Author's Note

The 'Musicial Holes' game is based on the idea by David Hopkins in his comic 'Jack', which can be found at pholph.com (if you can get that site to work)

34. Celestia Plays A Fun Game

"Your games are always the best," said Twilight, still atop Celestia's back, still cradling Sunrise, who was now dozing off to sleep from an exhausting first day of life. She added more quietly, "Is it the kind where ponies die?"

Celestia smiled to Twilight and answered, "Oh of course." She then turned to the crowd to speak, "We're going to play a game. I'll need three mares... let's see... Twilight we'll use you... and you two." She waved a hoof at Redheart and Tenderheart.

"Yes my love!" Twilight agreed excitedly, despite being barely able to even more. Celestia took Sunrise off her hooves and allowed Twilight to slip off her back and stumble to the floor with a thump.

Redheart and Tenderheart went wide-eyed and gulped, but nodded slowly. "Oh um, just do please remember that we delivered your little one safely."

"Oh don't worry," said Celestia, "You're only going to be publicly raped and humiliated, not killed." She then turned to the crowd, "It's called 'musical holes'. I'll need say um... ten to twelve stallions... actually mares will do as well since I can magically give you the needed bits. The game involves ramming yourself into my fellow queen and these two cute nurses, and the winner will be paid say.... five thousand bits? And will get to pack a load into my pregnant cunt as well." She only included the fun parts of the game for now.

There was an awkward silence as the guests weighed their options, looking at their queen's face and trying to gauge her intentions. Celestia's expression remained quite kind and reassuring, and eventually ponies began to step forward. Prince Blueblood was the first, eyeing Celestia eagerly as he did so. He didn't need the money, but getting to bang a goddess was a pretty big incentive by itself. Vinyl Scratch stepped up as well, grin on her face and dragging her own lesbian partner Octavia behind her. Fancy Pants was next, along with his own fuck toy Fleur Dis Lee.

"Come on now," encouraged Celestia, "No need to be shy. I may be a tyrant, but I'm not a liar. The winner will be getting the promised reward, I nor any of my minions will be harming or killing them." The losing competitors on the other hoof... oh well no need to go into that yet.

Gilda shrugged herself and stepped up to stand next to the other competitors, followed by Trixie, wearing hat and cape, who stopped in front of Twilight and smirked at her before moving to the line. Lyra and BonBon stepped up, followed by the wall-eyed Derpy. Snips and Snails exited the crowd as well, at first looking as if they expected to be disallowed, but then smiling and standing with the others when they weren't.

"Aaaand that's twelve," said Celestia, "Now if you will, into the circle."

Celestia outlined a large area in the middle of the party area with her magic, the twelve contestants trotting into it and other ponies evacuating it at the same time. Celestia's magic washed over the female hopefuls, giving them nice fat cocks of their own with which to play, enjoying their expressions of pain as their bodies reformed. Celestia waved over the nearest guard, whispering to him quietly. The guard in turn went and spoke to the trumpet players, then gathered up five other earth pony guards and, armed with razor sharp spears, circled around the group. Celestia used her magic to shove the two nurses into the ring, as well as her faithful spouse and student, who immediately collapsed again, unable to walk. Finally, Celestia cast a shield over the group, locking the contestants, mares, and guards within.

"When the music starts, you can all have at our three lovely mares," said Celestia, "Let's see plenty of penetration now!"

Once the music started, Twilight seemed to be the target of choice, both due to her rank and the fact that she couldn't fight back at all. Trixie might very well have only entered the contest in order to fuck her old nemesis when she was down, and was the first to grab hold of her. Flopping onto her back and pulling Twilight atop her with both her front hooves and her magic, she lowered Twilight's gaping cunt down onto her shaft, which throbbed inside her and seemed happy enough even with the loose fit since she knew this was the hole that would probably hurt the most, beginning to thrust up into her. Blueblood pulled himself up behind Twilight, pressing his adequate if unimpressively sized shaft against her behind, pushing into the tighter hole and rolling his eyes back as he started to thrust. Twilight grunted, opening her muzzle in anticipation of another cock, and sure enough Fleur mounted up her head and pushed against her throat with the tip of her shaft. Twilight swallowed around it, taking it down into her throat like the good cock worshiping whore that she was, as Blueblood and Fleur kissed above her.

"Do you like that Twilight Sparkle?" asked Trixie, "Reduced to a hornless fuck toy for Trixie? Trixie guesses we know who the winner is now."

