I'll Make a Title Later…

"You know, I'm not excited for the Welcome to Equestria party." Gryffindor told the others.

"Why, it's Pinkie Pie who's setting up the party." Twilight said.

"I don't know exactly, it's just that I miss my old friends." Gryffindor said. "I would get excited after half an hour the party starts, but before, I'm a different man, hippogriff, whatever." They walked along the path to Twilight's library.

"I'm sure Pinkie Pie will change that, by the way," Twilight added. "That stick of yours, surely there's another way for you to utilize your magic."

"I say he's awesome with it!" Rainbow Dash butted in.

"Well, it is the only way to conjure magic for me, but you ponies. That's a different story."

Twilight began to explain, "Well, it must be obvious for unicorns, pegasi magic help them fly without the wind," Gryffindor wanted some scientific explanation for all of these magic uses. "And earth ponies have magic to help them with their hard physical jobs. I'm sure your stick works like unicorn magic."

"First of all, it's not a stick, it's a wand which is made with mahagoney, it's core is a slender pheonix feather," He told them. "Two: My planet is called Earth. And three: how does a pegasus not have the need of wind for flying?"

"Magic." Gryffindor groaned at the answer. "So you're jealous of magic users?" He wanted to make an Invader Zim reference, so he did.

"This has nothing to do with jelly!" He said in a maniac voice as he puff out his chest and waved his right index in the air. Twilight and Rainbow Dash laughed, but Gryffindor's stomach growled. "Uh, besides hay strips and flower sandwhiches, what to you eat?"

"Well, we can eat apple pie, caramel apples, cake, cupcakes, and all sorts o' good stuff!" Apple Jack said with a smile. His stomach growled even more.

"Pinkie might have something in stock at the party," Rainbow Dash added. "She can have the best cake, at times." His stomach felt emptier by the second.

"OK, moving on," Twilight insisted. "So, what can you do with your wand?" He searched his memory banks.

"Oh! I can make light." He raised his wand. "Lumos!" His wand illuminated the path with an orb of light that reached about four meters. Twilight looked fascinated. "And, wait, do any of you have some valuebles?" They all turned to Rarity, who looked petrified. "Alright, smash your valuebles to the ground." Apple Jack reached for a jewel from Rarity and successfully got one; she threw to the ground. "Reparo!" A spell shot at the jewel and made it's fragments join to make it look like nothing happened. Rarity examined it and gasped.

"It's a miracle!" Rarity cheered and hugged Gryffindor.

"D'aww," the other cooed.

Make jokes of me all you want! This man is a miracle maker!" Gryffindor made a very visible blush.

"Well, we're at the library." Gryffindor raised up a question.

"Why is it called a library if nopony comes here to check books out?" He asked. Twilight ignored him and opened the door. He entered in the dark room and raised his wand. "Lumos!" He muttered. An illumination of many ponies (including Pinkie Pie) showed up and made him jump. The lights turned on.

"Surprise!!!" the ponies all shout loudly. Pinkie Pie bounced up to him.

"Hi! You having fun yet? We have the best cake! Do like balloons! How's your marefriend Rainbow Dash?" She asked so many questions at once. Heck, she gave more questions than a person/pony could answer! Gryffindor decided to just answer them later. He searched for cake, for his stomach felt like it was at war. His eyes locked on to a chocolate cake.

"Thank goodness! Finally!" He got a slice of cake and devoured it in less than a minute.

"Ya like? I hope you do, because no one could resist chocolate! Especially chocolate cake!" She bounced up and down, as if she had Redbull. "Try the cider! It's really good!" She insisted. Twilight came up to Gryffindor.

"Better buckle up." She said. He grabbed the mug in caution.

"Bottoms up." He muttered. He started to drink furiously. Tragic mistake! His mouth felt like a volcano detonated and punched his tongue with magma rocks. "Ah! What did you-"

"Hot sauce!" Pinkie said, holding a red bottle with a flame label on it. He panted as he hoped for cold air to enter his mouth. One thing kept circling his mind, why?

