Alan was 16 years old, regretting that he called his brother Edgar to help him use a flashdrive. He admitted that he was an idiot, but also pleaded for help.

"Edgar!" He was on his knees. "I only want to find out how to install Don't Starve mods by your flash drive!" Alan looked back at his Macbook and started sweat.

"Figure it out youself," The IPhone 8 made a click sound as his brother ended the called. He averted his head to the Macbook and sat down infront of it. After he popped his knuckles, he began to search up ways to install the Reign of Giants mod by Google.

The sound of wolves appeared in the distance. Alan's character for Don't Starve, Wilson P. Higgsbury, voiced by a violin type instrument, said "Did you hear that?" Alan began to panic and created a shadow sword through his Shadow Manipulator. The noises came closer. Finally, a pack of four wolves appeared on his screen. They chased Wilson, but Alan retaliated.

"Say hello to my little friend!" Alan boasted. He swung his sword and got rid of the wolves quickly. He silently raised his fists in triumph, but to rain on his parade, a ginormous Spider Queen came up behind him and delt a devastating amount of damage. Even with his marble suit! Wilson dropped to the ground as his health hit zero. Alan's eye twitched as he was still in his position of triumph. All of his progress… gone. "Screw you too," Alan exited the game and turned off his laptop. "I wanted to go to sleep anyways." He got into his bed which was next to his desk, with that holding a Harry Potter wand from his childhood. He remembered how he wore his Gryffindor costume and imitated how Harry Potter would defeat Voldemort. He sighed and closed his eyes.

Discord had an idea. He is reformed, but not that reformed.

"Oh, I have a brilliant idea to scare the little ponies!" He got excited and teleported into Alan's room. He snickered as he ate an snickers. He looked at the source of a foul stench. He drew stink lines over Alan's flame-like dark brown hair. He snapped his fingers with the paw thing of his. Alan glowed and teleported elsewhere and left the bed sheets vacant. "Time to come back, son." He said to himself.

Alan shivered as he felt his bedsheet leave. A ray of sunshine slapped his face.

"Go back to sleep for five minutes, Celestia," he motioned the sun light away. The ray seeped into his eye lids even more. He got up in force. "Fine!" He froze in place as he saw the town of Ponyville. He looked to his right and saw his wand. He picked it up and got to his knees. "NOOOOOOO!" He imitated Luke Skywalker. In his peripherale eyesight, he saw the Mane Six with their jaws down, but Pinkie was smiling as usual. "Allow me to rephrase that," he cleared his throat and stayed on his knees. "YEAAAAAAH" He slowly pulled out his wand and pointed it at Twilight Sparkle. "Stupefy!" His waved his wand down and back up half way. A stunning charm raced towards Twilight's chest. It successfully hit her, throwning her back and making her sluggish. "Yes! This wand is the best!"

"What did you do to our friend, you ruffian!" Rarity said.

"What she said!" Rainbow Dash flew at Alan, ready to strike. He reacted fast enough to perform another charm.

"Protego!" He waved his wand in a giant circular motion to make a shield as strong as the strongest metal but clear as glass. Rainbow Dash crashed into the shield and bounced back. Alan laughed and pointed at Rainbow Dash. He squeeled in delight as he kissed his wand. "I wonder if I'm an animagus," Alan thought of him being an animagus of a pony. Instead, he turned into a hippogriff. "Cool!" He looked back as he spread his feathery wings. "And I can talk!" Something caught his eye. On his flank was a picture of a clock with no hands made of multiple colorful feather. "I'll figure it out later." Procrastinating. That was his special talent. He looked back at the ponies and bursted into laughter. Pinkie jumped up with glee.

"I have to make a Welcome to Equestria party!" Alan knew what to expect. Pinkie ran up to Alan and shook his claw violently. "What's your name?" Alan looked at the excited smile of Pinkie.

"Well, you did ask," He scratched his chin. "But…"

"Tell me! Pleasepleasepleaseplease! Please!" Alan faked his name.

"Well, then. My name is…" He thought of Harry Potter. "Godric Gryffindor," He made a nervous smile. "But you can call me Gyffindor."

