Celestia's Relaxing Vacation

by headless_rainbow

73. Moondancer Conquers Equestria

Previous ChapterNext Chapter

Moondancer felt a great deal better after some healing magic, even if most of her fur might need to regrow. She almost wished we was unconscious though from what she was having to look at.

What was left of Canterlot had literally slid off the side of the mountain, leaving nothing, not even a place to rebuild it. Moondancer doubted there could be any survivors within the city limits; there simply wasn’t anywhere to cower.

Moondancer had asked the changelings if they’d do a fly over to be sure, but they refused to leave Chrysalis' side, every one of them guarding her with their life with their every waking second. It was weird to peacefully sit next to them, given that every member of the government had standing orders to kill changelings on sight.

Hopefully none of their undead friends survived at least, though maybe Mother's stopping took care of that already. Moondancer found herself chuckling at the realization that if Mother stopping fixed the zombies, she may have had Canterlot blown up for no reason. She’d never know.

“And now for you...” Starlight’s voice came from behind her, and Moondancer turned to see Starlight staring down Sunburst once again.

“Look I remember you now, but why are you so angry?” Sunburst slowly backed away, but knew well that he couldn’t run from a mage of her level. He might know a lot of good magical methods of escaping her, but damned if he could do any of them.

“Do you ponies HAVE to start with the raping and killing again already?” Ember groaned, sprawled out in the grass. "Shouldn't the half a million or so that just died sate your collective appetite?"

“You said we could fight to the death,” Starlight glared at Moondancer, “You said it was a royal order, so basically it would be illegal for me NOT attempt his murder.”

“It was also illegal to assist in my escape,” chuckled Chrysalis, stroking Doomie’s head as he lay exhausted beside her. Most of the other changelings were resting directly around her, but weren’t very talkative. The new baby, which Chrysalis had named Flurry Heart, was sleeping soundly, hopefully not to wake up and start zapping everyone.

“I didn’t assist you, you assisted me,” Starlight shrugged, “There is a difference.”

“Go ahead,” sighed Moondancer, “Pay attention though, because I think we all need to have a chat..”

“But why are you killing me?” Sunburst practically shouted.

“What chat?” Ember groaned.

“Well we’re all here aren’t we?” said Moondancer, “It seems like a pretty good idea to come to an agreement while we’re together, before Celestia comes back."

"That bitch isn't coming back," said Ember, "I destroyed the portal."

Moondancer stared wide-eyed at the revelation, but all the same... "Thank you for that, but I fear it will only delay her, not keep her away. And with no idea how long it will take her, we effectively have another bomb with an unknown timer, because she's going to be pissed when she gets here."

“Damnit,” Chrysalis rolled her eyes, then glanced at Moondancer, “I don't mean that at you, the hive is bugging me to get knocked up as quickly as possible.”

“Please say this is a terrible joke,” Sunburst said to Starlight, even as she walked towards him with death in her eyes, “Shit, this isn't a joke.”

He turned to run, but Starlight rather easily grabbed him with her magic pulling him back towards her as he ran in place. “You abandoned me,” she growled at him hatefully, then looked over at the others and spoke with a serious and polite tone, “Go on and start, I’m listening.”

“It’s not fair, it’s not fair,” Sunburst started to tear up, “I avoided death so many times in a row just to get iced by a childhood friend... this isn’t fair!” Starlight’s response was to grasp him by the neck with her magic and pin him to the ground, squeezing his throat.

“Please do not disturb the meeting, Sunburst,” said Moondancer, then looked to Chrysalis, “I think the first thing we need to discuss, is what exactly Mother meant by this being your fault.”

Chrysalis was a bit busy herself. She had promised Doomie first dibs on her womb, but he was half-conscious at the moment, so she just rolled him over onto his back, leaning her head down and running her ridiculously long tongue over his shaft, slipping his tip into her muzzle. She moved her head up and down a few times, murmuring, “One second.” on one of the outstrokes.

Another very noisy thirty seconds or so later, and Chrysalis had her minions cock rock hard with her muzzle. She pulled her head away and slid her whole body atop him, grinding her slit against him instead, shifting herself so that she would be a nice tight fit for him.