"Why did you put ho- dah!" He pointed his wand into his flame ingulfed mouth and said, "Aquamenti!" A stream of cold water flooded his mouth, giving him relief. "Ok, back to my question. Why? Why did you put HOT SAUCE into the cider? What made you think that putting hot sauce in cider was a brilliant idea?!" Pinkie frowned and made Gryffindor feel bad. "Sorry, I'll leave now…" He left the library and went to a group of trees. He pointed his wand at the edge of a tree and muttered, "Diffindo," cutting the tree down. He sat on the stump in shame, regretting his bad life choices. "Man, I hate it when I feel like a child!" He kicked the stump in anger. Rainbow Dash came out the library door. "What do you want?" He grumbled.

"At least you said sorry." She told him the bright side.

"Sorry isn't enough," He kicked the stump again. "It's one thing to not enjoy her pranks, but it's different to make her sad because she was trying to have fun. It felt… weird to see her frown. Almost sad."

"Well, that's how I felt when see pranked me and I got mad," Rainbow Dash admitted. "Then I helped prank other ponies." Gryffindor's mood didn't rise; he only growled, but he got up and went into the direction of the Everfree Forest. "Don't go there! It's dangerous."

"How?" He grinded his teeth together.

"The animals can live on their own, the clouds move, and the plants can grow by themselves!" She nearly fainted, but he only scoffed.

"Where I'm from, clouds move everywhere, and animals usually leave their families once they reached a certain age," Rainbow Dash gasped. "So that's pretty normal for me. Lumos!"

Gryffindor entered an underground tunnel in the forest after killing manticores and chicken things here and there. The tunnel caved in the entrance.

"Well shit, at the point of no return." He suddenly remeber the God forsaken game, Vanish. Might as well live it, he thought. He raised his wand and muttered, "Lumos!" He progressed into the darkness, already giving him a feeling of dispair. He looked around a path that branch off the original path and noticed that the strait path was a dusty dead end. He had no choice, but to go to the new given path. Another sound of hoofsteps was heard. "Anyone there!?" He shouted. He let his voice echo in the tunnels. A pony-like thing came ran up to to him from behind. "Shhiia!!" He ran away. "Knox!" His wandlight went away. It made a hissing noise as it chased him.

"Gryffindor!" He heard Rainbow Dashes' voice say.

"Damn! Am I audio hallucinating?" He shook his head as he ran. "No, of course not. If I knew I was, I would hear it, right?" He gave himself that sense of doubt. He kept his pace slow and quiet after the chase had stopped.

"Gryffindor!" He kept his mind out of it, but it persisted."Please!" He ran into a dead end and stopped dead, and no, the pun wasn't intended. The pony-like thing came up to him, but didn't attack him. He held his breath as the thing went away. He sighed and rubbed his sweat off his forehead.

"Please, let me go home," He pleaded to the universe. He went and took a left. His heart skipped a beat when the chaser was scratching the right wall and looked at him. It reached out and started to walk towards him. "No, no! Fuck you!" He ran and took another left, and the thing was there as well. His mind screamed at him to run away, so he listened. "Every single one of these tunnels has that damned thing in it!" He started to shake as he walked.

"Are you there, Gryffindor!?" He shook his head.

"No! Why!" He kept running, but dead ends kept running into him. "I don't care about those voices! Just get me out!" He ran into another dead end. This ain't good. Not good at all. He looked behind him. "Oh good Lordy, it's not there." A buzz echoed in his ear. He looked to his right; a tunnel appeared. He crawled inside, hoping there were no obstructions. Powder from rocks fell down. He felt the darkness close in on him. He brought out his wand. "Lumos Maximus." He whispered. The wand flared a light, illuminating the tunnel. Something buzzed in his pocket.

