I'll Make a Title Later…

"Lrya, it's waking up!" Gryffindor heard faintly.

"He is?!" He opened his eyes and rubbed them. Bon Bon was next to the bed he was sleeping on.

"Um, hi." He waved his hand.

"Yeah, uh Lyra's been waiting for years for you to wake up." He got up in shock.

"Sorry, did you you say years?" Bon Bon nodded in response.

"Damn." Lyra came bursting through the door.

"Wow! Lemme see!" She grabbed his hand. "Still human, good." He gently pulled his hand away from her.

"I'm starting to wish that I slept forever." He said. "But, yay." Lyra gave him a hug. He looked at Bonbon. She only rolled her eyes in response. "Alright, you can stop hugging me." Lyra did stop, but she kept grinning.

"You know, Twilight and Rainbow Dash thought you were, you know," She stopped there.

"Right, so where's my wand?" Lyra pointed towards a chair; his wand was sitting there.

"So Lyra, remember the thing he could help us with?" Bon Bon said.

"Oh, um. There's a closet, and we thought you could help us open it," Lyra told him.

"And where is it?" He asked. Lyra and Bon Bon led him to the first floor, and pointed towards a closet. They gave him an instruction manual. "Seems simple."

"That's what we thought." Lyra said.

"Let's see, uh connect those two cords there. Might help us with something," Bon Bon did connect them, but nothing happened. "Fuck, uh. This may take a while. Connect those." Lyra did what she was told to do. "Then connect those so electricity goes into the machine." Bon Bon groaned.

"What?" Lyra asked her.

"We're stupid. There's a button." She pressed it; the closet doors opened.

"You're not gonna look for a button if the instructions tell you about cords and connections!" Gryffindor threw his hands up. "Fucking shit!"

"Well, you might want to hide," Gryffindor raised an eyebrow. "Celestia thinks you can help the elements of harmony,"

"I'll be exposed later, then." He entered the closet and shut the doors. He heard the doors of the house open. "Lumos," Gryffindor muttered quietly.

"Hey Lyra, ya seen a human about this tall?" He heard Rainbow Dash said.

"Um, no. Not at all." She said nervously. "Why a human?"

"Because we all think that he can help us," Twilight answered. "And are you sure you haven't seen one around here?"

"Not really," Lyra said with a rather fake depressed tone of voice.

"Alright, you let us know if you do." Twilight sounded disappointed. He heard the doors close, and the closet doors opened. He felt the breeze of the ceiling fan pass his ears.

"Do you need anything?" Lyra asked.

"How 'bout coffee?" Gryffindor asked.

They sat down in the living room in a quiet manner. Lyra sat down in a way a human would usually sit in. Gryffindor started tapping his foot after a minute or so, after he finished his coffee. Lyra got a notebook out. It was question time! Yay, and a bit of boo. She also brought out a quill.

"So, how does it feel to be human?" Gryffindor knew the answer.

"Embarrasing," he said in ae. "Terrible."

"How would rate the life of a human?" He could feel Lyra losing her patience.

"Four stars." He raised four fingers. "Two enthusiastic thumbs up." Lyra flipped to the next page of the notebook. She cleared her throat.

"How would you describe the life of a human?"

"Embarrasing, don't know if you remember that." She threw down the notebook in defeat.

"Alright, anything else to say?" Part of the house exploded.

"Nope!" Gryffindor said. They all looked at one another, then they looked at Gryffindor. "What?!"

"Use that wand of yours!" Bon Bon yelled. He pointed it towards himself.

"Let's see I I can…" then he turned into Armin from Attack on Titan and had his voice from Adridged on Titan. "Yes!" He sounded like Urkle. "Call me Armin, but the plan is pretty risky." He went outside to see the Princess and Royal Guard with cannons. He raised up both of his hands, as if he was surrendering.

"Please don't kill us, please
'Cause we really don't wanna die!
And if you do not kill us,
We'll bake you lots of pies!"

"Armin, what the buck are you doing?!" Lyra yelled. Twilight and her friends were in the .