“Okay,” sighed Chrysalis, “Everyone thinks Celestia captured me so she could blame me for shit, but that’s not actually why she did from the get-go. That came about due to a bit of an... accident on my part.”

Starlight politely clenched Sunburst’s throat enough that he didn't interrupt, then did much the same as Chrysalis had done to Doomie, rolling him over onto his back and grinding her seemingly sopping wet cunt against his sheath, even as her futa cock smacked against his belly with her movements. His goods responded whether he wanted it to or not, and soon he had a boner with her cunt honey drooling over it.

“You left me alone with nothing,” Starlight growled to Sunburst, “So now I’m going to leave you with even less. I’m gonna use you up and leave your corpse to rot here in this field, left to the maggots and worms, forgotten, exactly as you deserve.”

If that wasn’t enough distraction, Molly was now getting cuddly with Ember. The dragon, however, just wanted to lay there sprawled out. Still, she didn’t stop the pony since as of yet Molly was just petting her, which didn’t feel half-bad. Granted, it still felt strange to be petted by food.

“Why did she have you down there if not for that?” Moondancer stayed on topic, at least. She was getting good at holding meetings while people fuck or kill each other right next to her.

“She thought that if she kept my capture a secret,” Chrysalis half-groaned, continuing to grind herself on Doomie’s now throbbing hard cock. Doomie seemed to come to a bit and purred a bit, sliding his hooves over her hips and smiling. looking quite proud of being 'chosen', “Basically if the others think I’m missing instead of captured, they might do drastic things, there would be a power struggle, spies turning on spies.” She paused again, sliding herself up and pushing her egg factory about Doomie’s shaft, sighing and rolling her eyes back a bit, and sitting all the way down on him, “She could use this to flush out changeling spies in the government.”

“That was a pretty good idea, actually,” commented Starlight, even as she sank down upon Sunbursts shaft, sliding up and down, just slowly enjoying the throbbing within her, and the confusion and fear on his face. She smiled at him, then pointed one hoof at her throbbing magic dick, “Can you guess where that’s going, Sunburst? Everywhere.”

“Everyone’s having so much fun!” Molly smiled, seemingly clueless about the fact that one of the fun times was going to end in unpleasant things. She smiled and turned towards Ember, “I still got my futa cock thing. You wanna fuck? I’ve never fucked a dragon! That I remember, I do black out an awful lot. How about I eat you out? At least let me do that, it’s so relaxing!”

“W-what?” Ember couldn’t believe what she was hearing from Molly, “Gods you ponies... oh what the hell. On with the eating out. Maybe I can at least partake in one sexual activity on this trip that doesn’t involve me being raped.” She turned towards the others, “So exactly how did she go from that good idea to all her very bad ideas?”

“Indeed,” Moondancer said, “No offense but... this doesn’t seem feasible so far. Celestia is a monster. That sort of psychopath doesn’t happen on accident. That had to be seething inside her for years.”

Chrysalis continued to roll her hips, each movement making a delightful squish as Doomie’s shaft was pushed up, bellies smushing together, then pulled out with a delightfully lewd suction noise. “The magical locks Celestia uses don’t block all changeling magic, which she doesn’t know,” She explained more loudly since Doomie was purring all the louder, starting to twitch his hips upwards in response. “Mmph... Even with the horn restraint, I could use a certain amount of magic. Changeling magic. Suffice to say, we’d been working on a lot of experimental mind-fuck spells, like changelings do, so each time she visited me, I tried to mold her mind into what I wanted. Just a bit of evil, you know, just so she'd untie me and take me outside, but it was an experimental spell like I said, and I think I might have tweaked the wrong neurons... Suddenly one day when she visited me, she announced her little ‘vacation’, which you've all heard about now that she stopped bothering to hide it.”

“That much of a change on accident though?” asked Starlight. She then turned back to Sunburst with the same sadistic grin, “And that was the warm-up.” She pulled herself off of his shaft, dragging it out to savor every bit of fear on that stupid goatee face of his. She spread out his hind legs, encompassed his head in a sound proof bubble so as to not disturb the meeting, then rammed home, dry and chaffed. She wasn’t very strong physically, but she inched her way in, just a bit more with each thrust. “You fucked me over, now I’m fucking you over.” Even as his body surrounded hers warmly, she could feel the vibrations of him screaming, and that beautiful face of abject terror.

