Twilight Meets The Doctor
Twilight opened her eyes to a dark room. She instantly got to her hooves. Where was she? She looked around. She could barely see a thing. She got up to move and bumped in to something warm. "Oi!" A strange voice said. Twilight yelped.
"What the buck is going on here?!" She yelled.
"Buck?" The strange voice said. "I thought it started with an F. Well ponies are weird like that." Twilight was even more confused.
"This isn't funny!" She yelled.
"Let me just get my flashlight here." She heard some rustling. "Here we go!" The flashlight instantly lightened the room. Statues of pegasi were everywhere. Even if they were ponies the Doctor knew who they were. "Don't blink." He said. Twilight groaned.
"Why wouldn't I blink?!" She yelled. She closed her eyes and opened them. The statue had uncovered its eyes. Twilight yelped and tried to back up. She hit the Doctor again.
"Ow!" This caused him to blink. When he opened his eyes the statues had come closer. Now Twilight and the Doctor didn't dare to close their eyes.
"What now?" She whispered.
"Aren't you a alicon? Can't you just zap us out of here or something?"
"Oh right. Just take my hoof." The Doctor grabbed her hoof and they both appeared outside of the building. It was an old warehouse. But now Twilight wanted some answers. "Who are you and why are those statues moving?" She asked. The Doctor groaned. Why did he always have to explain everything? He began speaking.
"Those are weeping angels. Or weeping pagasi. Whatever you want to call them. They move when you don't see them. And i'm the Doctor. Now let's get out of here!" He began to run. Twilight just followed him. What else could she do? But the weeping angels blocked them. They tried to turn around but they blocked them on either side. Twilight then blinked. Wrong move. The weeping angel had wrapped its hoof around hers. Twilight attempted to blast it with magic but it just absorbed it. Both ponies kept their eyes on each row of weeping angels. If Twilight tried to teleport she would bring the creature with her.
"What now?" She yelled. The Doctor looked around.
"I have no bloody idea!" He yelled back.
"Are you British?"
"Is this really the time to ask that question?" Twilight's eyes began to hurt. She had to blink sometime or her eyes would dry out. She blinked. She opened her eyes and felt dizzy. She looked at the warehouse. It looked brand new.
"What the buck...." She whispered. Suddenly the Doctor appeared by her side. She glared at him.
"Can you please explain to me what just happened?" She said trying not to scream.
"They sent us back in time." Twilight broke.
"HOW THE HELL DID THEY SEND US BACK IN TIME!?!?!" She screeched at the top of her lungs. The Doctor was quite shocked at this.
"Its...erm...a bunch of timey whimey stuff." Twilight tried to calm herself down.
"Ok. How far back are we?"
"About 20 to 40 years." Twilight's eye twitched.
"Say what?" She began to pace in circles. What should she do now? She wasn't even supposed to exist right now. She had had enough of this. "So how do we get home?" The Doctor shrugged.
"I don't know." Twilight felt like jumping off a cliff.
"So I am stuck here?"
"Pretty much. Unless I can get my Tardis..." Twilight ignored the the bit of his sentence. She was stuck in 1994 or 1974 Equestria. She felt like she was going to explode. Twilight was just about to scream when the weeping angels returned. But then she heard a whirring sound. Then a blue box began to appear.
"What the...." Twilight was extremely confused. The Doctor slowly backed up towards it. He opened the door and hopped in.
"Well come here if you want to live!" He shouted. Twilight made a run for it and jumped inside the blue box. What she saw was unbelievable.
"But....its......Bigger on the inside!" She shouted. Then she went to examining everything. It was all so....alien. Words couldn't describe how amazing it was. The Doctor pressed a few buttons and the machine began to shake. "Whooooa!" She wrapped her hooves around one of the poles to stable herself. Then it stopped. "What is this?" She asked.
"The Tardis or Time And Relative Dimension In Space". Twilight processed this.
"Wait..You can travel through time?" The Doctor nodded. "Oh...My....CELESTIA!" She shrieked. The Doctor covered his ears.
"Can you please not shriek like a dying chimpanzee?" He asked. Twilight blushed.
"Sorry. I'm just excited." She looked around trying to think of what to say. "Erm...so this Tardis can go anywhere in time and space?" She asked.
"Yep. Anywhere. " Twilight was fascinated by this.
"So you could take me to the beginning of the universe?"
"I could. But no time lord has ever gone that far."
"Time lord?"
"They are basically time traveling aliens."
"Oh." Twilight wandered around. "What now?" She asked. The Doctor shrugged. Twilight noticed something. He looked really sad.
"Whats wrong?" She asked.
"Just thinking about a friend." Twilight knew she wasn't going to get much more out of him. Then the Tardis began to shake. Then they heard a voice.
