Dealing with the Sisters

     "Wake up! Wake up!" There's pounding at your bedroom door. You quickly shoot out of bed and do twenty push ups, as usually accustomed to during boot camp. You then toss on a shirt and open the door. Your 'sisters' were at the door, a cart by their side. It was loaded with things like pancakes, cake, cookies, apples, you name it! Tia and Luna practically dragged you into the hall and brought you to an outside picnic area.

     Aside from you three, there are only stationed guards. "All this... for me?" You asked, bewildered you'd have such nice and caring 'sisters'.

     "It's not ALL for you silly!" Celestia said. "We get some too!" As if on cue, Luna nabbed a cookie and practically scarfed it down. Celestia took a huge slice of the cake. You shrugged and went for an apple. An apple a day keeps the doctor away you thought. You inwardly chuckled, remembering your grandfather showing you Dr. Who for the first time.

     You three had just finished picnicking when a guard trotted to Celestia. He said it was 'urgent news' and that there would be 'dire consequences' which made Celestia have to go attend duties, leaving you and Luna in the picnic area. Without warning, Luna picked you up in her telekinetic grasp and brought you to her room, where she promptly dropped you on a beanbag, put a bowl of potato chips between you and her, and gave you an Y-Box controller. She had one of those unmistakable looks that said, You're soooo getting creamed! you sighed, and prepped yourself for the worst. But she put BO2 in the console. An old game you remember, but you easily mastered. As soon as you started, you let Luna think she had a huge advantage by pretending you didn't know the controls,  and what to do. About five minutes later, you couldn't hold it in any longer. To sum it all up to spare the profanity and some immense rage, you totally dominated.

     After several more games (not to mention more uses of profanity)  You were crushing her. (Mainly because of the controls being the same.) She did the unexpected. She entered... MINECRAFT!!! She had full diamond gear and the works. You had a map. "First to mine diamonds wins." She exclaimed, as she attempted to run off, only having to eat some food before taking off again. Due to your knowledge of survival, you raided her house chest and found a stone axe, which you used to cut a tree. You got a log, and the tree was floating. You payed it no heed, and realized, Durr! Shouldn't I just get stuff from her chest? lucky you you found a diamond. So you grabbed it and waited.

      It soon became night, and Luna came back exhausted. You showed her the diamond. Her jaw almost hit the ground. She looked in her chest, not finding what she wanted. She then grabbed an iron sword, chasing after you, shouting, "JEFFFERRREEEEYYYYY!!!!" Clearly, you stole her diamond. She then got a brilliant idea. In real life, she grabbed a bat and hit you on the head with it.

     You woke up to find yourself laying face first in a bowl of potato chips, with your hands tied behind your back, although rather sloppily. "I was going to eat those chips you know." Luna said.

     "I was planning on giving it back, YOU KNOW." You snapped back. While she continued to look at you with boredom, you undid the horrible knot, grabbed Luna, and nearly lit her hair on fire with a massive noogie, which she responded by whimpering and letting out a small string of curses followed by a longer string of ouches.

     When you finally stopped, your knuckle was white, and Luna was rubbing her sore head. Coincidentally, Tia decided to pop in. "Hey guys I-" she stopped when she saw you caressing your knuckle, and Luna rubbing her head. "Game montage with a fight at the end?" She asked, backing up ever so slightly. You both nodded as Tia bolted, hoping she wasn't going to get included in any 'sibling rivalry'.

     "Wanna do this again?" She asked, obviously masking loving every minute of it while you were playing.

     "Definitely, but I'll need a little while. You left a lump on my head and the rope was rubbing against my wrist." You were thinking about next week, but thought it too soon. "Maybe next month..." Luna gave you puppy dog eyes, which you couldn't resist. "Fine. Next week." You said. She pumped her hooves silently. In the meantime you'd have to see what spending time with Celestia was like. Luna was a bit.... energetic.

     As soon as you entered your room, you didn't have a chance to even close the door before you passed out from being so sore and tired. A servant walked by, who was kind enough to drag your unconscious body into bed, then continue on their way. All in all... BEAT FREAKING DAY EVER!!!