Author's Note

This is the 'canon' chapter that goes with the story, and these events will be mentioned in later chapters to reiterate that. There is a non-canon alternate version on my https://archiveofourown.org/users/HeadlessRainbow/works account. I can't directly link to it here, but I have the same account name there.

Note: This is not making fun of fimfiction, but of the nonsensical legalities that force them to have a rule against fiction with 'sex involving underage humans', and a society that thinks sex is worse than murder.

56. Celestia Murders Children Without Breaking The Rules

The trio of psychos walked through the apple orchard at Sweet Apple Acres, making their way towards the crusaders' hideout. It had been easy enough to get to the location; given Celestia still had her magic and could teleport them. They hadn't bothered to clean the blood off of themselves this time, but for some reason Magic-Celestia had insisted that they must get dressed. So now they all strolled across the orchard in suits and ties that Celestia had stolen from Rarity's house. They figured that since Rarity’s decapitated corpse was now rotting on a toilet, she wouldn’t be needing them anymore.

"The apple orchard," mused human Celestia upon their arrival, "Are we not going to go for the others? Pinkie and Fluttershy?"

"Oh we'll get to them," smiled magic Celestia, "But we're going to take a break and enjoy ourselves with some children first."

"Can't argue with that," said Twilight, "But... why did we all get dressed? And why'd you take our cocks away?"

"The crusaders are most likely in their little club house... ah there it is." magic Celestia continued, then looked at Twilight, "Well we can't be naked around children, of course, and if we kept those massive shafts, they might see the bulge and have unclean thoughts."

Twilight arched an eyebrow, "Never stopped us before when we were f-"

"That was in Equestria, we can happily rape foals all day when we're there," explained Celestia, "But if we do those things to human children, we'll be breaking the rules."

"What rules?" human Celestia blinked and looked over at her too.

"It'd take too long to explain," said magic Celestia, "Regardless, no sex on this one."

"Can... we at least undress them?" asked Twilight.

"Not so much as a sock," Celestia shook her head, "Okay well maybe a sock. Basically anything from below the hips to the neck has to stay on. If you dare to disobey me on this, I will never kill either of you."

Twilight gasped, "N-no need for that! I'll do as you said, I swear!"

"Right!" said human Celestia, "No need to be hasty, I'm on board!"

"Can we... kill them at least?" Twilight asked more quietly.

"Oh yes, we'll brutally murder them," nodded Celestia, "That's well within the rules, we just can't undress ourselves or them as we do so. That would be naughty."

The trio came into sight of the clubhouse and continued walking towards it. Sure enough when they got close they could hear conversation inside. Scootaloo was telling her friends about how well Rainbow Dash did at a basketball tournament, the three blissfully ignorant of how very dead their sisters were now.

A sudden hush fell over the room as magic Celestia opened the door and stepped into the clubhouse, the three children seeming to forget their conversation entirely as they stared at the bloody woman each wearing a fancy suit and a monocle. When human Celestia and Twilight entered to stand on either side of the first, wearing matching outfits, the three young ones could barely move from the shock, mouths hanging open. Two Celestias? And Twilight was back?

"Speechless?" teased Twilight.

"No doubt," said magic Celestia, "Stunned by our fabulous outfits, as Rarity might have said if she hadn’t come down with a case of the being dead."

"I know how to make them nice and loud," said human Celestia.

"You better mean torture when you say that," reminded magic Celestia.

She walked up to where they were sitting on the floor, and turned her bag upside down in front of them. Applejack's, Rarity's, and Rainbow's head fell out of the bag and thumped on the floor, settling against each other in the middle of where the little girls sat. The heads were still bloody, and Rarity's was quite shitty, but the semen had been carefully removed. They wouldn't want to shock the children too much, after all.

It took the trio of children a moment to register that those were in fact real heads, the terrified last expressions frozen on their faces. And then suddenly the clubhouse was filled with the delicious screams of the little girls as they tripped over themselves to try to back away from the heads. Sweetie Belle immediately attempted to get around them to run out, and the other two were quick to follow her, but the door closed tight, locked with magic.

"What the hay is going on?" Applebloom blurted out as she pushed at the door.

"No no let us out!" Sweetie Belle was predictably the first to devolve into sobs as she slammed into the door as well.

"You... you..." Scootaloo was a bit more aggressive. When she couldn't open the door, she lunged her small body towards magic Celestia with little fists swinging.

