Celestia's Relaxing Vacation

"You said this wouldn't happen!" shouted Sheriff Silverstar as he slammed his hoof on the table, glaring at Braeburn across from him, "You said that if we took initiative, other cities would join us and she'd have no choice but to see reason!"

"We couldn't even sway Dodge Junction," said an earth pony to Silverstar's left, "And we all thought they would join us."

"I know I know!" said Braeburn, "I really thought they would! I mean what she's done... it's not even rumors anymore, she's publicly admitted to a lot of it, even published graphic descriptions. How could they not want to fight against something like that?"

"We have confirmation," said Silverstar, "Celestia's forces are moving towards us. She has most of Canterlot's military behind her, and we have painfully few unicorn and pegasai to counter her own."

"If half of what we've heard is true," said another, "She's going to mow over this town like it was nothing."

"No she won't!" exclaimed Braeburn, "Listen. We're a powerful economic force. If we were suddenly out of the picture, a huge source of food would be lost. Apples are a huge industry."

"So you think she won't attack us because of that?" asked Silverstar, shaking his head.

"No," sighed Braeburn, "But maybe she'll agree to be merciful if we give in before she starts her attacks." He looked down at the table, "I'll go personally to speak with her. I'll beg forgiveness and offer myself in payment. Our town is useful enough to her that she won't wipe us out if she doesn't have to."

There was silence across the room, neither agreement for his plan nor pleas for him not to sacrifice himself. Braeburn looked up at them and sighed again. He rose from his seat, and quietly moved around the table towards the door.

Celestia sat casually near the head of a token number of troops, sitting on her haunches in front of a small table and sipping at a tea cup, looking out over the city from her lookout point.

"Your Highness," a guard moved up from behind her and bowed, "A representative from Appleloosa is here, he says he's Braeburn and he wants to talk peace."

"Well we wouldn't want to be rude hosts," said Celestia, "Show him over and pour him some tea."

The guard nodded, and was gone. Celestia didn't bother even looking to where he was gone, but eventually she heard hoofsteps approaching her from behind again. She turned slowly to see Braeburn, bowing and holding his hat in one hoof before rising and slipping it back on.

"Your Majesty," Braeburn said between near clenched teeth. He was trying to hide his animosity towards the one who had murdered his family, but didn't do a very good job.

"Sit," ordered Celestia as the guard poured a second tea cup.

Braeburn moved around to the other side of the table, slowly sitting down and awkwardly lifting the tea cup, peering at it.

"Oh come now," said Celestia, "I'm not going to poison you. That's far too impersonal."

'Sorry your Majesty," Braeburn said and took a sip.

"So then," said Celestia, "If I have heard correctly, you were the one that started this little problem, a problem that I am taking time out of my busy schedule to correct. It was a while before I even believed the news. Surely one little town couldn't hope to resist me. What in Equestria was your plan?"

Braeburn shook his head, "It doesn't matter. I've come to make peace. I'm handing myself over; I should be the one to pay for what I started."

Celestia chuckled, "Giving up so soon," She reached over to mockingly pat his head, "But no. They agreed to your plan, and they will all pay the price."

"B-but wait," said Braeburn, "Do you really want to burn down an important town when it's not needed? I mean we-"

"Yes I'm well aware of the economic situation and how I will be temporarily harming it," Celestia said, "But it's important that I show that I am willing to make sacrifices to put down rebellion. Once word gets out about the utter slaughter here, no other city will dare oppose their rightful ruler." She casually sipped at her tea again.

"No," said Braeburn, putting down his tea, "Please don't do that-"

He was cut off by the sound of a blast coming from Appleloosa. He turned, eyes wide, as the town hall lit up like a giant lantern, casting its light over the rest of the city as smoke rose from the ruin.

'No!" Braeburn stood up and faced the city.

'That would be my faithful student," said Celestia, "She's teleporting large quantities of gunpowder into the major buildings and lighting it off before moving to the next. Do mud ponies even know what gunpowder is? Anyway, she'll take out the town hall, the sheriff station, the chapel, as well as a few of the larger housing structures." Another explosion ripped through the city. "My pegasai should be about to hit too. They'll rain down more fire upon the not lit sections of the city. You don't have enough pegasai to mount a defense if they fly high enough."

"This wasn't necessary," begged Braeburn as another explosion shredded a housing structure like it was a doll house, "Please I bed you, let it sit with this. You've caused enough damage to show anyone that you mean business, just let the survivors be.'

"Oh no, I'm not calling off anyone," chuckled Celestia, "Once everything is burning, my main force will march in. They've been ordered to kill every appleloosan, stallion, mare, and foal. Not only that, but raping and pillaging is actively encouraged. Some town folk will manage to slip through the cracks of course, and they will spread the message of what happened here. Even without survivors, I'm sure some of my guards will brag about their exploits."

"You're unbelievable," said Braeburn, tears streaking down his face as he watched a flock of pegasai and bat ponies raining burning liquid down onto the homes and businesses below, "Just... how can you stand to sit here and watch this?"

