How Are You? By Anonymous.View OnlineAsk Button MashHow Are You? By Anonymous. Lovely day, yes? Indeed. Button Mash was on his way to give Sweetie Belle, his fillyfriend, a gem he found in the dirt. It was like a red emerald, from Zelda. He knew she would love it. He made it to Carousel Boutique, where he knocked the door. Rarity opened it. "Hello miss Rarity, just wondering if Sweetie is around..." Button Mash said, blushing, as usual. "Why she went over to Sugarcube Corner, like always darling." Rarity responded. Button nodded, and headed over to the area known as town square. From there, he went past Mayor Mare's office and turned the corner to well... Sugarcube Corner. He walked in, but all the sudden, a blue box appeared. Hello. I call first on this blog! Anyways, how has your day been going, Button Mash? By Anonymous. Button was overwhelmed with confusion. A random sign blocking the way inside? Why? And why was it a message to him. "I'm doing good.." Button replied to the odd message. As soon as he said it, it vanished. He continued his way inside until he found an evil sight. Sweetie Belle, in a corner, crying with Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon harassing her. "You are SO lame!" "No wonder your only friends are a wood block and a chicken!" "Not to mention the nerd of a coltfriend!" Button saw this, and just could not take it. He was about to truck the 2 fillies when it happened again. Take Silver Spoon's left front hoof and trip it. Watch the aftermath and take it from there! By AskTricksterBrony. Another blue box, only high up this time. He did as asked. "Wow how much more lame can y-" That was all SP said before getting tripped, and bucking the table behind her. It caused Diamond to jump, suddenly triggering a conveniently placed match, causing the fire alarm to go off. DT and SP got soaked, and fell to the floor, looking in anger and horror at the culprit. "Sorry, but confidence is for the decent. You are beyond low. Both of you. And I'm gunna tell your daddies that you made Sweetie Belle cry! You monsters. Can't wait to see you in detention falling apart, douches!" Button angerly yelled emphasizing telling their dads. They ran off, taking the threat very serious. They learned several times that he will not bluff when defending her. The fillies were gone, he had won. He turned to see a now very happy Sweetie Belle. "... Thank you!" Sweetie Belle gasped, as she used all for hooves to pin him down and nuzzle. Button didn't bother to try to escape, and tried nuzzling her back. But then, Button realized where he was and he was coming here to do. "Not in public." Button giggled. Sweetie realized, and it seemed she blushed so hard that the sun was in there. "Besides, I have something for you!" Button continued once they got up. Sweetie looked up to see what it was. She gasped. "A flawless baby ruby?! For me?! OMG!" Sweetie Belle admired. She quickly threw all 4 limbs on him again, but he managed to stay up. Then, Button got smoothies to go, and gave a still hugging Sweetie a ride to the CMC Clubhouse. Since Love Mash, Button's mom, does not like them being a couple, when they arrived, Scootaloo and Apple Bloom were playing. They knew what they wanted to do, and set up their computers. They were about to record their next episode of Minecraft Hunger Games! After all, YouTubing was Button's talent. With 7,000,00+ subscribers, they already had enough for a house in their teenage years And them some. They set up the face cams, and went off. "Hello Lapdogs! Manpug1 here, doing another episode of Minecraft Hunger Games, I am here with the rest of the crew, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Apple Bloom!" Button started the intro. It went well, they met another famous YouTuber there, AntVenom, but 2 of them got owned by him in the beginning of the game. Leaving (of course) Button Mash, Sweetie Belle, AntVenom, and a random user by the name of BaccaBatman in the Deathmatch. It was a close one, Bacca and Button had fought hard, but Bacca came victorious, but then Ant picked him off. It was Sweetie Belle and Ant now. Ant, master of the sword, was not a match, as he watched hi get caught in cobweb. Sweetie finished him with 4 TNT, to blow up the already disadvantaged AntVenom. "Yeah!" Sweetie yelled, her screen being shown victorious on the footage. "Well lapdogs, that has been another episode of Minecraft Hunger Games! We will see you next time. Pug out!" Button Mash stated into the camera. With that, he ended the recording and uploaded it. After congratulating each other and reviewing the game, they stared. This time the others saw it. How are you? By Anonymous.
