Join Lyra, a somewhat normal background pony as she deals with the situations of those around her. Too bad life has it out for her and annoys her and her best friend Bon-Bon.

This story is rated (im)Mature for some heavy topics. This includes things a sane person, or someone who is in public wouldn't deal with or joke about ordinarily. Some of it is borderline inappropriate considering I am 24 and writing something like this.

Triggers: Foal Murder, Necrophilia, Blood and Gore, Stalkers, Strong Graphic Language, Murder, coprophilia, Watersports and other stupid things that normal people don't like or get interested in. These are jokes only. Half of this shit isn't even my fetish or anything and will only be referenced or mildly engaged in. Please don't get your panties (or assorted pant based product) in a twist cause this has shit humor or pee jokes.