Super Duper Ponyville Holiday

Bob and Stacy each sat on a bale of hay with their elbows on a mushroom-shaped table at the outdoor seating area of a homey café. Bob had a baby-sized bib around his neck with a cartoon lobster on the front, while Stacy fiercely gripped a carving fork and a large hunting knife and held them pointed up on the table.

With the wait becoming increasingly long, Bob and Stacy pushed their chins into their necks with pursed-lip grimaces on their faces, the extra fat forming secondary, unsightly chins. Stacy began to see red as food was still not visible upon the table, his grip on his cutlery even tighter.

At long last, a finely-dressed waiter slowly walked up with a plate of steaming hay balanced on the flat bottom of his right hoof. Seeing the look of disdain on both of the humans’ faces, he dropped the plate off and slowly backed away. Looking down, Bob and Stacy finally saw a plate of food before them. Keeping their mouths puckered and their chins held in tight, Bob smiled while biting his bottom lip, while Stacy’s smile closed and opened again as he suckered his lips up.

Both Bob and Stacy took a single straw from the plate of hay fries and slowly brought it to their mouths, nibbling off the tiniest of ends. Bob and Stacy smiled as they savored the flavor of their appetizer. Bob looked to Stacy with an approving look behind his glasses, only for his gut to heave in as a strong stream of orange vomit flew out from his mouth and all over Stacy’s face and polo.

The other ponies around them were aghast at both the sight and stench, many of them pushing their half-eaten plates away, having lost their appetites. A few of them, including a white mare with a curled purple mane, ran away from the eatery, her eyes filled with tears and her cheeks filled with vomit.

Bob fell over onto his back beside the table as Stacy retched and vomited down onto Bob’s shirt and pants. Bob continued to vomit, the bile and chunks of food rising out of his mouth and flowing down all over his face.

Stacy let out a final gag as he fainted atop Bob’s abdomen with a squish. Bob’s vomiting would not end, his puke turning bloodier with each heave in his stomach.