Romance of the seven hearts

I was a bit shaken up from waking up in a hospital, but now that I was out, I had serious questions about what happened.  "Twilight, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?"

"Sure, I imagine that with you being out or so long, you would have a lot of questions."

"How long was I out for?"

"Hmm...I believe it was one month, fifteen days, and about twentyfive minutes. Why?"

"Wow, I can’t believe I was out for that long."

I put both my hands around my neck to think and...woah, wait  a minute here.

"Twilight, I wasn't by chance, turning into a pony was I?"

"No, don't be ridiculous, what would give you such a weird idea?"

"Well, what about when you crossed worlds?"

Twilight gave a malicious smile, and took a minute to choke down laughter as she "enlightened" me.

“The truth is, that human Twilight was nothing more than an actress that our studio hired."

"What? Really, Twilight?"

"Yep, see what really happens is they take video of me going near the statue at one angle and pause the movie...well, then they film the actress at the other angle."

"The magic of movies, my friend.” Twilight said, as she rolled on he floor laughing.

"Okay, I get it, transformation of that nature doesn't happen in real life."

Twilight and I chatted some more on our way to her tree house as I told her my version of events.

Her mouth stood still for a minute, when I talked about the dark stallion, that tried to kill me.

"Jesse, that's very serious, and it means for you, poison joke causes mental damage."

"Wait a minute. How did you cure me of it?"

Twilight blushed a rosy red as she explained, that indeed they did help bath me, numerous times.

My face went beet red from realizing I had been seen naked by a bunch of ponies that had me in their cross hairs.

"S-ss-so...um how many of you...uh...helped?"

Twilight looked at the ground sheepishly as she told me, it was all seven of them.

I started sweating bullets.

Twilight  stared at me with a look of puzzlement, as if my reaction was an enigma to her.

"What are you so shy about, it's not like we don't walk around naked half the time here."

"Jesse, you have nice, slim body and even Rarity said, you were quite the work of art.

"In fact, who do you think made the clothing you are wearing?"

Now, I really blushed. "So, Rarity made this outfit, just for me?"

"Yes she figured it's what you would like."

I glanced down to check out my new outfit, and I loved it.

"How the hell did she figure out exactly what I liked  whilst  I was in a coma?"

Twilight just simply said, "I am not sure, but like Pinkie's esp, she seems to do the same with fashion."

We at last arrived at twilight's house, and if I thought I had fun with a few dates, then I was in for a blast now.

The door opened up, and Pinkie Pie was standing there with a big smile on her face. "HI, Jesse, glad to see you awake for a change."

"Hi, Pinkie Pie, I am kind of surprised that you would give such a mild greeting."

"Well, you did just get out of the hospital and even I know, there are times when partying is not a good thing. We'll celebrate later though, okie doki loki?"

"Sure why not, Pinkie, sounds like fun." I entered in through the door and came face to face with not only the fox but the other 4 as well.

Rarity was the first one to speak.

“So, did you like the outfit I made for you ? I was really hoping I got the details to your liking."

I gave a half baked smile. "Yeah, it was really generous of you to do that."

"Oh, you are very welcome darling. In fact, if you want to come back to my fashion shop, I can-"

"Rarity, for gosh sakes, get your mind out of the gutter! “Applejack interrupted.

"Come on now y'all. We are all adults, not fillies, and we need to act like it."

"Weren't you the one that said you, ‘wouldn't mind buckin’ his apples’."

Applejack's face went blue.

"Y-you know we promised not to say that kinda of stuff  , Rarity ."

"ENOUGH!” the fox said.

Everyone turned to face Hikaru.

"We’re all smart beings, and Jesse, really does it matter what species the rest of us are, and isn't love simply love?"

" I suppose, in a way thats true, but..."

" But what, Jesse, can't you see how happy everyone here is, and how hard they have been trying to please you?"

When she said that, I started to think of everything. Fluttershy trying to show me a pleasant date, Rainbow Dash flying me to the hospital and all of the other acts of kindness as well.

"You know, you are absolutely right, and I have kind of been a bit of jerk haven't I?"

We all came together in one big group hug.

I wept on, and on as I let it all out. "I never thought of any of you as women.” I confessed.

"It's alright. We all know this was a weird experience for y'all," Applejack said.

"Um, Jesse, perhaps, you had best tell everyone about the dream you had."

"What?" Everyone else said in unison .

In full length, I told them all about what I saw, while in my coma, and about the mysterious black stallion as well.

Once my tale was finished, they all different expressions, but they all looked very worried. "What? You all look like you have seen a ghost or something?"

They were very silent for a while, until Rainbow Dash broke the silence.

"Look, it's probably nothing. Now, what do you say you and I try this whole dating thing out?"

Now, I really was worried as a date was not exactly something Rainbow Dash would be into.

"Are, you sure ev..."

"Hey, I thought I said not to worry dude," she said nervously.

"There is one problem though, Rainbow."

"Look, I swear I only t-"

"Rainbow, I really don't want to hear the rest of that sentence...um, I only meant that I didn't really finish my date with Fluttershy."

Fluttershy just shamefully looked at the ground.

All but the fox, seemed to be laughing about something.

"Uh, Fluttershy are you okay?"

"It's, okay, you, uh...that is I don't mind letting Dash taking you out on a date."

I glanced around, trying to find some clue as to what happened.

AppleJack was the first to speak up, "Uh, partner, just you know, ya tend to talk in your sleep."

"Was, it that bad?” I inquired.

Rarity then took the spotlight.

"Well, uh, let's just say  that,  we learned how open minded you are on sex."

I didn't know what to say to that.

Rainbow Dash gave me the evil eye as she spoke up.

"Listen, you come with me, and I'll be more than happy to try my hooves at some of those."

My face went ghost white.

Rainbow Dash walked up to me and pressed her lips towards mine.

“................”

She pulled away at the last second, and then laughed as she spoke.

"HA HA HA, ah man, you should have seen your face, Jesse. I may like you but, I am not THAT easy ." "HA HA HA H-"

I spoke up, "Ha ha, you got me. Now do you want to get started on this little date?"

"Sure."

We then left for the date, leaving the others behind.