"Nice to meet you, Mr. Godric Gryffindor!" She shook his claw as hard as humanly possible and made his leg feel numb. "Oh, it's going to be so much fun!" Gryffindor - I'm going to call him that from now on - gained a smile, anticipating that the party would be a blast. "There was a gryphon that looked much like you! Oh, but she was a meanie,but you're nicer and you're going to enjoy the party!"

"Was her name Gilda?" Pinkie gasped.

"Oh! How did you know? Can you mind read?" She put her hooves on her head and applied pressure. "Can you tell me what I'm thinking about now?" Gryffindor switched back to his human form. He pointed his wand at Pinkie.

"Legimense!" Her mind shattered as a party showed up in her mind. "Um, a party!" Pinkie fainted and got up swiftly.

"Wow! Twilight, this guy's a mind reader!" Pinkie exclaimed Twilight approached him and examined Gryffindor.

"A mind reader? I say it's unlikely." Twilight presumed.

"Legimense!" Gryffindor waved his wand at Twilight and broke into her mind. Her mind showed Equestria Girls scenes, one being Flash Sentry approaching Twilight in a romantic way. Gryffindor smirked. They returned to reality, leaving Twilight nearly petrified. "So, Flash Sentry?" Twilight blushed and stammered.

"How di-" Gryffindor interrupted her.

"I know a lot of things. You really need to protect your mind." He pointed to his brain.

"Well, I have noticed that you had a Cutie Mark of a clock with no hands," Gryffindor arced an eyebrow. "What's your talent?" He knew one thing that he was a professional at: procrastinating.

"I'll give a hint later." Twilight looked angry at him. "Look, I'll make an arguement later."

"Oh, you're good at procrastinating." Twilight sighed. He examined the group of six.

"Finally, someone I can relate to!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed.

"Well, Rainbow Dash looks cuter than ever," He saw her blush.

"That's sayin' something." Applejack said to her. Rarity's horn glowed and put Gryffindor into a tuxedo and Rainbow Dash in her Gala dress

"Go ahead, darhling." Gryffindor nearly puked.

"Ok, bad thoughts aside. I want to try to apparate," he searched his mind for The Three D's. "Ah, it's destination, determination, and diliberation."

"So you two say this can happen?" Rainbow grew a grin.

"Protego," Gryffindor created a shield infront of Rainbow Dash "Alright, how to do this?" He got his arms in a hoop formation and spun. He got dizzy and apparated next to Rainbow Dash. He fell down and looked up at her with a nervous face. Rarity raised her eyebrows up and down. "Man, I hate this place but this place is awesome at the same time," Rainbow helped him and blushed a bit. "Thanks, I guess."

"Don't mention it." Gryffindor looked at Twilight.

"So, Twilight," Twilight raised an eyebrow. "From where I'm from, the planet revolves around the sun, and the moon revolves around the planet. So techneclly, Celestia and Luna are moving the planet." Twilight shook her head in disbelief.

"No, that's impossible," Twilight started to panic. "There must be someone who moves the sun and the moon. Right?" He shook his head. "Can you tell me how?"

"I'll tell you later."

"Forgot, you're a procrastinator." She groaned.

"Hey, Gryffindor," He looked back at Pinkie Pie. "Wanna come to Suger Cube Corner?"

"Why not, I could get something for breakfast." Pinkie Pie bounced up and down like a spring towards the path of Suger Cube Corner. "So, uh. What's like here?"

"Well, after the super duper meanie Tirek was gone, everythng was super nice!" Pinkie replied. "And you came! We're still waited for something super evil to come!" She was mere inches away from his head. Dramatic thunder randomly appeared, as well.

"Dramatic thunder is dramatic," Gryffindor said, looking up to the somewhat clear sky. "Speaking of which, how was there thunder when it's sunny out?"

"I know! Weird, isn't it?" A wide smile exploded onto her face.

"Look who's talking." Rainbow Dash muttered. A bright flash from the suns reflection appeared in the corner of Gryffindor's eye.