"How can I stand it?" Celestia laughed, "Are you kidding? I'm so wet right now that it's all I can do to keep from jumping over this table and raping the hell out of you. In fact, I'm not sure why I'm keeping myself from it at all."

Braeburn became quiet, shook his head, and took his hat off again, facing the burning town with a bowed head.

"How about we go and see how things are going, Mister Braeburn," Celestia put down her tea and stood. Sure enough, glistening moisture was drooling down the inside of her thighs. She was ready to go. Her horn glowed brightly, and Braeburn felt himself sucked into a teleport with her. When they popped back into existence, he found himself in the middle of his beloved town.

It was a complete disaster. Practically every building was on fire, ranging from calm blazes along their rooftops to the entire building being engulfed in violent flames. The charred corpses of several ponies lay nearby the worst of them. Celestia's troops had begun to march through the city as well, and they could be seen everywhere chasing down every last citizen that they could. The citizens had managed to take down a few, but the bodies of his own people outnumbered their dead at least two dozen to one.

Nearby, Braeburn saw a unicorn guard holding down a mare, choking her to death with both front hooves and his magic even as he plowed his wicked shaft into her fuck hole. Nearby her foal cried at her mother's fate, only to be snatched up by another guard who grinned widely as he flopped out his shaft and began to force his blunt tip into the child. Still another guard was heaving injured, still living ponies into the flames, where they screamed in torment as they helplessly burned.

After they finished with their own job, the pegasai and batponies landed as well, looking for scraps that the unicorn and earth guard did not take on the first pass. Braeburn saw one of Appleloosa's few pegasai take flight to escape, only to be grabbed by two bat guards. One held him as the other violently raped his ass while still in flight. A few soldiers had even resorted to the dead if they couldn't find living victims easily enough; Braeburn saw another pegasus raping the headless corpse of one of his kin.

Celestia rolled her eyes back as she took in the beauty of the attack. Not only that, but her soul reached out around her, blanketing the city and swiping any soul in range out of the air. Tiny little morsels, sucked into her, joining her power. Small souls they generally were, but several dozen of them added up to a good fill, and a few of them were tasty little candy foals.

"This is my fault," breathed Braeburn, tears streaming down his face, "Oh gods this is all my fault!"

"Yes. Yes it is," said Celestia, patting him on the shoulder, "You know it's tempting to let you live, just so that you'll have to live with the knowledge of what you caused."

"I didn't mean this i just... I just..." Braeburn stammered.

"You just got mad that I brutally murdered your cousins," Celestia finished for him, "I want you to know that I enjoyed their deaths, I got off quite a few times. My faithful student even helped me with Applejack, and she's particularly fond of fucking Big Mac's corpse. Do you miss Big Mac? I heard a rumor that you and him... you know... I'm not sure if you let your balls touch or not."

Braeburn's face twisted in rage and sadness, then just went blank, staring into the flames of the nearest building and trying to ignore the countless acts of murder and rape around him.

"So many innocents being slaughtered," said Celestia, "It's just a pity I can't be more personal with them. There's just too many."

"Just shut up and kill me," said Braeburn, "I don't care how. Boil me in oil like you did AJ for all I care."

Celestia chuckled, "Oh I see the details of some of my deeds are spreading around, that's good to know, but no, I generally try to keep each kill different. I mean I know I won't be able to do that forever, I'll have to repeat eventually, but I'm trying to stay fresh as long as possible." She stepped around and looked into Braeburn's eyes, "Now as for you..."

Braeburn collapsed, chest hitting the ground and then just laying there, looking at the dirt in front of him.

"I'm going to keep you alive," said Celestia, "But the only reason I'm keeping you alive is so that you can tell people what you saw. of course, to do that, all you need is ears to hear them ask and a mouth to tell them. You don't need all those other extra body parts."

Celestia moved up behind him, her cock growing into place and slapping Braeburn on the bottom. He looked back in surprise and started to move away, but Celestia easily pulled him backwards by his tail as he ran forward. Her cock throbbed as she brought it to his rear, pushing it testingly against his plot hole.

"What tha what?" Braeburn exclaimed.

"Oh come on, a little dirt pony fag like you won't mind getting it up the bum while I work," Celestia smiled, "Oh you've been had plenty before, I can tell."

Celestia stood over the smaller pony, pressing her hips forward and forcing into his seemingly well used tail hole. Her throbbing shaft stretched him out wide, forcing its way in. She felt it bottom out just as her belly smacked against his behind, balls swinging to bump against his own from behind. She forced it in lubeless, shivering at the amount of friction she had to overcome and tearing at his internals enough for blood to drool down onto her balls as she began a steady thrusting.

"Here we go," said Celestia, "I'm going to start with your limbs, which is a bit like something I've done before, but don't worry, I'll go a different route with you."

