestia, her hips moving faster still, belly smacking loudly against Discord’s as her tight lips dragged over his chaffed shaft. “Oh this is the perfect way for you to die!”

She felt his struggles slowly grow weaker beneath her, and the tightness in her own thighs grow warmer at the same time. His shuddering increased even as his intentional movements finally ceased, his eyes rolling back as he struggled for breath. As his body trembled in deathgasm, Celestia’s pussy convulsed around him as she blew herself once again, slamming her hips down as her juice puddled on his belly and drooled down onto the ground.

Celestia panted as she felt for a heartbeat, and finding none, pulled Fluttershy off his face with a slurp. Leaving Fluttershy beside them, she leaned down and licked up the side of his face, tasting his tears and sliding her tongue over his wide open eye. She kissed him deeply, licking about his maw, then began rolling her hips once again.

Celestia would have to leave his corpse here for a while to make sure it worked as planned, so she wanted to get in a few hours of necro-fun with it before she left.