Ask The GangView OnlineAsk Button MashAsk The Gang They just stared at the random blue box, except for Button who just glanced and shrugged. "Good." Button replied. Instantly it vanished like always. The fillies shook their heads. "What just happened?" Scootaloo said, questioning the narrative. "Button, I'm scared! What was that?" Sweetie Belle shivered. "I don't know, but they help. Just answer the question on it, or do what it says, and then it vanishes." Button Mash explained. Hey Button, why don't you and Sweetie have "fun"? By Loltrousers114. Hey! What is so bri- Oh wait, that was just Sweetie Belle and Button Mash just producing suns from their cheeks. Now back to the narrative. "... Can we see what it is?" Apple Bloom asked. But no one payed attention, as Sweetie Belle was sad and Button was angry at the insanely laughing Scootaloo. Guys. Your position is compromised, DT found it! Quick! Pull the conveniently placed Diamond Tiara Remover and get rid of her! By Anonymous. As if on cue, Diamond Tiara showed up. However, Apple Bloom used the device that randomly appeared and sent her literally up Silver Spoon's plot. The machine was marvelous! It had truly removed Diamond Tiara and sent her where she deserved. Well, now the ponies wonder what to do with their new found Powers. And to believe it all started when Button created his Tumblr, Ask Button Mash.
DreamyView OnlineAsk Button MashDreamy Apple Bloom put away the holy machine and sat aside, waiting for more questions. Button: why doesn't your mom like you and Sweetie Belle together? By dj-pon3fan. "She talks about all this mushy not ready to move on stuff. And she says it isn't even about me. I won't understand." Button replied. But before he could even move, there was another question. Boom! For the next 3 asks, you will live your dream. By Anonymous. The situation was either absolutely embarrassing, their dreams aloud, or just flat out funny to describe and the CMC were all just absorbed in their respective scene. They all were alicorns, randomly, each rulers of everything in existence, what ever will exist, and what had existed. Button was in a tuxedo, holding a black, small case. He opened it, and said the words of a certain filly's wildest dreams. "Sweetie Belle, will you marry me?" He blurted out. Sweetie gasped, extra drama in the mix. Next was the colt's. "Yes!" She screamed. As they were dreaming away, looking into each other's eyes, Scootaloo and Apple Bloom had their own scenes. Rainbow Dash had appeared as the couple started theirs and started repeating a line that made Scootaloo's day. "Scootaloo is best pony. Scootaloo is best pony." Rainbow repeated. Over and over. While Apple Bloom looked upon Celestia's greatest creation. The Diamond-Tiara-Remover mk. 2! It says it now just gets rid of her intirely, she can't ever come back. Sweetie: how does Rarity feel about you and Button together? By dj-pon3fan. Instantly, Sweetie's eyes went wider. Obviously, something was wrong. "Don't make me remember the shrines..." Sweetie Belle whimpered. Button instantly went to her side, out of pose. "Hey! Don't make her upset!" Button growled. Button always defended her, but this seemed overprotective as the question meant no harm. Button what is your favorite color? By levityler101. "Can I pick 3?" He said while looking back into Sweetie Belle's eyes. Instantly she blushed, seeing what he was trying to get at. Time up. This is your third ask. Poof! By Anonymous. As if on cue, everything summoned by the holy question was gone, except the DT-Remover mk. 2. Everyone shook their heads in confusion. ".. Can we say marriage later?" Button asked. "That would be a definite..." Sweetie Belle agreed. Once snapping out, Sweetie got a question that only she saw. It would be uber funny if you cosplay as a character from Button's game and started flirting with him! By Dj-Col7. She thought about it. It would work. Besides, she needed to find some way to get a kiss out of him... Sweetie thought. Do you know who Rumble is? By FramedQuasar68. "Yeah, my best friend. But he moved away to Cloudsdale a while ago." Button replied. What is your favorite video game? By Teh Shmexy Hat. "Minecraft, obviously." He replied. Yo Button- Tell me when you play Fallout New Pegasus do you use the Battle, or Hunting Rifle? By DragonBorn Of Steel. "Hunting." He replied again, surprisingly cool and collected considering his past predicament. Y'know, the whole wedding thing.... Anyways, they just went on with their day, realizing they just spent a solid 3 hours in the clubhouse. So deciding that they should hang out at Button's place. But what they did not know was that there was a lunar princess waiting for them, because one of her records was beat. She intended a direct challenge! To Button: have you challenged Gamer Luna to anything? If not, I would love see you go at it. By Dj-Col7.