Molly climbed up onto Ember, being quite polite and careful to not put pressure on any of her injuries, and giggled happily as she leaned down, first spreading out Ember’s dragon pussy with her hooves, pushing her nose against her and lapping deep, mmm-ing at the new taste, though much of it was the fluid of others besides Ember, and probably really disgusting. Luckily for Molly, she was too fried to notice.

Ember idly stroked Molly’s head as she spoke, “See the thing is, it’s not just her. Ponies in general. I mean look at you, you’re killing one of your own kind while you chat casually with us. You are all certifiably fucked up.”

“True yes,” sighed Moondancer, “I’m trying really hard not to give into it, but just being in the castle around all these... I’ve noticed fear and pain making me just a bit moist.”

“Getting to that,” nodded Chrysalis, bouncing faster upon Doomie, “A moment...” Chrysalis moaned, arching her back and she creamed herself all over Doomie’s shaft, a nice fresh load of cunt honey with no blood or puss mixed in, “Right,” She panted, “If it were just that, she’d most likely have realized what she’d done shortly after killing her first victim. She'd likely have been in time to revive them, even. You’d all sing a song about how murdering your friends suck and it’d be done. You know how you ponies are... or were at least.” She groaned again as she continued to bounce on Doomie’s shaft with her somewhat sensitive fuck-parts, “But she didn’t just kill them. She decided it was a good idea to eat their soul. That’s something that to my knowledge has never been done, not like that at least.”

“Still don’t understand how that is making me kill ponies,” Starlight commented, even as the was juicing up her imminent murder-victim’s asshole. She groaned, finally expelling a nice hot load into his unwilling tail end, moving forward and kissing him deeply as she did, less to kiss him and more so that she would hear his screams within the silence sphere on his head. Oh and they were delicious, sobbing too, so desperate for help, yet everyone that could provide rescue was just letting her kill him. That was so much more delicious than if she’d done it with no one around. Starlight finally pulled her dick out with a slurp, panting heavily with a smile on her face.

Meanwhile, Ember was quite enjoying Molly’s treatment of her, “Oh fuck, I might just take you home as a pet.” Molly was definitely an expert at using her tongue, massaging around her labia and tickling everywhere she could reach. How did she make it feel so good with such a short tongue? “It sounds to me like you’re just making an excuse why all you ponies are freaks, dodging the blame.”

“It is starting to fit in actually,” Moondancer tapped her chin, “Something like that... devouring a soul... doing it over and over... that sort of energy intake would drive even the nicest pony mad. Not even Tirek would dare consume a creature’s actual soul.”

"That’s just it, when-“ Chrysalis started, but was cut off as Doomie squealed in delight, hammering his hips upwards into her and blasting a nice hot load of fertile changeling spunk into his queen. He packed it in nice and deep, then very quickly collapsed again, his hooves falling off her hips and seeming only semi-conscious again. “When she is manipulating souls like that, I don’t think she was just manipulating the ones she was eating. In fact I suspect she was testing it out slightly before eating her first, poking at the souls of everyone around her just to see what it did, and well... she kept doing that as she got worse, and so much delving eventually gave it a life of its own. The same insanity that caused her to go mad latches onto the soul of anyone she reaches either a heightened state of ecstasy or terror with. The insanity literally spreads like a plague. At her current power, she can drive a pony mad in minutes if their mind is susceptible enough. Even just being around her, and many of the infected, has started to affect ponies.” She then took a moment to glare at Ember, “I am NOT a pony.”

“So the question is, can you undo what you did to her? Assuming she even comes back,” Starlight asked, shortly before twisting Sunburst’s foreleg about, using her magic to assist with the movement, and snapped it cleanly. She leaned into the bubble again when she did so she could hear his scream, so beautiful as it rang in her ears, then pulled back, “That’s right, sob for me, asshole.” She then calmly added to the others, “This doesn’t mean you guys are gonna stop me from killing this jerk, right? Because that wouldn’t end as well for you as you might think.”

“Huh,” Ember mused between grunts, “Probably doesn’t affect dragons, at least I’m assuming since the zombie bites don’t turn dragons, like it didn’t turn Fizzle when he died, or me after I was bit. I mean I fuck with prey, but that's just playing with your food for us. We don't kill just to kill.”

