WARNING: This story is COMPLETELY nonsensical and was written as a joke for my friend JamesIsABrony. Reader discretion is advised.

Minding his own business, James, a young brony, meets a tiny pink pony that leads him to a magical land!!! He meets his idol, and what's this?! DARKNESS?!?! WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?!!! (To fully understand this story, you will need to have read Cupcakes by Sgt. Sprinkles, seen Pinkamina's ask blog by CrookedTrees, and possibly have read A Rude Awakening.)