Her magic grasped one of his front legs, suddenly twisting his hoof about, snapping the bone at his heel and causing him to cry out. She enjoyed his scream for a moment before moving up his leg. Rather than just yanking the whole thing off, however, she took it joint by joint. First she twisted his hoof until the bone splintered enough to pry it free, dropping it on the ground next to him. Using her magic to keep him from bleeding too fast, she then twisted his limb at the knee, round and round as it crackled and popped, then tossed that one aside as well. As he bled on the first two parts, she twisted the remainder of the limb from his body, literally tearing it right out of the joint, not even leaving a stub behind. She dug into him again, taking as much of his shoulder as she could without endangering his life completely.

She continued to ram her cock into his dry ass, though it was rapidly becoming less dry with a mix of his blood and her precum. The stallion barely noticed the pain shooting up from his ass however, fully distracted by other things as Celestia began to work on his second front limb. The sobbing colt kicked his hind legs frantically, giving Celestia plenty of squirming to enjoy as she raped him. She began to pant softly as she dropped another leg off at the knee, then began working on the shoulder joint again.

"Oh you are a squirmy little faggot aren't you?" moaned Celestia, "Not enjoying yourself? What a shame."

Distracted with one another, neither noticed when Twilight walked up until she spoke, "Hello my love," she turned to Braeburn and nodded casually, "Hello Braeburn, I haven't seen you in a while. How's the family?" She licked her lips as she watched Celestia take off the rest of his second shoulder, then looked back to Celestia and smiled.

"Did you have fun so far, my love?" Celestia asked as she continued to thrust, grabbing one hind leg by the ankle and beginning with it as she spoke to her faithful student.

"Oh yes," said Twilight, wriggling her behind a bit so that her still stiff cock beneath her bounced about, "I raped a few ponies, though I didn't kill them. There were guards waiting a turn so i hoofed them over to the others. Well, not counting the ponies that died in the initial explosions. You should have seen their faces when I popped in out of nowhere with all those explosive!"

"You're such a generous soul," said Celestia, "I think we've had a great success here overall though. I have a job for Braeburn as well I think."

"Oh what's that?" asked Twilight, tilting her head, then leaning down to lap at some of the blood drooling from one of Braeburn's shoulders.

"Well I'm going to send him to the Crystal Empire as an emissary, to tell them what he's seen here," explained Celestia, "You want to castrate him?"

"Oh that's a great idea!" agreed Twilight, "And sure!"

Celestia finished with the third limb, yanking the rest out of his hip joint and digging out everything she could without causing his intestines to spill out, then began working on the fourth. Meanwhile Twilight followed Celestia's example, first yanking his cock free from his sheath with her magic, then twisted just the tip. It took a long time for the flimsy flesh to give in, but it eventually broke free, at which point she started with the next few inches. As for his poor balls, they were immediately crushed into a ball with Twilight's magic, twisted and compressed until they popped, then twisted about again as her magic literally chewed them off. Braeburn's screams, which had finally calmed a bit, started anew.

"Oh stop complaining, you cry baby," Celestia chuckled at him, "At least you'll still have your ass, though I'm not sure how many stallions will want to bone a fuck pillow. Most don't seem to share my enthusiasm for amputees." She nodded to Twilight then, "Eyes too if you will."

Twilight didn't bother waiting until she was done with his cock, lifting a nearby spear tip with her magic and bringing it to his left eye. He tried to shake his head, at which point she held him steady and rammed the blade into his socket, spinning it around to scramble his eye in its home. By the time she finished doing the same to the second, she was also pulling away the last bits of his sheath, leaving him a eunuch for the rest of his life.

"There," said Celestia as she pulled the last bit of his fourth leg off, "Almost... done..."

She let her tongue hang out the side of her muzzle and finally came into Braeburn's hot little ass, groaning and packing her seed inside, letting it burn against his injured tunnel as she packed him in. He was floating at this point, held tightly by Celestia's magic, so once she finished and let go of him, he smacked the ground beneath. Celestia panted softly and blew the last bit of her load across his back.

"Oh yes, there we go," said Celestia, "Hmm, now what else can I take."

Snipping his tail off with a slice of magic, Celestia then began to work on his fur. Picking his form up again, her and Twilight together began to pull his fur out by the roots, starting at his posterior and moving up across his body. Not content in just removing it, their magic seared the flesh behind them, leaving it so that no new fur would grow. By this time Braeburn was fresh out of screams, so just hung his head and sobbed. His mane was especially fun once they got to that, ripping each bit out by the root and leaving him a bald mess, unrecognizable as his former self.

"There!" said Celestia, admiring her work, "Anything else we could do, love?"

"I think that just about does it," said Twilight.

Celestia leaned down to Braeburn's ear then, whispering into it, "There there, the pain will dull eventually, though likely will never completely vanish. You have to concentrate on your very important mission, you have to convince another city to relent lest they face the same fate as yours. Do you think you can do that?"

"Will you kill me if I do?" Braeburn asked.

Celestia chuckled, "If you can convince them, yes. If you can't... I'll make certain you stay alive as long as possible."

Twilight leaned over and hugged Celestia, who returned the affection as well. The two kissed deeply, then Twilight stepped back.

"I'm going to find a few sexy corpses to plow, I'll see you tonight!" Twilight smiled, then trotted off into the smoldering city.