Redheart wasn't a willing cum slut like Twilight, and tried her best to avoid being taken. Holding her own against a flock of horny ponies though proved to be fruitless. When she tried to pull away, she was rewarded with Gilda's fist to her face, bloodying her lip before grabbing her by the neck with one claw and by the ass with the other, sitting back on her haunches and tugging Redheart into her lap. Gilda's cock invaded the pony's unwilling cock hole and licked the side of Redheart's face when she started to cry. Vinyl saw the mare already conveniently pinned, sitting on her own haunches behind her and pushing into her ass as Gilda's thrusts bounced her bottom about. Soon the two were bouncing her hips back and forth. Derpy excitedly moved to the mare's head, prying her muzzle open and somewhat foolishly pushing her shaft into Redheart's mouth while hovering above the others. Luckily for her, Redheart decided not to bite, finally giving in and just letting it happen as all three holes were stuffed ball deep.

"Fuck yeah," grunted Gilda, "Ponies are good for something after all."

"Come on Octy," said Vinyl, "Join in the fun!"

Octavia just sat by herself, eyes wide, "I... don't know if I'm comfortable raping somepony Vinyl, I think I might bow out."

Tenderheart opted for less resistance, especially after seeing her sister get punched upside the head. Seeing her kneel submissively, Snips and Snails decided she was an easy target and moved up to her from either side. Pushing her onto her side on the pavement, each of them pulled themselves close from either side. Snips moved up to her belly and Snails up from behind, each pushing into her together, moaning as they began to bounce her hot little rear back and forth with their underage erections. As Tenderheart felt BonBon push her cock against her face, she opened her muzzle wide, but gagged pathetically when BonBon rammed herself deep.

Fancy Pants saw that the spots were filled, and sat aside where his favorite mare was enjoying herself in Twilight's throat. He sated himself by stroking off while he watched the action, not concerned as long as Fleur was having fun. Lyra seemed to take a similar position, though she seemed to be watching Gilda with fascination, or particularly the griffon's hands as they gripped Redheart.

About five minutes in as everyone continued to enjoy themselves, Celestia motioned to the trumpets and the music stopped. The guards inside the bubble with the contestants moved forward without hesitation, speared aimed for anyone that didn't have their cock in a hole. Fancy Pants got a spear through the neck before he even saw it coming, which was then yanked free, leaving him to topple over and gag to death on his own blood. Lyra was equally caught off guard, a spear rammed into her back and coming out her gut, shrieking wildly until a second spear punctured her lungs. As they were withdrawn, she fell to the ground and twitched violently in deathgasm. Octavia screamed as she saw the other two go down, rushing for the edge of the circle and clawing at the force bubble keeping them in. A guard moved up behind her and rammed his spear right into her cunt from behind, ramming it deep and then thrusting it five or six times before yanking it free, some of Octavia's intestines hanging from it as she slumped against the force bubble, dead.

The guards went back to their posts, leaving the corpses to lie where they were. Celestia took a moment to relax, enjoying the three souls that had been sacrificed to her, stroking herself as she devoured them. Celestia's horn then glowed brightly, and all three of the chosen victims disappeared in a flash, leaving their rapists penetrating nothing once again. Twilight appeared next to her, extracted from the game it would seem, as the two nurses were teleported back into the bubble, collapsing from the sudden movement and gagging as they tried to get their wits about them. Celestia carefully kept the force bubble attuned to her own magic so only she could teleport ponies through it.

"Six holes left for the nine of you!" announced Celestia happily, "Good luck!"

"Aw," said Twilight, disappointed in being the first to be removed.

"Sorry, love," said Celestia, "But you're just too willing a cock sleeve. Let the less experienced mares get a good raping."

Suddenly the game wasn't quite as fun, the remaining contestants removed from their happy-fun-rape-time and tossed into a fight for their very survival. Given no time to complain, the music started up once again.

Several competitors took initiative with the life and death struggle part. Blueblood grasped the nearest pony in his magic, which happened to be poor Bon Bon, and slammed his hind legs into her face violently several times. She wasn't ready for fighting, still staring in horror at Lyra's corpse. Her nose cracked, blood running down her face, and she thumped to the ground, unconscious. Trixie also took the more active roll, her hat and cape flapping off her body and transforming into ropes. Winding them about, she had Snips and Snails hog tied and tied to each other withing seconds.