Magic Celestia laughed as Scootaloo's punches did nothing, "Oh you three are so adorable," she smirked, "Such innocent little things that we're going to slaughter. Sadly, you will all die virgins, and for that... I apologize."

"Well this is the first time we admitted we were going to kill them right off," human Celestia smiled, "I'm good with that though." She reached over to Applebloom, pulling her away from the door by her collar and holding her close in a completely platonic manner. "Time to die farm girl, you're the last Apple sibling left alive, you know."

Twilight was happy with having been left with Sweetie Belle, grinning widely as she grabbed her and pulled her arms behind her, dragging her kicking and screaming from the door. "Oh don't worry, we won't be killing you until we've brutally... tortured you. Or I don't know... I'm not really sure what our choices are. Sorry, I know I’m not being a very professional murderer right now."

"It seems we all three have one," said magic Celestia, "That seems fair."

"Get your freaking hands off of us!" Scootaloo shouted as she continued to punch at her Celestia.

"Oh you're precious," said magical Celestia, "So feisty, just like your hero, but even she died sobbing."

"What CAN we do?" mused human Celestia, "We could shit on... no we'd have to take off our pants... how about if we go outside, shit in a bucket where they can't see us, then come back in and dump it on their heads?"

"What?" the three children cried out simultaneously.

"Hmmm," said magic Celestia, "No, don't want to risk that."

"You could NOT kill us," suggested Scootaloo.

"I vote for not killing!" piped up Sweetie in agreement.

"Sillies," human Celestia chuckled, "The victims don't get a vote. Don't you know anything about killing children? Well good news! You're about to learn."

"Well we haven't really eaten much since we got here," Twilight suggested, "So we could eat them? Or the parts protruding from their clothing at least?"

"That could work!" magic Celestia smiled, "But I want to stay humans, I'll just gives us all sharp teeth. Careful not to cut your tongues on them." With that Celestia snapped her fingers, and with a poof all three of them had razor sharp teeth.

"You're gonna EAT us?" Applebloom shrieked, "You can't do that!"

"I'm not tasty!" claimed Scootaloo!

"W-what?" Sweetie shrieked, "Like... alive?"

"Oh very alive," magic Celestia said, "I can use my magic to keep you alive a lot longer than you should. You'll be completely conscious for the whole thing; won't that be fun? Actually... let's have a bit of a contest. Whichever of you can eat the most of one of the others, I'll use my magic to make it less painful for you to die." Not MUCH less, but it was still the truth.

"Um, we ain't gonna do that!" Applebloom screeched.

"Oh you won't do it YET," said magic Celestia, "Just wait until we've taken a few bites."

And with that, Celestia wasted no more time, grabbing hold of one of Scootaloo's arms, and sinking her teeth into the juicy flesh, pulling her head back, twisting about to slowly rip a strip of flesh free. Scootaloo screeched and tried to pull her arm back, but her free hand was held fast with Magic Celestia's power. All she could do was freak out as she discovered that they really did intend to eat them. Celestia purred as blood drooled from her mouth and Scootaloo's arm onto the floor.

Applebloom was too dumbfounded to speak when she saw Scootaloo get a chunk ripped out of her; she was so distracted that she didn't even notice human Celestia slurping one of Applebloom's right fingers into her mouth, at least until she bit down. Once that happened Applebloom was screaming just like Scootaloo, even if she screamed with an accent. Bloom tried to push Celestia's face away with her good hand as Celestia literally chewed up her middle finger as it was still attached, mangling bone and flesh, then finally twisting her head back and forth to bite it off, swallowing it down with a moan.

Sweetie Belle wasted less time staring and immediately tried to flee, but was quickly subdued as the giggling Twilight kneed her in the chest several times. Grabbing her head with both hands, Twilight moved her face close to Sweetie's and bit down on her cheek. Sweetie's scream blasted Twilight's ears as she tore the tear-stained flesh from Sweetie's face, leaving a hole all the way through her cheek and into her mouth. Sweetie pulled away at first, but then Twilight was the one pulling away as she pulled the delicious meat off and chewed it down slowly.

Magic Celestia continued to work into Scootaloo's arm, Scootaloo's jerking about doing more to help her pull meat free than anything else. She tried to be slow at first, but human flesh was just so delicious, particularly tender child-flesh, and she couldn't stand waiting any longer. Soon she was working the arm down to the bone as fast as she could, barely even chewing and tearing chunk after chunk of flesh away until she had literally skeletized Scootaloo’s arm. She then turned Scootaloo’s hand about, waving at the terrified child with her own skeleton hand, grinning with meat and blood drooling from her mouth.

