Dealing with the Sisters

     You didn't realise you had fallen asleep, and there was knocking at you door. "Wake up Jeff! It's time for breakfast!" Shouted an excited Luna. Morning wake-up call just got a whole lot better.

     You reply, "just a minute...sis." You hesitated to use those words. Calling a pony your sister? Weird. Oh well. You come to the door, and she is jumping up and down like Pikie Pie. "You seem excited this morning." She drags you in her midnight-blue aura to the dining hall.

     "Well it's my first time eating breakfast with a brother!" Celestia is already there. She laughs when she sees her little sister dragging you along like a stuffed animal. She then sets you down as she smiles excitedly.

     "Uh, Luna?" You started. "Can you please not go Pikie on me? It's my first day in Equestria for Pete's sake." Both sisters look at you. Celestia says,

     "Who is Pete? Was he a friend of yours?" You burst out laughing. How did she not know that phrase?

     "No silly! It's just a funny phrase we use in the human world." Celestia is embarrassed, while Luna just laughed at her. To Celestia's relief, at that moment the cooks came in with loads of pancakes. For you, the chef brought (to his disgust) rabbit meat. You just slide the plate forwards. "No thank you. I'm a vegetarian." The chef lets out a sigh of relief as he magically gives you a plate for pancakes. Luna looks at you quizically.

     "Why didn't you eat your meat, brother?" She said, her cheeks somewhat muffling her words, for they were stuffed with pancakes. She proceeded to put more pancakes on her plate as she waited for an answer. Celestia too seemed content, and leaned in.

     "Did you not hear me say that I was a vegetarian? The first time I had meat, I barred. Never had it since." You said, as you coated you Mr stack of pancakes with butter and syrup. MMM! These chefs are good! I love these pancakes. I hate to admit it, but my 'sisters' are kind of annoying me. Ugh talk about a pain in the flank. Dang it. You prefer to say nothing, so you do not upset them.

     As you aimlessly wander the corridors of the castle, memorizing everywhere, a hoof pulls you into what looks like a prank closet. You turn to see who it was, to see Luna hand you a whopping cushion. You've read the fan-fics before. "Celestia?" She nods. Before you go, you quickly stuff as much confetti into the whooole cushion as possible. You whisper into you sister's ear, "now she farts confetti." Luna stifled a chuckle, as her face turned red from the thought of it.She quick heads back and does the same thing.

     Now in the throne room, you two stick the shopper cushions under Celestia's chair cover. You heard trotting, and Luna teleported you two to her room. It was nice and dark, as well as cool. She then wirelessly turns on her laptop, revealing the throne room. "Is that a-" you begin.

"Secret camera" she cut you off. There were now dignitaries that were unicorns, earth ponies, Pegasi and griffin. Celestia Sat down and confetti shot out in from of her, while making a granting noise. She was furiously blushing while the earth ponies laughed, the griffins suppressed  maniacal cackles, the unicorns looking away, and the Pegasi fainting. You and Luna gave each other a high hoof and started laughing your heads off. Then a shadow covered the screen. Celestia wasn't in the camera's ice anymore. You two turned around, and sure enough, there was Celestia. Luna teleported you both out into the castle grounds and pulled you into a Bush. She said, "we'll be safe here as we wait for her to cool down. She's getting cake in five minutes, so it should only take that long." You instantly give her a small punch on what you supposed was her fore arm.

     "I now know who MY favorite sister is."

FIVE MINUTES LATER

"Nomnomnom" Celestia was indulging herself with marble cake. You and Luna each stole a piece and headed to Luna's room to play Modern Marefare 3 which was a lot like your MW3. You two siblings enjoyed the next few hours with lots of shooting, snacks, and smart Alec comments about each other's gameplay. Luna was surprisingly hard to beat. Then again, she IS gamer Luna. But in the end you bested her.