Trixie and Blueblood simultaneously reached for Redheart with their magic, having a brief tug of war before both simply moving in on her. The nurse tensed her body up, tears streaming down her face still, but didn't resist more than squirming as she was taken hold of. Trixie grabbed hold of her rear, flopping her cock out onto it and ramming her cock ball deep into her moistened rape hole. Blueblood grabbed it as well, then pushed his body against Trixie's to try to get access to Redheart as well. The two growled and tussled, but Blueblood managed to get his cock thrusting into Redheart's behind. Redheart wailed, only to have her throat stuffed yet again, this time by Fleur, who was herself sobbing and trying not to look at Fancy's corpse and fighting to stay hard inside Red's throat.

Gilda sat back on her haunches again grabbing Tenderheart and going for a matched set, slamming her throbbing, barbed shaft into her cunt just as she had Redheart's. Derpy grabbed for the other side, pushing herself against Tender's tail hole. She breathed heavily, panicking and not really getting to enjoy the tight ass around her shaft, wilting slightly as Gilda stared at her over their mutual victim. Vinyl almost lost her chance as well, rushing over to Octavia and cradling her head, looking long and hard into her dead eyes, and knowing she was the one that dragged her into this. She snapped back to reality in the nick of time, grabbing for Tender's head and pushing her only somewhat hard cock into the mare's muzzle, seconds before the music stopped.

The guards once again moved into the crowd, though this time their job was easier. Four guards repeatedly rammed their spears into the two young colts, not hesitating or stopping until their screamed has faded and their bodies lay gutted on the ground. The other two moved in on BonBon, one driving his shaft through her gut as the other impaled her head against the ground. Yanking their gore or brain covered spears free, they calmly moved back into position around the circle. Redheart and Tenderheart once again flashed out of the bubble, Tenderheart landing on the pavement next to Celestia and Twilight and Redheart getting tossed back into the ring.

"Twice as many of you as we have holes for!" smiled Celestia, taking in a deep breath as the souls of the losers helplessly spiraled into her own energy, "Hop to it!"

Blueblood and Trixie immediately lunged for each other, horns coming together and energy coming together between them. Blueblood tried his best, but was no match for a magician of Trixie's level. He was blasted away from her , slamming against the force shield and collapsing on the ground, holding his head and trying unsuccessfully to get his wits about him. Gilda was equally quick to lunge at her counterpart, grabbing Derpy by the throat and pushing her to the ground. Roaring aggressively, she slammed her fist into Derpy's face repeatedly, cracking her nose, blackening her eyes, and making her face swell up grotesquely. She didn't stop until she was sure Derpy wasn't getting back up. Vinyl stared in shock at Gilda's aggression, enough that she was completely caught off guard as Fleur rammed her long horn into Vinyl's throat. There were no rules against killing your opponent of course, and Vinyl collapsed to the ground and choked to death on the blood pooling in her muzzle, eyes wide. Her body grew still, and Celestia got to snatch up her soul a bit early.

Redheart was grabbed from three sides, squealing as the three remaining competitors griped her tightly. Holding her on her side above the ground between them, she was entered from three sides. Gilda sank ball deep into Redheart's sweet, well-used ass as Trixie drove her own stallionhood into Redheart's squiarming cunt. Fleur almost stopped to vomit at what she had done to Vinyl, but all the same pushed her softening cock into Redheart's muzzle. She wasn't even hard enough to penetrate her throat this time, but inside a hole counted well enough.

As the music stopped again, the guards crowded Derpy and Blueblood. "You can't kill me I'm royalty!" Blueblood exclaimed, but found out he was very wrong as he was impaled repeatedly against the side of the spear. Derpy was just staggering to her feet as two spears drove through her neck at once, so violently that her head popped off and rolled across the pavement, a fountain of blood spraying form her neck as her body collapsed. Even Vinyl was repeatedly stabbed, just to be absolutely sure she was dead. With a flash, Redheart was removed from the enclosure, leaving the remaining three inside with the corpses of their competitors.

"Uh oh, they're all gone!" teased Celestia, "Well as much as I love corpse-sex, I can't count you fucking those, so it looks like it's just the three of you that are left to fuck each other!"