Applebloom tried fruitlessly to pull her arm away, even as human Celestia pulled each finger into her mouth, crunching and chewing each well before swallowing it down. She then proceeded to chew her way down the limb, her magical teeth allowing her to gnaw the bloody stump closer and closer to the screaming little girl’s shoulder. When Applebloom tried to push the face away with her good hand, that only resulted in Celestia slurping in one of those fingers as well. When her better hand was pulled back missing a finger, Applebloom seemed to lose it even more, thrashing about and sobbing as she tried to wrench herself away, screaming for help the entire time.

Though she went a lot more silent when human Celestia reminded her, “You know if anyone answers and comes to help you, we’re just going to kill them too.”

Sweetie Belle was screaming just as much as the others, but immediately gave up when she felt the agonizing pain, like none she had ever experienced. That is to say, she was pretty fast to take up magic Celestia’s offer. She managed to pull her bloody face away from Twilight, grabbing hold of Scootaloo’s leg with both arms and biting down on it, chewing against the flesh with her dull teeth. When Celestia saw the little one putting in the extra effort, her magic surrounded Sweetie’s mouth as well, granting her the same razor teeth and jaw stretch as the other, and she immediately began to tear chunks out of her friend’s leg.

Twilight didn’t seem to mind that, laughing as she grabbed one of Sweetie’s legs, pulling off her shoe and sock on that foot. She moved so that as much of her body was touching Sweetie as possible so that she could feel her shudders and squirms, and began gnawing off the girl’s toes, snapping them off one at a time before moving down the girl’s foot in much the same way that human Celestia was gnawing down Applebloom’s arm.

“There... that’s a good soon-to-be-dead little bitch...” Twilight purred between bites.

“Mmm, the first to get bit by her friends, I guess that shows who the third wheel is,” magic Celestia chuckled, “That means you get more pain than them!”

“W-what? No!” Scootaloo sobbed as Celestia made up a new rule, but shortly after was incapable of speech as her whole body lit up, each agony increased ten-fold, even able to feel the pain down to the tip of her skeletalized arm.

Celestia flipped Scootaloo around, twisting her since Sweetie was still gnawing on the one leg, and starting to rapidly skeletalize her other arm, each fleshy rip sending spasms through the poor child’s body, Scootaloo convulsing as if she was having a seizure from the intense pain, screaming so loud that she went hoarse and choked.

As Applebloom felt human Celestia’s teeth grind all the way up to her shoulder, and then her killer grab her other arm, she rolled herself over, squirming away enough to bite down on Scootaloo’s other leg. Celestia gave her the same teeth as the others, and soon she was tearing meat out as well, though this didn’t stop human Celestia from starting on her other arm, tearing it apart piece by piece and slowly working to her other shoulder.

The more excited Twilight became, the faster she ate, Sweetie’s leg turning into a stump more and more quickly. Once it was reduced to a wiggling stub right at Sweetie’s skirt-line, Twilight yanked the shoe and sock off the other leg and started on it as well. Sweetie continued to sob and twitch with each bite, and tear more chunks out of her friend.

“I... you said!... less painful!” complained Sweetie between bites.

“Well yes,” magic Celestia said, “But we have to be sure you eat more than the delicious little apple there.”

Sweetie was obviously very interested in taking the offer, because she immediately grabbed for Applebloom’s head. Having the advantage of still possessing both arms, Sweetie grabbed Applebloom’s head away from Scootaloo’s other leg. She yanked the meat that Applebloom was holding in her mouth away, swallowing it down, and then ripped out Applebloom’s tongue by the roots before beginning to rip meaty goodness from her friend’s face.

“Okay, that’s worth a victory point,” magic Celestia admitted, allowing the champ just a bit less pain, just enough for her to notice at least.

Scootaloo, now very sorry that she hadn’t taken the offer, began to scream, “Kill me! Kill me!” between agonized screams and gagging.

But she wasn’t done suffering yet. Magic Celestia began working on the leg that Sweetie had abandoned, increasing the child’s constant pain with each bite, and pushing the leg of Scootaloo’s shorts up as high as she could without revealing anything questionable, adding another bone limb to the poor child. Celestia’s hand shook as she resisted yanking the little girl’s pants off, and instead moved to her one remaining limb with some meat on it.