"Forgot, there's a castle in Ponyville." Gryffindor said, making Twilight become suspicious.

"Wait, you said you forgot." Twilight pointed out.

"Shit," he hissed at himself. Pinkie pulled him into some sort of group huddle between him and her. "What would we do?"

"Don't let them know about the fandom!" She hissed, biting her lip.

"Then what?" He whispered back. "Wait, you know the fandom? Right, you're Pinkie Pie."

"Just make an excuse!" She hissed. They got out of the group huddle.

"Well, dah I, uh." He scratched the back of his neck. "I'm having a deja vú moment."

"Deja vú?" Twilight asked.

"It's the feeling of feeling like you've done something, seen something, or being somewhere." He explained.

"Oh, alright." Twilight replied calmly. "So Rainbow Dash,"

"Yes?" She squeeled.

"You and Gryffindor…" Twilight said.

"Fucking hell, I was hoping that you'd forget." He muttered to himself.

"Why?" Twilight asked.

"Well, she's a pony and I'm a human. It's not in my alley." He explained. "Just… why? Just because I used the word 'cute', doesn't mean I like her in that way."

"I dunno…" Twilight said. "You seemed to like her the most. I guess Cadance could help."

"Well, I can do something you can't!" He countered her with a strait up middle finger.

"What does that mean?" Twilight asked.

"It mean's 'fuck you!'" He shouted, angrily.

"Oh, you think you can do that and get away with it?!" She raised her voice. Gryffindor brought out his wand out.

"I think I can, bitch!" He raised his voice, as well. Twilight flung a spell at him. "Stupefy!" His spell countered hers, oddly enough, creating a Priori Incantatem. A white miniture sun-like sphere melted as the connection continued. Electricity surged out and created bolts of electricity, striking and engulfing the grass in flames. The sphere inched it's way towards Gryffindor's wand, making him tug his wand away and creating a longer connection. The sphere was finally touching his wand, but the connection didn't end. Don't break the connect, do not, He thought. He concentrated on his spell, pushing the sphere closer to Twilight. It started to make contact with her horn, then before he knew it, the sphere shot at his wand when he broke the connection, making her spell affect him. He felt like he was about to hurl.

"Gryffindor!" Rainbow Dash flew to is side.

"I'm alright. Just a bit naesea effects." He grabbed his I'll feeling stomach. She hugged him, and a hug was returned, making him feel a bit better.

"That… was awe-!" Rainbow Dash was cut off by Gryffindor.

"No, don't. You say that too many times. It's becoming a serious problem. You need a doctor." She gaped her mouth in surprise, as the others seemed to nod in agreement and a bit of disappointment.

"What was that?" Twilight asked.

"Allow me to- oh God," He ran to the nearest bush and puked. "Oh go-!" He stuck his head further into the bush. He fell to the ground in pain. "So, where were we?"

"You were going to explain something, silly!" Pinkie said.

"Right, uh. Could one of you help me- oh shit!" He stuck his head into the bush.

"Sorry! Sickness spell." Twilight gave a wry grin.

"Well, I'm sick of this puking!" His head turned green again. "No more!" His head stayed in the bush, until he started choking. "Ok, better." That is, until he fainted.

"He's awake! Good." A female voice.

"Wuh, wadda ya doin'?" Gryffindor said in a drowsy voice. His tried looking around, but his eyes wouldn't open. He forced his eyes open like it was the last helicopter out of Vietnam. He rested on a hospital bed as Nurse Redheart observed him.

"Quite perculiar." She rubbed her chin. "Could you get up for a moment?"

"SHUT UP NURSE!!! I know what's best!" He pointed his thumb as himself.

"Have you been drinking?" Gryffindor sighed.

"No, I just give an unusual outburst at times." He admitted.

"Well, this isn't an insane asylum," She said. "But do you see things or at least have an insane behaviour at times?"

"Yeah, yes I do." He yawned. She handed him an emtpy book, filled with blank pages.

"Well, I suggest you draw or write things in there to prevent the insanity." She said. She also handed him an unbreakable pencil.