Call of Luna!View OnlineAsk Button MashCall of Luna! As the brow colt and 3 fillies climbed the ladder, Diamond Tiara showed up. "Hey, Blank-" "Finish that scentence and see what happens..." Apple Bloom stared coldly. "-Fl-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHBHHHHBBBBHBBBHB" poof. Upon Entering the plot of Silver Spoon, she exploded. And everypony in Equestria saw it. And they cheered. Bravo AB, bravo. They walked triumphantly to Button's house, deciding playing Mareo-Cart 8 was a good idea. It really, really wasn't. They held their heads high. But Luna was higher, so they did notice her. Seems like something that makes them look rude. Luna haaaaaaaaaaaates that. "BUTTON MASH. WE DECLARE A DUEL!" The royal princess states, royal Canterlot voice and all. Well, Button certainly knew she meant business. Best princess challenges you. Be ready. -DiscordedSheepcityUSA. Button gulped. Luna looked at the blue box appearing, poked it, and then decided it was nothing of importance. "We shall battle on our terms, anything goes!" Luna said, striking fear into the hearts of fillies, like back at halloween. Quickly, Button looked brave and stood in-between Luna and the terrified fillies. One, he wanted to impress Sweetie, but two, he figured it may save his backside if he acted brave. Or get it even farther disconnected, he didn't know. "What are the games?" Button stared, though couldn't put on the perfect death stare, mainly because Luna was giving one back. "The three you "Wiped the floor with me" in, fool. Minecraft, Team Fortress 2, and of course, Gmod Murder, where your little pony friends can join in as well." She replied. She was cold (not cool, cold) and collected. Button had to fight the urge to surrender. They walked into the house, Luna in back. "Hey Sweetie, how are you gu-" Love Tap froze as their was a princess within the group of 5. Jeez, since when is Button capable of being social enough for a PRINCESS? Love thought to herself. Back to cooking hay-fries, but added double in case their other guest would be hungry. "We declare Murder first!" Luna yelled as she pulled an entire pro setup form her saddlebags. she managed to fix it on the other side of the upstairs living room, and booted up Gmod. They were friends on Steam, but only because they were at each other's throats constantly. Soon, the entire gang was set up. Sweetie, it would be uber funny if you cosplayed as one of his favorite characters during the game! DJ-Col7. "Maybe once he goes over to my house sometime, I'll surprise him! Wait, actually, I'll just sneak in a mod real quick." Sweetie replied, whispering so no-one else would hear. the game started up, and everything was set. You are a ________ Who will you cosplay as, Sweetie? I have so many ideas! Samus, Zelda, Yuna, the list is endless! DiscordedSheepcityUSA. "I picked a Zelda player model, I wonder if Button will notice." Sweetie answered. Luna turned a corner, and saw a Zelda named Sierra. Your mine! Luna thought, and- "AAAAAAAAEEEEEEEHHHHHH!" Sweetie shrieked. All three of the young ones turned around to see Sweetie on the floor in a ball. Button swore revenge. Unluckily for Luna, he had a gun. turning a corner and shooting red Romeo was easy. "WHATTHEHECKHOWWHEREWHY!??!?!?" Scootaloo yelled as her and Button's vision went dark. "DANGIT!" Button yelled. He was quickly backstabbed, and therefore ending the round. Not yet. "Surprise." Luna saw the 'Bystanders Win!' screen as AB picked up the gun, shot her in the back of her turning head. "Hmph, you win this round, but this is not yet over!" Luna shouted. Next, Minecraft. It was Luna and Apple Bloom (She demanded her for some reason) versus Button, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. The first to the Nether wins. Button, ever try to revive Aerith in FFVII? Lord Of Nothing. Instantly, Button just looked at the box. You could see the small portion of blue in his eyes as we all, as gamers, see Sephiroth backstab her, right in the spine, bloodless, and therefore paralyzing her, but as the sword was pulled out, red started to show and spread on her shirt. That moment had hurt his soul. It was the most and least expected death in gaming all in one. While Button was there paralyzed, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo got them a house. One Hour Later The obsidian in place, Button looked at his creation. Then they realized the problem. "Uhh, guys? Where is the flint and steel?" Button questioned. It took only a moment to realize that they didn't have one, and that Luna was lighting the portal as they spoke. however, miracles never cease to amaze us. In the nether, the portal Luna came out of had a Ghast nearby blasted her back in before the chunks loaded. however, the blast affected the two portals on the other side. Their portal lit. "...Oh hey, it's lit." He finished. They walked through, proud of their effort. "We won, Luna! 2/3! even if you beat us in TF2, we still win!" Button exclaimed. That hit Luna right where it needed to. She had lost. Again. ".... Clever..... I guess so. Congratulations, Button Mash. You are considered: Best gamer in Equestria." Luna admitted. Even though she lost the title, she was still decent friends with him. "Now, what kind of food has your mother prepared for thee?" Over dinner of hay fries, they decide to have an after party at Sweetie Belle's place, Luna included. So, the look on Rarity's face when 4 widely grinning kids and a smirking princess. ".... Why hello Princess Luna, whatever may you be doing here?" Rarity said, somehow saying it with her jaw dropped all the while, and bowing. "We have come here to celebrate video games! For it is a time of joy, Rarity!"