Molly lapped up Ember’s belly, sliding up the dragon’s torso, lapping at her scales as she went as if tongue bathing her. It was pretty clear what she was up to, but Ember had started to think she was a bit adorable, so allowed it. Molly purred as she pushed her throbbing tip against Ember’s entrance and lapped at her neck.

“No worries, Starlight, like I said before,” Moondancer assured her, then turned to Chrysalis, “That would explain why I barely felt anything while I was still a shut-in, but just being around the palace staff... it's made me... So can this even be fixed, or is it too far gone?”

“Well I think it’s safe to say that pony culture has been fucked and will stay fucked,” Chrysalis chuckled, “But... I’ve spent a lot of time around Celestia, doing a bit of poking around in her head, and I’m pretty confident I could at least reverse it on her, which would at least keep her from killing us or continuing her genocidal tendencies. Eh... well...”

“Unless we just ended up with another psycho in power. Though I guess if Celestia is the source, she'll always be the worst of us,” Starlight said even as she snapped another of Sunburst’s legs. She twisted the leg around and giggled as she watched him writhe in agony. “You know what, sweet heart? I think I’ll take something to remember this moment by.”

Starlight’s horn glowed more brightly than any of them had ever seen it, a jolt of strange energy surrounding Sunburst. Thought they couldn’t hear him thanks to the bubble, his body was clearly wrecked with pain, convulsing violently as his cutie marks were quite literally ripped off his flanks. Starlight used her magic to float the cutie marks next to her and grinned down at him, “Just like old times now, right blank flank?”

Ember kept her hands on Molly’s head, stroking her a bit like one might stroke a pet dog, though what Molly was doing wasn’t something most pet dogs would be. Molly pushed her futa shaft in and out of Ember’s dragon cunt, slow and relaxed, more like she was giving her an interior massage than actually trying to get off.

Ember opened her mouth to speak again, but ended up just staring at what Starlight had just done to Sunburst.

“I’m betting you can’t just walk up to her and do it though,” groaned Moondancer, “What’s the catch and-“ Moondancer paused herself as well, staring at Starlight, subconsciously covering one of her own cutie marks with her tail. “Starlight... what are you doing over there?”

“Well I’d need to be able to focus on her, and I’d need all her defenses to be down.” Chrysalis sighed, “But it’s not like she ever takes even half of them down. How the hell could we get her---“ Chrysalis trailed off.

“Hm?” Starlight glanced at the others, “Oh, I’m gonna keep his cutie marks as a souvenir to remember the moment. Didn’t you know I could do that?” Starlight dragged Sunburst several feet, placing him so that his balls were on a rock. She picked up another rock with her magic, bringing it down hard on them. His body convulsed with each impact, screaming bloody murder, sobbing, unable to conceive of why all this was happening. Starlight didn’t stop until his cum sack were crushed like rotten fruit.

Ember stopped petting Molly’s head, though the clueless pony kept pumping in and out, now grasping Ember’s hips as she slowly sped up her movements. Finally she squeaked adorably as she blew a load of sperm into her new friend, or owner if Ember took her home, packing it in happily. “Do you guys think ponies can get dragons pregnant? That would be so cool!”

“Can you do that to any pony?” asked Ember, ignoring her pet.

Everyone was having the same idea, “Yes, indeed, because if you could,” said Chrysalis, “Perhaps you could do it to... I don’t know... Celestia?”

Starlight paused for a moment, tossing aside the gory rock that she’d just beat Sunburst’s nuts into a pulp with. “If I though I could rip hers' off and use it to rule you clowns, you don't think I'd have done that by now?” She rolled over onto her back, pulling Sunburst’s thrashing body along with her so that he lay atop her flopping about madly, “I mean she’d have to not expect it at all... even if I do a lot of research... I'd imagine she'd still have a good five seconds warning that I was casting it at least. She could crack my horn in a fraction of that if she wanted to.” Speaking of her horn, she rammed it into Sunburst’s throat, slicing him deeply, blood spraying out onto her face. She opened her mouth to catch it, even as she soaked in the terror in Sunburst’s eyes, gagging violently and vomiting more blood onto her face.

