.....unless there's a violet princess involved. Twilight's giving the yearly lecture about Ponyville's history, and everypony is basically required to attend. Every year the lecture is stupid and boring, and Rainbow Dash can't believe she has to waste an hour and a half of her life on this crap. But maybe this time it'll be different. Maybe this time it'll be cool, since Rainbow's awesome friend Twilight is in charge of it! Or maybe it'll be as boring as ever.

Hey guys, Derpy 2 here! So, I just wanted to say, this is a little story I'm writing to relieve stress and to get my "creative juices" flowing... So, basically, this fic isn't here for quality or enjoyment (I don't know what possessed me to post this in the first place...), but if you do enjoy it, awesome.