"What?" He stopped and pulled the buzzing item. It was a camera. Along came(get your mind out of the gutter) a hook to hold the camera while resting on his shoulder. He examined the hook, and placed it on his shoulder. It impaled his shoulder blade. "Duagh!" He yelped.

"Administering medical supplies if impaled." The camera buzzed. He felt sutff in his shoulder blade whir… the pain left.

"Oh, good." He thanked. "Now, how do to start a video?" He pressed a button.

"If you would like, this camera will use your eyesight to take/record three demensional photos or videos." He looked at it.

"Cool, but no thanks." He tooked the camera into his hands. "Is this the button?"

"To record a video, say record video." He smiled.

"Record video," he repeated. A red light started to flash. "Cool. Stop video." The flashing stopped.

"Throw file away?" The camera asked.

"Yes." He confirmed. "All righty then." He sighed. "3… 2… 1… Record video." The flashing started. "Hey guys, it's michi037, this might be my last… um, video from… me." He looked down at the floor. "Now you may be thinking that I'm… dah, ya know. Acting." He sighed. He turned on the camera flashlight. "How am I gonna get this up on the internet…" he muttered. A rattling hissing noise grew closer. "Shit!" he hissed. The chaser walked passed the tunnel, no notion of it noticing the tunnel. The chasers rattling tongue grew quiet.

"You saw that?" He crawled out of the tunnel. "Options, left, foward, or right?" He deciphered the descisions in a precise way. "Or this wa- oh wait, that's where I came from. Shit." He moved to the left path. "No wait, that's where it went." He went to the right (direction) path. His footsteps tapped loudly, so he started running. He relised something, his footsteps are louder when he walked. He took a deep breath and sprinted. He ran into an intersection, but all three paths were blocked. "Fuck it," he muttered. "Reducto!" The front path blew to bits. He started to make a stairway upwards. A hissing came closer. He turned around, "Stupefy!" The purseur fell to the ground, representing a frozen body. He returned to his original intention. He finally reached the surface.

Still in the Everfree, it made it hard to allow him to breathe. Hopefully, he doesn't pass out from lack of oxygen. And he jinxed it.

He passed out.

"Fuu!!!!" He shouted.

He found himself in a space like territory, but that was an assumsion. His vision was blurred and warbly.

"Enjoying your stay?" He recongnized the voice.

"Go to Hell, Discord," he told him. "Where am I?"

"In space," Discord said. How was he breathing? Magic probably. He pointed his wand at Discord, but he laughed at his weapon.

"Give me answers, who sent me here?" He growled.

"And I thought you should've figured that out, by now." Discord muttered to himself.

"Crucio!" Discord felt excruciating pain, even though nothing seemed to be happening to him. It gave him more pain than what his chaotic magic could do.

"I sent you to Equestria!" He stopped pointing his wand at Discord. "Just to cause a little trouble!"

"How do I get back, a few hints are fine, but no rhyming riddles." Discord cleared his throat and pulled out a hint book.

"To get back, you must know where it is, you must believe you can do it, and think it over." Gryffindor nearly died. He wasn't good with guessing.

"Well, I have no ideas so far," he admitted. "But am I unconscious?"

"Eh," Discord tipped his paw both ways.

"So if I'm here, where am I in reality?" Discord snapped one of his talons and projected Gryffindor asleep in a bed.

"In Lyra's house, and she has taken quite a liking to you," he raised his eyebrows up and down. Gryffindor blushed and pointed his wand at Discord as a threat.

"So, can I wake up now?" Discord pointed behind Gryffindor, opening a portal to reality. "Oh, and fuck you, Discord."

"That's one way to leave a father." Discord muttered.

Seconds After He left

Rainbow Dash entered the library in melancholy. That's pretty normal for me... Her friends joined her as she walked through the building. No one enters the forest without a plan and a justified purpose. Only a psychopath would do that. They looked at her, only keeping Rainbow Dash's head down even lower.