"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"
The Tardis began to shake. Twilight yet again wrapped her hooved around the pole. The Doctor mumbled something then began to press buttons. Alarms then went off.
"Doctor what are you doing?!" She yelled.
"I don't know!"
"What?! Shouldn't you know how to drive your own spaceship!"
"Well its kinda hard when you have hooves and the entire thing changes every week!"
"EXTERMINATE THE DOCTOR! EXTERMINATE THE DOCTOR! EXTERMINATE NOW!" A strange voice yelled.
"Well now were gonna get eaten!" She screamed.
"Daleks don't eat people!"
"Dal what?" She yelled. But The Doctor's attention was somewhere else. Twilight looked where he was looking. Roseluck was yawning and rubbing her eyes. "Oh so you couldn't tell me you had your mare friend here?!"
"She's not my whatever you just said!"
"EXTERMINATE!" When Roseluck heard this her eyes widened.
"Why didn't you wake me up?" She yelled.
"I was kinda busy trying to save us!" The Doctor retorted.
"SHUT UP AND PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM!" A Dalek bellowed. The Doctor began pressing button again. The alarms turnedoff after he hit a green one. Roseluck glared at Twilight.
"So who are you?" Roseluck asked. Twilight was offended by this.
"I'm Princess Twilight!" She yelled.
"You don't look like a princess to me."
"Just shut up." Roseluck rolled her eyes and trotted over to the Doctor.
"Need some help pressing buttons?" She asked.
"Go ahead." He replied. Roseluck began to press buttons alongside him. The ship then began to shake even more. Twilight tightened her grip around the pole. Why was she stuck with this lunatic? She stared at Roseluck. Why was she stuck with both of these lunatics? She sighed. She was forced to stay with them.
Suddenly the Tardis began to lean on its side. And Twilight fell right on top of the Doctor. Of all the things I could have fallen on..why him?! Before anything awkward could happen she flew off him.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" A Dalek yelled.
"What the buck..." Twilight said. She flew up to the door which was now part of the roof. She slowly opened it. There was a black and white spiral in front of them that was dragging the Tardis in to it. It was also pulling in another disk like ship. "Is there supposed to be a black and white spiral in front of us?" Twilight asked.
"I must have pressed the rip a hole in the universe button..." Twilight's eye twitched.
"Say what?" Roseluck face hoofed.
"Why do you still have that button?"
"I was going to remove it today!" The Doctor replied. He then looked up at Twilight. "Is she okay?"
"I dunno." Then Twilight vanished. The Doctor yelped. Then he saw Roseluck vanish.
"What's happening?!" He yelled. He then saw his surroundings go black.
He reappeared in the black and white spiral. He saw Twilight and Roseluck drift past him. Along with a Dalek and...Spongebob? And Patrick?! And a rainbow colored Spongebob?!
"What the fu..." He looked around. Characters from movies and shows floated around everywhere. Woody from Toy Story waved at him. He looked up ahead. The characters where all drifting to other portals. He was drifting to some letters that said doctor who.
"Dafuq?" He said as he went through a portal in front of the words.
He reappeared on a road alongside the Tardis. But he had...hands? He was his old self again. He looked around. Rose Tyler was also there. And...human Twilight? He shrugged. He was just happy to be human again. He then felt his chest. Boom boom boom boom He had two hearts again!
Rose Tyler woke up. "What the..WHERE ARE MY HOOVES?" She screamed. She examined her new hands. The Doctor knew what had happned.
"So you are Rose Tyler's alternate form..thing!" Twilight now woke up.
"What the..oh come on! Not this again!" The Doctor ignored this. He barged in to the Tardis to see if it had gone back to normal. It had.
"Yipee!" He shouted. He then ran outside frolicked around the Tardis like a little kid.
The girls watched him with curiosity.
"Is he always like that?" Twilight asked.
"Meh. Maybe 50% of the time."
"Interesting...Wish I had my notepad." She then felt her head. "And my horn."
"Well I think its interesting being this...What are we called?"
"Human."
"Mmmhmm...Lyra would be thrilled to visit this place. Turns out humans are real! Who knew?" I knew Twilight thought.
"So when will he be normal again?" Twilight asked while she watched the Doctor.
"Maybe in a hour. Possibly two."
"So...what now?" Twilight said.
"I dunno. We wait for the Doctor to get normal. Then we yell at him to change us back."
"Sounds good to me." The Doctor continued to frolic around his Tardis with pure joy.
"Sometimes I don't understand him. Its like trying to understand....well the Doctor!"
"I can see that." Twilight said while she played with her thumbs. The girls continued to talk while the Doctor continued to frolic.
BANG!
The trio of time travelers heard a loud bang out of nowhere.
"Owwwww." An electronic voice said. Then looked in the middle of the street to see a smashed up Dalek laying on its side.
"So that's what the look like..." Twilight said.