Rainbow Scratch Adventures

Rainbow dash decided it was time to annoy Rarity. She landed in front of her house/shop. Lucky for her there was a cat flap. Rainbow dash crawled in and spotted Rarity making a new dress. She strode up and leaped on the Cloth she was using. When Rarity saw this she nearly screamed. "Get off that cloth you filthy cat!" she yelled. Rainbow dash simply sat there and began to lick her paws. Rarity cringed when she saw this. She picked up the cat with her magic and placed it on her table. She then continued her work.

Rainbow dash was not satisfied with this. She began to lick her fur until she felt a hairball in her throat. When rarity walked by she then hacked it on to her mane. She screamed as if she was being stabbed. She ran in to her bathroom and using her magic she pulled out of her hair. Rarity then began to cry. "My mane! My beautiful mane!" She then glared at the smirking cat. "You.." She picked up the hairball with her magic and hurled it at the cat.Rainbow dash was expecting this and she dodged it with ease. Rarity was still ticked. She began to pick up her sewing needles with her magic. When Rainbow dash saw this she knew she had gone too far. She then began to throw the needles at the cat. Rainbow dash began dodging them matrix style. Rarity laughed evilly as she threw them at the cat. "Dance little kitty! Dance!" Rainbow dash made it to a open window and flew out as fast as she could. Rarity didn't notice and she kept throwing needles. No one messed with her mane.Then Sweetie bell came down stairs.

"Hey big si-" When she saw what was happening she stopped mid sentence. " I'll ask you another time. You seem pretty busy being insane." Sweetie bell then ran upstairs and closed her door and locked it.

For some odd reason Rainbow dash continued to bother ponies. She spotted Pinkie pie in the distance. "Purrrfect." She meowed. She slowly crawled towards the party pony. She was careful to not make a sound. When she wad close enough she pounced on to her mane. Pinkie looked at her mane when she felt tugging. She gasped.

"OH MY GOD!! A BLUE WINGED CAT THAT LOOKS LIKE RAINBOW DASH!!" She scooped up the cat and snuggled it. Rainbow dash meowed in protest. "Whats that? You want to throw a party Rainbow scratch? OKAY!!!!" Pinkie pie dragged the struggling blue cat in to her home. After a few minutes of decorating and baking Pinkie pie dragged the cat upstairs. "RAINBOW SCRATCH PARTY YAY!" She yelled. There was loud music playing and party decorations everywhere. Rainbow dash tried to escape. Pinkie pie leaped in to the air and accidentally pushed Rainbow dash In to a balloon. It instantly popped. Pinkie pie stopped dancing. She glared at Rainbow dash. Her mane and tail went flat.

"How dare you ruin my party..." she whispered. Rainbow dash swallowed with fear. Pinkie was going insane like Rarity. Then again Pinkie has always been insane. Pinkie walked over to her dresser a pulled out a knife. "Party destroyer must pay...." she whispered. Rainbow dash was shaking. She had broke Pinkie pie. Or she was on her period. Pinkie was always completely insane on her period.  She then heard knocking on the door. Then they heard a voice. It was Mrs. Cake. Pinkie quickly put the knife away and her mane got poofy again. She ran to the door and opened it. "Yes Mrs. Cake?" She said with a big smile on her face.

"We have some extra muffins downstairs if you want them."

"Ooooo muffins!" She ran downstairs as fast as she could. Rainbow dash sighed with relief. She never realized how dark her friends were.