A Serious Case of Writer's Block
An offer he couldn't refuse
I'm sitting at my computer, trying to think of something, ANYTHING to write. "Hmm maybe if I take Luna and... No, thatd never work. Maybe something with twilight? No...' I slam my hands on the keyboard in frustration. "What the hell is wrong with me?! I know the series like the back of my hand, yet I can't think of even one feasible idea?! Come on Shawn, get your head in the freaking game!"
I had always wanted to try wrting MlLP fanfiction, ut I could never think of anything worth writing. This was just the most recent in a long string of failed attempts. After another hour of fruitless thinking, I shut down my computer and head off to bed.
As I'm lying there, drifting off to sleep, I couldn't help but think to myself. "If only I can just visit Equestria, actually see it with my own eyes. See the characters and get to know them first hand.' I scoff at the very idea of it. "Yeah right, like it was even possible. Even if it was, why would anyone send a nobody like me there?' These are my last thoughts before I drift off to sleep.
In my dreams, I'm surrouded by dark emptiness. I look around, trying to get my bearings. "What is this place?' I aks aloud, but to no one in particualr.
'The nexus between worlds.' and all to familiar voice answers.
I turn towards the voice to see Princess luna approaching. "P-princess Luna? What are you doing here? Wait, this has to be a dream.' I say.
"that it is, but that doesnt make me any less real than you.' she says.
"But h-how can this be? Your a cartoon character.' I tell her.
"Yes, in your world I am. But there are an infinite number of universes. Who's to say that equestria isnt real in one of them?' she asks.
"Uh, well... I guess that makes sense. But why have you graced me with your presence? Thats not to say I'm not glad to see you. It's quite the contrary, really.' I say, chuckling nervously.
"you can relax, Shawn. I won't bite. I've come to make you an offer.'
"What kind of offer?"
"Well, I picked up on your wish before you went to sleep. How badly do you want it to happen?' she asks.
My eyes widen to the size of dinnerplates. "Wait a second. You mean...?'
"Yes, I'm offering you a chance to see equestria firsthand. To get the inspiration you want. And apparently so desperately need. What say you?" she asks.
I didn't even have to think about it. "Yes, please! Take me there!" I begged.
She raises a hoof up to silence me. "Hold on, there are a few rules we need to go over first."
I calm down a bit."I'm all ears. Whatever it takes."
"rule number 1: each nightafter you fall asleep, you will be brought here before me. You will then tell me who you want me to send you to. after which you can do what you want with them.'
"anything at all?"
"within reason of course. However, if you force them to do anything they're not willing to, you will NEVER be allowed to return. Do I make myself clear?' she asks.
"Clear as crystal.'
"Good. Now, rule number 2: when you are sent there, you will get 24 hours to do as you please. at which time, you will be sent back.' she says.
"i guess that makes sense. I cant be there 24/7.' I say, chuckling.
"And finally, each time you are sent back, you must write down everything you see and do, not leaving out any details.' she says.
"I guess that is fair."
"Ok, now that we have an understanding, who would you like me to send you to?' she asks.
"So, it can really be anyone at all?" I ask, blushing a bit.
"Yes, anyone youve seen in the series."
"What if I said the one I wanted first, was you?' I ask.
"What, me?" she asks, looking rather stunned.
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have brought it up.' I quickly retract, thinking I've offended her somehow.
"Well now, hold on. I didn't flat out say no, did I?' she asks, trying to calm me. "After all, I did say anyone. I'm just curious as to why.'
"well, to be honest, I always thought you were kinda cute." I say, shuffling nervously.
She smiles, moving closer. "Well, its nice of you to say so." she says, nuzzling up against me. "Exactly what did you have in mind?' she asks.
'Well first, maybe we should go to your room, where we can get more comfortable.' I tell her.
"Sounds good to me.' she says, smirking as everything around us starts warping and twisting. Once it stops, we soon appear in her room, sitting on her bed. "Now, what would you like to do?' she asks.
