Rainbow Scratch Adventures

by Just A Fabulous Cat

A Royal Pain

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Rainbow Dash ran as fast as she could. Scootaloo hopped on to her scooter and began to chase Rainbow Dash. Applebloom and Sweetie bell tried to keep up. Rainbow Dash ran around in circles with the foals chasing her. Twilight was about to fly out and rescue the winged cat but Spike stopped her. "What the heck spike?!" Spike sighed. How could she not know this?

"She wanted to be a cat. She should face the consequences." Spike looked back at the scene. "And its entertaining." Twilight thought about this for a moment.

"I guess your right." The alicorn and dragon watched the foals attempt to catch the cat. Twilight even retrieved two chairs for her and Spike. Then Rainbow Dash remembered something. I can fly! She darted up in to the sky and landed on a cloud. She looked around for the orange pegasus. She was no where to be seen. Rainbow Dash calmed down.

"Phew." But that wasn't the end of it. Scootaloo jumped in to the air and flapped her wings as hard as she could. And she began to fly. Her friends watched with awe and cheered her on. Rainbow Dash put her paw to her forehead. "Come on! Just now she can fly?!" She yowled. Scootaloo was gaining speed. Rainbow Dash flew away as fast as she could. But Scootaloo was getting faster by the second. Rainbow Dash flapped her cat wings as hard as she could. She even did a sonic rainboom. Or maybe it could be called a sonic catboom. But Scootaloo just had to be a naturally fast flier. She suddenly felt hooves on her flank.

"Gottcha!" Rainbow dash tried to free herself but it was no use. She was captured. Scootalo instantly looked at her flank. No cutie mark. She sighed and out of sadness dropped Rainbow Dash. She yelped with confusion and just managed to save herself from certain pain. Scootaloo didn't even notice. She just flew down to her friends and sighed.

"Guess we aren't meant to catch cats." Sweetie bell said. "But what if we tried dogs?" The girls smiled. They put there hooves together and shouted,"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS DOG CATCHERS, YAY!" Rainbow Dash yet again put her paw to her face. Will they ever learn? She sighed and sat on a cloud for a while. Spike moaned.

"Awww its over." He mumbled. He and Twilight went back inside the castle. Rainbow found the cloud quite comfortable. She curled up and closed her eyes.


When she woke up it was the start of a new day. A new day to annoy people. And she knew just the pony to annoy....She would annoy Twilight!


She creeped in to Twilight's home. She then slowly went upstairs and in to Twilight's room. She had the perfect plan. Twilight was still asleep and some pony had to wake her. Or some cat...She leaped on to Twilight's face.

"Grrgfhh..Get off!" She yelled! Rainbow Dash ignored her yell and began to yowl. Twilight groaned and pushed Rainbow Dash off her. Rainbow dash landed on the floor and meowed again. Twilight looked at the cat. "I know its you Rainbow Dash." Rainbow Dash stopped meowing. She had a better idea. She walked towards the bed and began clawing it. It looked really expensive so she hacked a hairball on it also. Twilight turned bright red. "WHAT THE BUCK RAINBOW DASH?!" Rainbow Dash smiled with glee. Another pony ticked off. Another job done well. Twilight then had an idea. "That's it your gonna be a pony again!" Rainbow Dash's eyed widened. She made a run for it. Twilight smiled with satisfaction and went back to bed. Rainbow Dash darted out the window and hovered in the air. Who should she annoy now. She looked at Canterlot in the distance. Why not annoy all the princesses? She thought. She meowed evily. This was going to be fun...


She flew on to the balcony of the palace. Luna was inside sleeping. She slowly creeped in. Luna was spread out over her bed with her mouth open. She snored louder than that dragon she and her friends had confronted before. She thought about what she should do. She had it. She leaped on to the bed and began to play with her back hooves. Luna instantly woke up. "You shallth noth pass!" She yelled sleepily as she darted in to the air.

She looked around and realized it was just a cat. "I should stop watching the Hobbit and Lord of The Rings at night..." She mumbled. She looked at the cat again. It had wings. "What the?" Luna landed in front of the cat and examined it closely. She shrugged and began to walk out of the room. Rainbow dash took advantage of the moment and leaped at Luna's tail. "Ow! What the heck?" She turned around to see the blue winged cat attacking her tail. For some odd reason Luna was angered by this. A strange cat was touching her tail. Her tail. She then snapped.

"NO BODY TOUCHES THE ROYAL TAIL!" She yelled. She picked up the cat with her magic and chucked it out the window. Rainbow dash yowled as she hurled to the ground. "A shooting cat!" A watching foal yelled. Rainbow Dash surprisingly landed on her feet. She groaned with pain. Her feet hurt horribly. Note to self: Don't annoy princesses She thought about what would have happened if she had targeted Celestia. The very thought made her shiver. She would have set me on fire and banished me to the moon! The thought was terrible. She flew back to Ponyville to figure out who to annoy next.

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