Poor Fleur was completely out of league with the other two fighters. Trixie grabbed for her behind, yanking her rump over to her and mounting up. Her cock was still fully hard from the excitement, and she rammed it deeply into Fleur's soft cunt still nestled behind her balls. Gilda grabbed Fleur's head, twisting it and then ramming her own erect shaft into her throat. Using her claws to pry Fleur's jaws apart to keep her from biting down, she began to violently thrust as well. As much as Fleur tried, she couldn't extract herself from between them. She was helplessly bounced back and forth as she was double teamed, even as Trixie and Gilda glared at one another above her, each knowing that it was down to just them.

There was no need to teleport anyone this time. The guards simply came forward and rammed spears into Fleur from all directions, the models beautiful body coming apart, spine snapping as her body fell into two pieces, each impaled on a different cock. Trixie and GIlda tossed the pieces of Fleur to opposite sides, and tensed up as they faced off.

"Now not until the music starts!" warned Celestia, then teased, "Soon... sooooon... NOW!" she turned to Twilight, "A unicorn against a filthy griffon, I guess the winner is pretty obvious. Who are you rooting for dear?"

"Oh me?" asked Twilight, "I don't really like either one, to be honest. Trixie's a bit of a showoff, and Gilda really hurt Pinkie Pie's feelings when-"

"As opposed to you, who killed Pinkie Pie," smirked Celestia.

"That was different," Twilight blushed shyly, "I was horny."

In the ring, it did seem like Trixie had the advantage. Gilda lunged for her, only to be picked up off her feet with Trixie's magic and running uselessly in place for several seconds. Trixie charged up her horn, fully intending to gut Gilda with a laser blast and then fuck her corpse, but GIlda thought fast, barely reaching Derpy's head and kicking it towards Trixie. The severed head smacked Trixie in the face, causing her to loose her concentration just enough. Gilda beat her wings hard, surging across the circle and slamming her full weight against Trixie. Gilda slammed Trixie's head into the pavement as hard as she could with one hand, claws tearing into the unicorn's face, the other claw punching Trixie in the gut as hard as she could. As Trixie stopped moving, Gilda spread Trixie's hind legs out and shoved her hard shaft into Trixie's convulsing pussy. A few minutes of violent thrusting, and the griffon squawked loudly, body shaking as she sprayed thick griffon sperm into her fallen opponent.

"Well that was a rather shameful display of unicorn power," signed Celestia, "Now I have to let a filthy griffon fuck me. Oh well... I did promise."

"I think Trixie's special talent must be losing," said Twilight, "She could find a way to lose to a crippled puppy."

Trixie snapped back to consciousness, eyes wide as she felt griffon jizz coat her insides, and lunged upwards at Gilda. It was too late, the music stopped and Gilda was still ball deep inside her. Gilda grinned down at her, then moved back, pulling her cock free and giving the guards room as they approached.

Trixie wasn't going that easily though, it appeared, As the guards surrounded her, she flashed out of existence and teleported to the far side of the circle. Before they could move, she fired off a beam of energy into the guards. It struck one of them square in the behind, blasting him forward into several of the others, knocking them down onto the ground. The other three rushed her as the ones she hit fumbled to get back up, but Trixie teleported again and flashed to another side of the enclosure.

Quickly sensing her strategy, the six guards spread themselves out evenly so that no part of the enclosure would be a safe teleport spot. Trixie wasn't deterred, ripping the spear from the grasp of the nearest guard with her magic, spinning it around and slicing his throat with a quick swing. The guard fell to the ground squirming and gagging, as Trixie now turned the spear towards the others.

"Well I may stand corrected," said Celestia, "One unicorn versus six filthy mud ponies with sharp sticks, let's see what happens."

As she had promised that the winner would survive at least long enough to collect their prize, Celestia teleported Gilda out of the ring before Trixie decided to turn the spear on her. Gilda wobbled a bit dizzily, then looked around, up to Celestia, and then grinned widely.

"I did it!" Gilda exclaimed.

"Yes you did, you disgusting hybrid," said Celestia, "I guess this means you get something that you will never deserve as long as you exist. All the same, feel free. Hell, talk dirty to me for all I care. I promised I wouldn't kill you after all."

Celestia kneeled, bending all four legs and lowering herself down so that the griffon could reach her, spreading her hind legs apart and flagging her tail out of the way. When Gilda didn't react immediately, she waggled her hindquarters temptingly, offering it freely to her racial inferior, but then looked back towards the circle.

She felt strain against the bubble she was holding as Trixie repeatedly tried to teleport through it, desperately trying to get close enough to the needed frequency to penetrated it. The longer she survived, the more time she'd have to narrow it down. Celestia smirked, waiting until she got close and then switching the frequency so she could never quite get it.