"Actually, I think I MIGHT have a solution for that five second penalty," Chrysalis looked thoughtful, but grinned all the same, "Celestia tends to have pillow-talk after she's fucked her sister's corpse, and our spy heard her talking about some very interesting information, specifically something she plans on doing when she returns, and it's something I think she'll do regardless of how late she is. We can use it against her, but it'll require some serious magic to pull off, and there'd be quite a few kinks to iron out. Like..."

"Research it with Starlight," said Moondancer, holding up a hoof to shush Chrysalis, "Just remember: No one that doesn't need to know is to know. That includes me." she glanced at Chrysalis, knowing that she couldn't exactly hide the plan from her minions, "Your children can be quiet about this, right?"

"If it's to get back at Celestia, they'll do or not do anything they must," Chrysalis said.

"Before we get into your evil plan," Ember said as she stroked Molly’s face again, sitting up and gently pushing her aside, “None of this really has much to do with dragons. You’re still food; there’s no nice way around that.”

“Actually I was thinking,” Moondancer welcomed the slight distraction while she churned other information in her mind, “Ponies die whether you kill them or not, so we could just put ponies that die of other things on ice and ship them to the Dragon Lands. We could even send some live, maybe ponies that were slated for execution anyway."

“Huh, that might work,” admitted Ember, “And would be a fuck-load easier than trying to keep control of your whole population like a giant farm."

Starlight let out a happy little squeak, rubbing Sunburst’s newly minted corpse against her body before tossing it off to the side, leaving it in the grass to rot, just as she said she would. She could magically clean his blood off of herself too no doubt, but no doubt liked being covered in it. “Are we really entertaining this idea?” she asked. “Even if it's a great plan, if we fuck up one little thing... we’ll all take a one-way trip on the soul train."

"I will do whatever I must to protect my children," Chrysalis said.

“Thank you, Chrysalis, really,” Moondancer said to her, “And I’m sure once things are stable, we can arrange for changelings to live freely among us as well. You saved my life, and I will not forget that.” She pondered a moment and asked, “Can you cloak you and yours from her scans, Chrysalis? Knowing what you know about her magic?”

“I think I can,” Chrysalis nodded. "Especially if we went with the sexy dragon here. Celestia won't look for us as much in the Dragon Lands, since my kind and dragons... haven't exactly been friends before now."

Ember quirked an eye ridge when Chrysalis referred to her as 'sexy'.

“Then we all agree, “Moondancer said, “Chrysalis was killed in the blast. Celestia has no reason to think otherwise if she tries to detect her and can’t. It should buy us some planning time if she shows up again too soon.” She glanced aside though at the changelings currently tending to Celestia's children that they had stolen, "I think you'll need to give Celestia's foals back to me though. I'm glad you got them out, but taking them with you would just be begging for her to find you."

“So what do we do if she doesn’t show up?” Molly asked a pertinent question for once, “Or if she takes a really long time?”

“The agreement between us and the dragons will work whether she comes back or not,” Moondancer said, “But I think for now and the foreseeable future, my agreement with the changelings must remain a secret. Starlight, you died in the blast too, so go with Chrysalis and Ember and keep with your research. Again, even I am to be on a need to know basis on this, as are any of you that doesn't need to know part of the plan. I'll send you any books you need. Maybe try to work on a technique to block Celestia's head-digging too, otherwise she'll know you're all alive the first time she digs in mine” She took a deep breath as it suddenly hit her. “Holy fucking shit. I’m the acting ruler of Equestria... didn't I just start my rule off with a bang."

"Fair enough," said Chrysalis, "I'll think things over and go over the details with whoever needs to know once we get to the Dragon Lands."

"Hold on a second," Ember interrupted, "You said that one's going with me?" She motioned to Starlight, "She pushed me into a hoard of your crazed rape-zombie friends. She almost got me killed and did get one of my best friends... er minions killed. And you expect me to take her home with me?"

"She was sacrificing someone she didn't know to save someone she did," Moondancer countered, "Tell me you wouldn't have done the same to a pony to save a dragon."

Ember paused, really trying to think of a flaw in that, but in the end just folded her arms and grumbled, "Fair enough. Just don't expect me to pick flowers, trade friendship bracelets, or eat babies with her. Or whatever else ponies do with each other."

Next Chapter