The Reprint and Repackaging of Equestria Girls

by LivingDeadGirl
A slightly more realistic take on Equestria Girls as told through the eyes of Canterlot High's Campus Security Officer

Welcome to the Prestigious Canterlot High School located in the wonderful city of Canterlot New York and home to the famous Wondercolts'. Where in these hallowed halls of learning your child will experience the best education possible to prepare them for the next step towards Adult Hood. With our staff full of experts in their respective fields of study that are all more than willing to do everything in their power to make sure their students succeed, there is nothing that the world can throw at them that we have not prepared them for. Also counted among our staff is a trained Veteran Officer of the Law so you can rest easy knowing that your child is in a safe and secured learning environment. So enroll your child today and see the wonderful things the future holds for them!

Canterlot High and its Faculty are not responsible for instances of the following including but not limited to: Magic Crowns, Magic Portals to Alternate Realities, Demonic Possesion, Demon Zombie Mind Control, The Appearance of Magic Pony Princesses, Random Transformations Into Human Pony Hybrids, Talking Dogs, and Weaponized Friendship.


Warning the following story is rated teen for instances of the following:

Bullying
Adult Language
Implied rape
Implied sexual situations
Crude humor
Mentions of Domestic Violence
The use of non lethal firearms
20% more realistic character reactions to the absurdity of the Equestria Girls' Plotline

This story also contains full humanized names as pioneered by Mariacheat-Brony

Teen
Incomplete
Comedy
Adventure
Human
Dark
Alternate Universe
 

4147 words: Estimated 21 minutes to read

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