However, the unicorn did quite well against the guards. They resorted rather foolishly to throwing all their spears at her at once, thinking she couldn't stop them all, and found them all turned around and chasing them about the ring. Now Trixie was on the offensive, surrounding herself with a ring of floating spears and slashing at any guard who wandered too close. Seeing a second one loose his footing and trip over Fleur, Trixie ceased the opportunity and drove the spear down and up into his gut from below where his armor did not cover.

As she struggled to get the spear free of his corpse, the other guards rushed at her again, and she barely teleported in time to avoid them. The spears came with her, and went swinging out at her opponents once again. The guards resorted to picking up various corpses and using them as fleshy shields.

Celestia was so amused that she almost forgot what she was doing, at least until she felt Gilda's claws gripping at her large behind, the griffon purring against her as she mounted up. Gilda pressed her barbed cock between Celestia's royal lips, sinking deep and rolling her eyes back. She sighed as she started to thrust, pushing in and then angling herself to drag her barbs against Celestia's insides. Soon she was rotating her hips with firm rapid thrusts, enjoying her prize immensely.

"Got your racism turned up to 11 today, your Highness?" Gilda asked, "Well this filthy inferior is balls deep pounding your precious pregnant pussy. How you like that?"

Celestia waggled her hips again, clenching herself down and rolling her inner muscles over Gilda's shaft, milking it like a good sport and continuing to watch the show. Twilight was a bit less casual, glaring at Gilda as she spoke to Twilight's love and master as she did. She flexed slightly as she lay there, tensing her muscles and twitching the sharp bone stubs where her wings used to be. Celestia noticed this, smirked, and reached a hoof over to pet Twilight's mane soothingly.

Against all odds, Trixie made continued to make short work of the dwindling number of guards inside her enclosure. She blasted another in the face, energy beam searing his eyes and leaving him helpless long enough for her to ram a spear tip right into his balls. The scream he made as he fell was rather amusing.

The other three guards were left completely on the defensive, now every bit as much afraid as Trixie was. No, quite a bit more. Trixie began to use the corpses themselves as bludgeoning tools, a wall of cadavers hitting the guards like a wave and pushing all three back against the wall. As they pushed the bodies off of themselves, they each found themselves staring down two spears. Trixie grinned widely as she heaved them forward, and seconds later the remaining three guards were left bloody, gutted messes.

"Huh," commented twilight, "Guess I was wrong." She turned her glare back to Gilda again.

Gilda arched her back, spread her wings out flapping them dominantly, and continued to impale her thick feline shaft into Celestia. Celestia tried to look casual, but secretly she was quite enjoying being used as a cock warmer by an inferior, allowing them to pleasure themselves inside her freely. Her pussy drooled fluid down Gilda's balls as they bounced against her belly, and she squirmed her hips as Gilda extended her claws, intentionally pushing them through Celestia's flesh and dragging them across her cutie marks, leaving red streaks that drooled royal blood.

"Mmm, fuck me with that hard, filthy cock," Celestia slipped.

"You like that do ya?" Gilda groaned, speeding her thrusts as her shaft drooled thick strings of pre inside Celestia's throbbing wet tunnel, "Never had a griffon cock before? Well I've never had a juicy alicorn slut's cunt either, so I guess it's a first for both of us." Gilda spoke loudly enough that the crowd could hear her.

Celestia mmmphed, aroused further by the griffon's brave public violation of her royal plot, "I do love your filthy cock," she said more loudly, "Come on... I'm just a place to deposit your cum for now, fuck me hard, claw me up, hose my insides down with your disgusting seed."

Celestia bit her lower lip, half-stiffling a moan as her pussy exploded around Gilda's shaft. Gilda felt the hot juice wash over her cock and splatter against her belly, drooling down her thighs and balls. She groaned out in response, still purring deeply even as her own body started to shake. She grinned widely; it felt so good to be using the most powerful creature in the land as her personal cum sponge in full view of a crowd of important ponies. She dragged her claws back across Celestia's flank, matching the first claw mark in an x, blood drooling down Celestia's cutie marks. Her own orgasm hit as she rammed herself in at break-neck speed, spewing a hot load of griffon sperm deeply into the queen's still convulsing pussy, then packing it in with more thrusts.

"Yeah take that load!" Gilda cried out, "Fuck yes! Everyone watch while I stuff this alicorn bitch with my seed! Tell me how much you love it, you slut, you whore! Tell us all!"

