THE LYNCH KING

by TimmayIsHawt

First published

ONE DAY IN PONYVILLE, A LITTLE BLACK NIGERIAN WANTED TO STEAL WATERMELON FROM ALL THE RESIDENTS OF PONYVILLE. TO DO THIS, HE FORMED AN ALLEGIANCE WITH BASED GOD. THE BLACK NIGERIAN REALIZED THAT THE RESIDENTS OF PONYVILLE BEGAN TO CONSUME THE WORLD'S VAST COLLECTION OF WATERMELON AND WANTED REVENEGE.