"What's wrong?" Twilight began to asked.

"He's in there." She replied. A sigh of dispair left her esophagous.

"There?" Rarity asked. A feeling impaled her. "You mean...?"

"Yes, there." Rainbow Dash sighed. A door opened. Someone was running.

"Rainbow Dash!"Gryffindor took her hoof and press his lips against hers. She put her right front leg around the back of his neck. He softly gripped the back of her mane. He fell back onto the floor where Rainbow Dash fell on him. They stopped and looked at each other. Rainbow Dash rested her neck on Gryffindor's shoulder. And it was that moment that they realized that everyone is looking at them. And I said 'that' a lot. And I'm breaking the fourth wall. What? Anyways, back to this.

"Nooo!!!" Some pony shouted.

"What?" Gryffindor asked about his predicament.

"My fanfictions! Ruined!!!" He replied. Gryffindor got the sensation to puke.

"What's a fanfiction?" Twilight asked. He got up, and thought about that.

"Okay, are you ready to risk you innocence," he asked. The mare nodded, and he sighed. "A fanfiction is a story written by a fan about a charactor involving weird aspects." He was not ready for the next part. "And he, or she, can also write sex storys between the writer and others. Or others with others."

"Is that it?" She asked. He groaned once more.

"And they can masturbate to it. Which I do not much appreciate it." He responded. "And did you write any sex?!"

"Yes!!!" The good stallion replied.

"I hope I don't see you again!" The crowd laughed.

"Why you got to be so ru-hu-hude?" The stallion sang to the tune.

"And I say to you, my good sir, good day!" He replied. He turned to the group of seven. "Weird, and intruiging, but okay."

Rainbow Dash woke up in a bed. The pitch black sky gave no illumination through the windows. She heard aa rustling next to her. She regconized the size of the bed. It was a queen sized bed. She gave her eyes a little time to adjust to the lighting. She looked to her side again, viewing Gryffindor.

"What?" She whispered to herself. Quietly getting out the bed, she wonder if the party was a dream. She walked down some stairs. Opening a refridgerator, she got a glass of milk.

"Where are you?" His voice. There was a knock on the window next to the refridgerator. Gryffindor, looking tired but terrified, was motioning to opened the window. She opened the window and jumped out, then closed it again.

"Don't worry, I saw it too." He said. "And you're still wearing your wonderbolts pajamas."

"What's 'it'?" She asked. He pointed upwards. She looked through the window, and it was the thing that was next to her when she woke up. And it w as walking. "Please, get us out of this place." She worried.

"Okay, two options." He looked to the woods. "We could go over the fence, but that's the Everfree forest. And we were assigned to be the guardians of this place." Then he looked to his right. "Or we could go through the fence exit and take the path out of here."

Rainbow Dash asked, "What's the downside?"

"For all I know, it isn't deaf." He replied quietly. "And that door squeaks like hell."

"Any advantages?" She hoped.

"We could go through the exit quickly, and the squeak would be fast." He said. "And it can't see, so going over the fence isn't much trouble. And the front house door is locked, so it would give us some time."

"Sometimes, I regret your existence." Rainbow Dash said.

"So do I," he sighed. Her vision blurred away, and felt like she was dropped from a cliff.

Her eyes were in a state of adjustment. Her back was on a bed, a hospital bed, and a cake stood on a stool next to her. To her right were her friends, and they all seemed to smile, but one was missing. She jumped off the bed.

"Where is he?" She panicked. "I don't see him!"

"Who, darling?" The prissy pony asked. They exchanged perplexed gestures.

"Gryffindor!" She exclaimed.

"Rainbow Dash, we don't know where his was and is." Twilight confessed. "You've been in a strange coma for two years, and he is gone for two years." Rainbow Dash broke into tears. "I'm sorry, but no one has found him. You can have the cake."

She had no desire for cake.