"Well, I was kinda thinking we could uh, fool around? Unless you dnt want to I mean.' I say, blushing heavily.
"Hey hey, no need to be embarassed. I'll let you in on a little secret. I haven't gotten any action in at least 1000 years. I'd welcome it, honestly.' she says, blushing.
"Now look whos embarassed.' I say, teasing her a bit.
"Hey!' she says, giving me a playful punch in the arm.
"Ah, I'm just messing with you.' I say, running a hand gently along her back.
"Ooh, that feels nice. she says, shivering slightly. "But enough of the teasing. Take me already.' she orders.
to be continued...
Author's Note
This is my first ever fanfic, and I couldnt be more nervous.I'm sorry for cutting this one short before the good part, but I at least need to see if its a worthwhile story before continuing. Otherwise, til all have been for naught. If any of you have any advice on how to improve, please tell me, it'll be a great help.'
A Serious Case of Writer's Block
Author's Note
Ok, I know it hasnt been that long since my first chapter, but I just didnt feel right leaving the chapter cut off where I did. I thought it was only right that I put in the next part. I may not know much when it comes to story, but I promise you, sex scenes are where I shine. I've certainly read enough stories online to have plenty of ideas to work with. Throw in the various tastes ive aquired over my many years of searching online,, and you've got Grade A material. Or at least a B-. But I'll let all of you be the judges. Since I feel like I kinda owe you guys for cutting the last one short, I'm making this a 2 for 1, bringing in another personal favorite of mine. I'm sure you can tell who it is from the chapter's title. I should warn you, this chapter WILL contain some incest, a little futa action, and a little something else some might consider weird, unless you're REALLY adventurous. What can I say? You search online as much as i do, you pick up some weird ideas, but used right, its prime sex material. So if you aren't into those kinda things, it might be a good idea to skip this chapter. If you are into them, than your in for a ride.
Night and Day
'Now, enough with the teasing. take me now.' Luna instructs.
'As you wish, milady.' I tell her, running a finger over her ass. As I reach her tailhole, I run my finger around the rim. 'I do hope your clean back here.' I tell her, half-joking.
She groans lightly. 'Don't worry, I keep it spotless, but w-' she starts, but is cut off as my arm starts pushing into her ass.she squirms, pushing back against me. "W-where did you...?"
'Lets just say I do a lot of reading.' I tell her with a wink. With that, i start pumping my arm in and out of her. My other hand slides down her body, carressing her pussy slowly. My finger circles the outer lips teasingly, pushing in slightly, bugt not penetrating.
Her pussy starts leaking profusely. She rolld onto her back, squirming and moaning in ecstasy. 'Y-y-ou've doen theis before?'
"Well, to be hoest. I've never done this before firsthand. Lets just say I have a VERY active imagination.' I tell her, pushing my fingers in, while using my thumb to massage her clit. Thwe arm in her ass picks up power and speed, thrusting in deeper.
"i-i can tell!' she shouts as she hits her first orgasm. Her juices soaking any and everthing in reach.
I pull out my arm, licking her juices off of it. 'You are very tasty, you know that?'
'Ahem, am I interrupting anything?' a familiar voice asks.
I eep, turning towards the door, finding Princess Celestia looking bak at us. "I uh, errr umm....' I stammer, clammoring to my feet.
She approaches me slowly, glaring at me. 'Just who the fuck do you think you are, hmm?' she demands.
I back up against the wall, scared to death of what she'd do to me. "But I, she just, we were...'
She advances until he face is just inches from mine, that look in her eyes unyielding. "You come in here, fuck around with my little sister, and expect me to not get offended?' she says, snorting in my face. "Quite frankly... I'm insulted you didn't even ask me to join in.' she tells me.
"W-wait, what?' I ask, visibly shocked.
'Tia... you trying to give the poor boy a heartattack?' luna asks, giggling.
