Your's truly has been teleported to Equestria through a rather silly chain of events. Stuck until the Princesses and Twilight can send me back, I'm forced to live in Ponyville for weeks on end. Every week I'm given a new job to earn my small living quarters. Silliness ensues.

This is a semi-parody Human in Equestria story written strictly for laughs and goofiness. Please treat it as such.