Applebloom was bested by her enthusiastic friend now, and tried to let herself choke on her own blood, though that was foiled when Sweetie bit chunks out of Applebloom’s cheeks so that the blood oozed out through the side of her face. She shook her head and just went limb, just wanting to die as quickly as she possibly could now. In fact, when human Celestia finished the second arm, she worked her shoes off and pushed one of her feet against human Celestia’s mouth, as if telling her to hurry up and finish so she could die.

Human Celestia chuckled, then pulled the sock off the foot and once again began gnawing the limb down. Her belly was starting to swell with the increasing mass of meat, blood, and bone sizzling away in her stomach, slowing being turned into a meaty paste.

Just as Sweetie was about to rip out Applebloom’s throat, human Celestia pushed her away from the neck, “You can finish her in a minute, she’s not done suffering.”

Sweetie obliged, instead moving back to Applebloom’s face. Once done with her face, having eaten it all down to the bone, she cupped her lips over each of Applebloom’s eyes sockets, sucking out her eyes one at a time and popping them like cherries in her sharp teeth before swallowing down the mess.

Twilight finished with Sweetie’s second leg, and much like Applebloom had, Sweetie offered one of her arms back towards Twilight. “Oh thank you,” Twilight said politely as she grasped that arm at the elbow, then began crunching it down starting at the fingers.

Celestia finished Scootaloo’s final limb, then just picked up the limb girl by the head and stared into her eyes. “Kill me...” repeated Scootaloo, again begging for death, but Celestia barely heard her. She was too busy savoring the intense fear and tormet displayed on Scootaloo’s face as only a little girl’s face could display it.

“No, I don’t think I will,” said Celestia, “I’ll kill your friends, but you’re the loser. I’m going to leave you here alive to suffer.I figure my magic will keep you alive three or four hours, that should be enough punishment.”

“Please don’t...” was all Scootaloo could get out before Celestia yanked her tongue out by the roots as well. She then began to gnaw at her face, separating juicy flesh from bone, working all over her face, and then moving up over her scale to devour her hair and skull flesh alike.

Applebloom couldn’t tell when human Celestia finished with her first leg, the intense agony making it impossible to even tell if she still had the leg or not, so just held up her second one until Celestia was ready for it. Finally Celestia started on her last limb, even as Twilight was starting Sweetie Belle’s last arm, each working slowly downward. Sweetie apparently was too tired to continue, as she finally just lay her face against Applebloom’s skinless facade.

“Good,” panted magic Celestia to Sweetie, “Now tell her how much you want to kill her, make it good for less pain, then rip out her throat.”

“I-I’m glad I get to be the one that kills you, you insufferable farm-bitch,” Sweetie panted.

Applebloom let out a groan that sounded a bit like a ‘huh?’, like maybe she didn’t hear the order and took Sweetie’s words as sincere. Either way, Sweetie ended her friends suffering by ripping the meat off the front of her neck, eating it down as quickly as possible, both to spare her friend and because it was a little delicious.

“Good,” magic Celestia said, rolling her eyes back and gyrating her hips just a bit as she slurped up the delicious young soul, “Oh and by the way, when I said ‘make it good for less pain’, I meant less pain for her. Have some excruciating pain for yourself.”

Sweetie’s body was suddenly wrecked with the same intense pain Scootaloo was feeling, as if able to feel it all the way down her limbs despite them all being gone now. She thrashed as much as she could only being a torso, screaming the whole time that Twilight finished her off by eating her face as well.

Magic Celestia chuckled, "I guess that wasn't entirely honest, but as long as no one is alive that would tell about it I can keep my reputation."

Finally Twilight ganked out Sweetie’s screaming tongue, moving her hands to cup her cheeks so that enough blood gathered in her mouth to suffocate her. She moved her body against Sweetie’s as close as she could so that she could feel the little ones shivers of torment, as well as the convulsions that wrecked through her body as she finally let her own spirit go.

By then, Celestia had finished with every last bit of flesh on Scootaloo’s head, so she just dropped the convulsing chunk of bones onto the floor and watched it shiver. Sweetie’s soul was slurped up as well, and Celestia left enough of her energy here so she could gobble up Scootaloo’s as well after she had suffered a few more hours, maybe even until she sensed someone had found the children’s bodies.