"Thanks, I like to draw things." He got up and started to draw triangles. "I like triangles." He said in a creepy manner. He scribbled triangles and filled them in.

"Ready to go outside, again?" Gryffindor nodded as his eyes followed the tip of the pencil. He got off the bed and walked towards the door. The mane six were waiting in the lobby.

"Ohh! Is that a coloring book? Can I draw something in it? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?" Pinkie bounced up to him. Twilight went to Nurse Redheart.

"Why does he have a book?" She whispered to her.

"Consider it scytzophrenia medicine." She replied. "If he goes insane or something like that, make him draw or write in that book."

"Got it." The group got up and walked out the door. She looked into the book as Gryffindor drew triangles. "Why are you drawing triangles."

"Reminds me of math," He stopped for a moment. "I hate math." Twilight backed away for a moment.

"Okay, back to what happened before you passed out." Twilight said.

"Uh, what?" He put the book away. "Oh, right! That was a Priori Incantatem."

"Which is?" Twilight asked.

"A connection between two spells from wands that have the same core." He rubbed his chin. "Oddly enough, my wand has a pheonix core. And you're an alicorn."

"Why wands? And how do you know that?" Twilight look deeper into him.

"I'm not illiterate, I can read." Gryffindor shot back. "Plus, it's magic. What are you going to do about it?"

"Well, I don't know," she sarcasticlly said. "Read?"

Gryffindor yawned and said, "I'll read when I'll feel like it."

"I guess I could get Spike to find a book about it." Twilight thought.

"Speaking of which, you abuse him." He said.

"What?!" Twilight's horn glew. "I don't abuse him, he's my assistant!"

"Slave," Gryffindor corrected. "Honestly, every time he helps or make you try to look on the bright side, you give a glare."

"That proves nothing!" Twilight shouted. Gryffindor merely scoffed.

"Not even a please or thank you." Twilight was taken aback, but kept her assurence that Spike was her assistant. "Always told to do what a unicorn can easily do."

"So?" Twilight asked.

"Keyword being easily. He's a dragon." He pointed out. "I honestly, think unicorns are selfish ponies."

"What makes you say that?" Rarity asked. Everypony but Twilight glared at her. "Point taken."

"But I'm one of many, so I apologize." He lent his hand to Twilight. "I'm fine if you don't forgive me. It's in human nature." They shook hands/hooves.

"Apology accepted." Gryffindor took away his hand and rubbed it on his shirt.

"It's only my opinion, but I can say many can agree about Rarity's spoiled state." He smirked.

"Are you saying that fashion is nothing?!" She exclaimed.

"That's one way to put it." The others giggled.

"I say fashion is an apropriote at all times." She put her hoof on her chest.

"I'm sure some have counter arguements." He said.

"Plus, your mane is rather odd looking." She stated.

"I like it this way." His hair went foward and went in a right angle at the front. "But where were we?"

"Whadda ya mean?" Twilight asked.

"What were we doing before this incident?" He specificly said.

"Going to Suger Cube Corner so we can leave you and Rainbow Dash together." The others giggled.

"I take back my apology, that gave me bad images." Gryffindor said. "I'm in hell. But I bet a human is faster than a prisy pony." Rarity gasped.

"What are you implying?" She asked.

"I'm pretty sure you are afraid of damaging you mane by the wind."

"It is very delicate!" She declared. "I'm sure you do nothing for yours!"

"If it was a vital part of the human and/or pony anatomy, I would." He stated. "So, I have a question." He smiled and clapped his hands together. "Rarity, I would like a Gryffindor cloak. Honestly, I hate the cold. I'll freeze later." The rest remained with their jaws open.

"After all those insults?" She asks.

"Yes, I want an Altïar cloak, maybe a tie." He shrugged his shoulders. "Add a bit, what is it? Class! Right!" He snapped his fingers, pointing at her. "Class… yes. I like being mainstream."

"Well, I'll have to make measurements." She said.

"By all means." He didn't give a fuck. Not one single fuck. "Hm, forgot my name. Strange."