"Oh I do love it," Celestia's pussy continued to milk every last drop out of Gilda's shaft, "Violate my royal cunt, I want to feel your sperm drooling down my thighs you filthy fucking hybrid."

Twilight gritted her teeth, "Celestia... my love... may I kill her?"

"Now now Twilight," said Celestia, "I promised that neither me nor any of my minions would harm the winner. You know what I told you about promises." She paused, looking back towards the circle where Trixie was concentrating hard, still desperately trying to teleport out. "I think our second place winner has been quite impressive. though. Perhaps she's earned a rematch."

"Hold it," said Gilda, pulling herself free with a slurp, "If you're ordering Trixie to kill me, that counts as her being a minion."

"I'll double your prize money and let you fuck me up the ass if you win," said Celestia, "If you loose, you'll still get the doubled prize money, it will go to your next of kin."

"Who you will also not harm?" asked Gilda.

Celestia chuckled, "Making me be explicit? I guess that's smart. Yes, they get the same protection as you."

"Ugh..." Gilda seriously considered it, "All right, but only if you teleport me right on top of her so I can get a fair swing at her." She spoke softly, glancing at Trixie to make sure she wasn't listening.

"Deal," said Celestia.

Her horn glowed without giving Gilda a second more to consider it. In a flash, Gilda appeared within the enclosure, directly above Trixie just as had been promised. Unfortunately for Gilda however, as much as Trixie looked like she was only concentrating on escape, she had been listening to the conversation, using her magic to increase her hearing. Gilda lunged downward at Trixie with all four claws bared, only to hit solidly against empty ground as Trixie teleported across the ring.

Gilda had no time to do more than widen her eyes as a blast of Trixie's magic slammed into her from behind. Trixie rushed her from behind, pointing her head down and ramming her horn into the griffon. The horn sank into Gilda's tail hole, causing the griffon to squawk before another more powerful jolt shook her body. Trixie fired off with everything she had, and didn't stop until Gilda rolled her eyes back and collapsed.

Trixie sputtered and pulled back her face quickly as Gilda pissed herself, shaking her head and spitting in disgust. She was quickly back to the task at hand however, pushing Gilda hard against the ground. She rammed her own cock against Gilda's cunt even as the griffon continued to urinate herself, penetrating her just as she had done Trixie, and beginning to thrust wildly in and out. Gilda's head glowed as Trixie grabbed hold of it and twisted, once, twist, three times, Gilda's neck snapping several times as it was forced around in a circle. Gilda vomited up a gush of blood, her whole body twitching in death as Trixie continued to ram her from behind.

"Now see? that's more like it," said Celestia, half-relieved and half-disappointed that she wasn't going to get her ass violated too, "That's the sort of display I would expect a unicorn to make against a griffon. Obviously the filthy hybrid got a lucky shot the first round. Either way, let no one be able to say that I don't keep my word." she turned to Twilight, "See sweetheart? It turned out okay after all. And I got to gobble up quite a few tasty souls. Gilda was especially delicious after her rather colorful treatment of me."

"Oh yes it turned out fine," Twilight nodded, staring at the display and stroking herself.

Celestia lowered the forcefield finally, and several guards moved forward to begin to drag the corpses away, placing them all in a cart, stacked like wooden logs, where they waited for Celestia, no doubt destined for the corpse pile. Trixie didn't stop plowing Gilda's corpse when she was freed, and the guards stood awkwardly around her after they dragged off the other corpses, waiting for her to finish. Trixie finally groaned out as she blew a load into her foe's dead cunt, taking another minute to pound her cum deep before finally pulling out."

"As if there was ever any doubt," Trixie grinned, then paused, "What does Trixie get?"

"Trixie gets to live," answered Celestia, "And since Trixie made short work of six royal guard, albeit mudpony guards, she'll be working for Celestia now."

"Trixie accepts this reward," Trixie seemed rather happy with herself.

"You're hiring her?" asked Twilight.

"Yes dear heart," said Celestia, "I thought she would go well with me depriving you of your horn and wings. Maybe she can be your bodyguard on occasion, at least until she fails me in a way worthy of death. Just let me know if she fails to humiliate and berate you."

"Yes love," said Twilight, though sounding a bit less enthusiastic than usual. Somehow Trixie was worse to her than losing her body parts. "Thank you for giving me what I deserve. This has really been the best day of my life."