Celestia's smiles, licking my nose. 'Sorry, I was just having a little fun with you.' she says.
'Uh, no harm no foul, really. Honestly, I would've asked for you next.' I told her, blushing heavily.
Well then, why wait?' she asks, her magic literally ripping my clothes off me. My rock hard cok poimting straight up. 'Seems someone wants to say hello.' she says, her horn starting to glow. I feel a strong, highly leasurably feeling surrounding my cock. Yhr grrling being a cross between a fuck and a blowjob.
My knees start to buckle, shaking asI thrust involuntarily.
'Hey Tia, I think he likes it.' Luna says, gigling as she walks over. Her horn starts to glow as well, the feeling doublng in intensity.
The pleasure becomes too much, and my cum fires all over them both. It had to have been the strongest orgasm I ever had. Their magic kept it up, sucking every thin it could out of me. Eventually, I collapsed on the floor, panting heavily.
Their magic finally stops, letting me catch my breath. 'Hey sis, I think we over did it a bit.' Celestia says.
'I-Im ok, just give me a moment to rest.' I tell them.
'Hmm, I've got a better idea.' Luna says, whispering something to Celestia.
She giggles. 'You have one dirty mind, you know that?' Her horn starts to glow, and I start to shrink.
'What the hell?' I ask, as I shrunk to about a foot tall.
Celestia proceeds to lay on her back, lebitating me to rest between her hind legs.'You've done so well pleasuring my sister, that it's only fair I return the favor..' she says. M body starts to merge into hers, shiifting and contorting as I change into a large set of cock and balls. I could still see hear and feel everything around me.
'What the hell did you do?' I ask.
'Oh relax, I'll change you back when we're done. For now, just enjoy the ride.' she says with a wink.
'I'll make sure of that.' I hear luna say before she leans in running her tongue up my new form slowly. I shudder in pleasure, pre already leaking from me. she starts lapping at my tip, driving me absolutely insane. Before long, she slides her mouth over me, proceeding to suck me like iI was there was no tomorrow. The pleasure was incredible, it was like a blowjob over my entire body. Celestia proceeds to buck her hips into lunas mouth, tpushing my entire length down Luna's throat. It didn't take too long for me to lose it, and fire my cum right down Luna's throat. Luna proceeded to cuck it down eagerly, getting everything she possibly could. As the las bit was drained out, Luna let me slip free, licking me clean
'T-that was... incredible.' I say barely even able to think straight.
'We're just getting started, sweety.' Celestia says with a smirk as she stands up.
'W-what more is there?' I ask between pants.
'Well, considering your turned into a cock, we think it's only fitting to give you the full experience.' Luna says, giggling. She turns her back to us, raising her tail.
I was beyond words, unable to do anything but watch as Celestia mounted Luna, thrusting me fully into Luna's pussy. The walls pulsed and contracted around me, massaging every inch of me. Celestia started pounding into Luna mercilessly, not stopping for even an instant. I was so overcome with pleasure, I couldn't even form a coherent thought. All I could do was groan, feeling myself slie between her heavenly passage. My large balls slapping loudly against her. After what felt like an eternity, Celestia thrust me in as far as she could, my head pushing past her cervix into her womb. I let loose a load large enough to fill her womb to the brim.
When I was completely spent, Celestia proceeded to pull me out with a sickening slurp. A cascade of our combined fluids gushing out of Luna's pussy. By this point, I just couldnt take anymore and passed out.
I suddenly awoke with a start in my own bed. I rub my head, trying to get ahold of my thoughts. 'W-what was that? Was it real? A dream?' I look around, rather confused. Then I finally get an idea. I race to my computer, typing out my whole experience, still unsure whether it was real or not. Once I finally have it completely typed out, I still had one thing to decide: a title.'Hmm, I've never been good at these things. But hold on...' I think aloud, but then an idea comes to me and its finally decided: A Serious Case of Writer's Block.