"Gryffindor." Twilight blankly said.

"Right! Gryffindor, yes!" He laughed. "Love it!"

"Oh, forgot to mention." Twilight said. "What are those?" She pointed to his hands.

"Oh, these are hands," he stated. "I guess you could say their pretty…" Pinkie put shades on and handed a pair to Gryffindor. He put them on as well, "handy." Everypony around him face hoofed. "Very punny, such butthurt, much hate." He imitaded Doge.

"Please," Twilight said with plothurt. "Use grammar."

"I refuse!!!" I howled into the air.

"Sometimes, I think he'll always be this way." Twilight thought.

"I have dresses to make," Rarity said. "I have to get some work done!"

Two Hours Later

Twilight was in her castle, resting after that encounter. After that, she plans to go to the Carasel Boutique. She makes her bed, fixes her mane and left to visit Rarity. As she left the castle, Ponyville felt more empty than ever. She looked around for anypony in sight. There was some rustling. She turned her head. Tumbleweed.

"Only tumbleweed." She told herself. She continued her short journey to the botique.

"Enjoying it?" A familiar voice echoed.

"Discord, come out!" His voice cackled in glee. "Discord, I will get Fluttershy!" She threaten him with the statement. He only laughed more.

"Or what? You'll talk to a frozen being in frozen time?" Twilight thought about that.

"What do you mean?" She called out.

"I, with my brilliant chaos magic, have frozen time." He said. "Though, it may feel like time is moving for us, it isn't."

"Discord!" Twilight cried out.

"But that's beside the point, enjoying him?" Twilight arced an eyebrow.

"Him?" She asked. Discord came out of the shadows… literally.

"You know, the little pawn on my chess board." He said. "Ready to take down the king."

"Discord, I swear to Celestia, if you continue this act-"

"The pony who takes the role of the king…" He paused for a moment. "Celestia."

"Friendship will overcome!" He only laughed.

"Friendship didn't overcome me, I never changed." Twilight gasped in fear. Friendship always wins. If it didn't… "Before you say that no one can live without friendship, Gryffindor can disagree." Air left her lungs empty.

"Friendship… didn't… work?" She whimpered. After Nightmare Moon, Luna was herself. Sombra, magic… destroyed him. Mutilated, blown apart. Chrysalis, defeated by her own food. Defeated, not dead. Not gone, an everlasting threat. No! Friendship does work! It just… back fired.

"Now go on, but you cannot speak of this." Discord said.

"Or what?" Twilight asked mockingly.

"Or you can't." An open zipper appeared on the mare's mouth. Discord proceeded to close the zipper. "Really, you can't." Twilight unzipped the zipper with her magic.

"Ok, can you leave?" Twilight asked. Discord left as a flash of light appeared. She looked around, signs of life. "Good," she continued her short journey to the Boutique. She walked up to the door. The door opened, showing Rarity and Gryffindor playing chess.

"Checkmate." Gryffindor said in triumph. Rarity had groaned from the fact that she lost.

"Is, this a bad time?" Twilight interrupted Rarity's pain.

Oh, not at all, dear." Rarity invited. She looked over to Gryffindor.

"So, you got your tie and cloak." He stood up from his chair. The cloak reached down to the bottom of his knees.

"Yes, I did." He smiled and started to laugh like a dolphin.

"What?" Twilight said.

"Sorry, it's science, you won't get it." Twilight raised an eyebrow.

"Science?" She asked.

"Logical reason through chemicals, mixtures, physics…" He paused for a moment. "I think that's it."

"Tell me the funny thing about science." Twilight asked him to do.

"Ok, so H2O is the chemical formula of water," He explained. "Two hydrogen atoms, one oxygen atom. Now, H2O2 is hydrogen preoxide, which desolves blood."

"Go on…" Twilight demanded.

"So, two scientist walk into a resturaunt and sit at a table. The first scientist said that he wants H2O, the second one says he wants H2O too. The second one dies." Gryffindor started to crack up and laughing like a dolphin.

"I don't see how death is funny." Twilight admitted. Gryffindor abruptly stopped laughing.

