Romance of the seven hearts

Ah, this profile looks pretty good I thought.

There I was on a brony dating site trying to find  a girlfriend to go out with.   It wasn't that I was bad with women ; in fact , I was actually pretty good at romantic encounters, however no matter how hard I tried, the relationship always failed at the same point.

Every single time I had worked up the courage to show them I was a brony...well it was pretty much over quickly.

Some even thought that this must be the result of some sort of "psychological issue." That there was something wrong with me, and that I needed therapy to quote, "work through my issues."

Yeah, that was fun, to have to play 20 questions about my psyche.

"So tell me about your mother...  I see, and you say you were NOT abused by her nor your father either; fascinating please tell me more if you don't mind?"

"Yes my relationship with my parents is fine, no I wasn't abused; no I am Not into bestiality, and yes I love MLP."

By the  time each "Freud" was done, working every little possible psychological issue I could have, they realized I was perfectly sane ; although they didn't like it when I told them to, "Stick their degree where the sun don't shine."

My dates just could not accept that, and eventually I gave up on the idea of romance for a while. That is until I found the dating site for bronies.

It was about time my ass caught a windfall like this website "Bronies and Pegasisters kiss.net," and I could not be happier.   All these women seemed so good. I had trouble trying to figure which one I should try dating.

In the end there was one that stood out more than the others, a tall, dark haired Japanese girl with the name Hikaru .

She and I hit off almost right off the bat.   We chatted for weeks on end, just trying to get a  basic idea of the other's life.

We had so much in common it was crazy.

She was into the studying of magick, MLP, and just countless other things  I was into.

She asked me cautiously if I had created a "fake profile,"  and I assured that yes ,my name is really Jesse, and that none  of  the  other details were...fudged.

I really could not blame her because we seemed so perfect that it was a bit suspicious, and  of course my dumbass didn't think  about the idea; she was the one spying on me.  I asked her about her name and she explained that, it meant "ray of light,"  and that her parents named her that because she was born under the rising sun of spring.

I told her I thought the name was  kinda cute.

Once, after we really had gotten to know all the, ins and outs  of the other one, we decided to go on our first date.

She had wanted to go to a fancy 5 star restaurant and I started to sweat bullets, when she said that; then she said something that really surprised me.

"Oh by the, way don't worry about paying tonight. It's my treat."

I was taken  back by that, so I simply replied back "Really...are you sure?".

She replied right back with a little smile face and said "What is this, the 1600’s? No reason a girl can’t buy for the guy is there?"

"No, I don't have a problem with that," I said.

Once we set up the time to meet up and planned out all of the details of the first date, I logged off the internet.

I was so excited about it; I mean this was just TOO GOOD to be true. Here not only have I found a cute woman that's into MLP, but she's paying for the first date.

(How lucky can one man be?) I chuckled to myself.

If I were Twilight Sparkle, I would be writing this letter:

"Dear Princess Celestia,

JACKPOT!"

If only I would  have known there was a reason for her high generosity, or what her goal really was, then I might have chosen a different profile that day.  Foolish me .