"Good point," he agreed. "Anyways, would you like to play a game of chess?"

"Oh no," She denied, "I'm really good. Not meaning to brag."

"So am I, won my first game of chess when I was ten years old." She decided to agree and to the white chess pieces, giving Gryffindor the black.

"After you," He said. She made the pawn at F2 move two spaces. Gryffindor moved his pawn at E7 move two spaces as well. Twilight got rid of the pawn he moved, moving it to E5. Gryffindor moved the pawn at D7 move one space, making twilight takes it's place at D6. Gryffindor's bishop at F8 took the pawn. Twilight's knight at G1 moved to F3. He moved the bishop at C8 to F5. She moved her knight at F3 to D4. He moved his queen at D8 to H4, putting Twilight's king in check. She moved her pawn at G2 to G3 putting the king out of check. Gryffindor moved the queen to take the pawn Twilight moved, putting the king in check again. Twilight moved the pawn at H2 to get rid of the queen. Gryffindor moved the bishop at D6 to get rid of the pawn at G3.

"Uhh," Twilight muttered.

"Checkmate," Gryffindor said to her.

"What?" She asked.

"That's checkmate," he said. "Any moved you'll make can give me the chance to get rid of your king." She examined the board. She nodded in agreement.

"Your right," she agreed. "Checkmate."

"Wonderful is he? Just a few moves, and you lose!" Rarity thought. Twilight was fascinated at the amount of moves he made.

"Amazing, this is one of Equestria's hardest games." They shook a hoof and a hand. "I hear Celestia is the best player."

"Is that a challenge?" He asked.

"I guess it is." Twilied replied. He started to cough and choke. "Ready to go on the train?" She asked.

"Sorry, Celestia?" He started to laugh a bit. "That's THE princess we're talking about."

"But you're really good," Twilight encouraged him. He groaned as a sign of agreement. "Then, it's settled!"

"Hold, on. I wana try my wand out first." Gyrffindor said. He brought out his wand and examined it.

"Pardon me, if I'm interrupting you, but please go outside." Rarity said.

"Fine with me." They stepped out the door with no problems. Gryffindor looked at his watch. It was 3:00. "Hey, I have a watch, it's just that my time and your time can be different."

"It's 12:35 PM." Twilight answered.

"Much better." He started to sync his watch to the regular time. He pulled out his Ipod™ and listened to The Tale of Six Trillion Years and One Night by IA. Twilight turned his head and observed the pecurliar device. He started singing:

"Tell me why, Tell me why…

No one ever tells me why…

Why they hate me and despise me I when I haven't done a thing…"

"What's that?" Twilight asked. He didn't stop singing. "Sounds a bit mournful." He didn't hear her.

"GRYFFINDOR!!!" He jumped up in surprise, and paused the music.

"What?" He asked. She pointed to the Ipod™. "This?" He held it up in the air.

"Yes, that!" She yelled.

"Right, this is an Ipod." He said. "Need I say more?"

"Yes!" Twilight demanded.

"Right, no advanced technology in Equestria… bummer." He muttered. "Let's see… penicilen was discovered in the 1800's,"

"What are you saying?" Twilight pondered.

"Oh, just that fact that human technology is better than pony technology." Twilight gaped.

"Is that a challenge?" She growled.

"Between the human race, yes." He answered. "Pony kind, I dunno."

"Just explain what an Ipod is." Twilight asked.

"Right! An Ipod, add the ™ there, is a mobile music player." He explained. Twilight examined it closely, and swiped it into her hooves. "Hey!"

"Interesting." She mused. She snapped it open, generating sparks of electricity. "Very advanced."

"Says the one who lives in a world with out a lightbulb." He muttered.

"What's a lightbulb?" She asked.

"Joyus day, kaloo kalay." He took the the shattered Ipod and pointed his wand at it. "Reparo." The Ipod repaired itself in a moments matter.

Author's Note

Here it is! Revisions were made and the word limit is now 5,000! Are ya excited? I hope not! Many ajustment and the republishment.