"I'm winning them over with the power of song
If you don't wanna die, I suggest you sing aloooong!"

"Nah, we're good where we are." Bon Bon declared.

"Well I guess I could be wrong,"

Twilight and her friends brought out music guitars, except Rainbow Dash.

"What buck are you guys doings?!" She shot at them.

"Hey, their singing for their lives," Twilight pointed out the obvious. "Might as well help 'em." They strummed the guitars.

"Please don't kill us, please
If you don't I'll help you out!
Please don't kill us, please!
We know you have your doubts!
But if you let us live, I can give peace,
If you let us live, I can give you a piece!
If group of us live one in all
Just don't shoot us with cannon balls!"

Lyra and Bon Bon decided to sing along.

"Please don't kill us, please
We don't wanna die!
And if you do not kill us,
We'll bake you lots of piiiiiiiiiiieeeeeed-ha-iiieees!"

Everypony remained silent.

"The cannons are reloaded, sir," a guard said.

"Good! Ready, set!" Shining Armor raised his right hoof. "F-!" Luna pulled back his hoof just about when he was going to swing it down.

"Where did that beautiful music come from?" Luna said.

"You gotta be bucking kidding me!" Rainbow Dash yelled.

"So, Luna. What made you think it was good?" Gryffindor asked in his normal form.

"I heard the sound of pleading, and it amused me." She said.

"I'm suprised that worked!" Lyra said in a fascinated tone of voice. She kissed him blissfully because of his work.

"Get a room, you two." Bon Bon groaned.

"Well, it wasn't original, the song." Gryffindor admitted.

"So, may I have your name?" Luna asked politely. "IT'D BE "COOL" TO KNOW YOU! Excuse me, I tend to use the Royal Canterlot Voice."

"It's alright, the ridiculousness in this world is normal for you ponies." He derped out.

"So, um. How good is your world?" Lyra asked.

"Oh, it's just a total nightmare, it's our policy. Something about Hell on Earth." Lyra and Bon Bon laughed. Twilight and the others came up behind him.

Pinkie spoke first, "It's ok about what happened at the party! It was ment to be funny, but it made you angry, so that's my fault!"

"Thanks, but it was suppose to be funny, and I got very angry at you, so it's more of my fault than yours," Pinkie smiled.

"Okey-dokey-loki!" Gryffindor smiled, but made him think somethng was wrong.

"Wait, where's Rainbow Dash," Twilight pointed towards the direction of Rainbow Dash. "Thanks," He walked towards the direction of where she pointed, and soon saw Rainbow Dash; she was bawling her eyes out. "Um, is there something… wrong?" She looked at him with tearful eyes.

"Oh, not really, you're happy with Lyra, that's w-what matters, right?" Rainbow Dash tried to supress her tears.

"Shit, um." Come on, say something, you dick! "I'm sorry?" God, why am I such an asshole? "Well, just because it's me and her, it doesn't mean I don't like you."

"Well, I had to think you were dead for over a month, a month!" She yelled in her defense. "Do you know how it felt?!"

"I'll uh, answer that later," You're such an asshole,

Why are you calling yourself an asshole?

'Cause it's true!

"Horrible! Even Scootaloo found out and thought it was funny to see me cry!" Gryffindor gather a sense of guilt. He nearly lost his sanity because of his sister when he was ten, but this was different.

"Alright, sorry, but I was in some sort of coma. So I guess it's my fault. Wait, what?" Rainbow Dash gaped. "I'll make pies, I think I can make a pie." Rainbow Dash smiled as she wiped a tear off her check. "Just don't shoot me with cannon balls."

"Thanks, but the other probably heard me cry," Gryffindor chuckled. "What?"

"Herd, eh,eh? No one? Ok, let's make up a story. Let's say that you had a better plan in mind, but you were sad because you were uh," He stared off into space.

"I was sad because I didn't get to try out my brilliant plan?" Rainbow Dash finished for him.

"Yeah," Gryffindor confirmed. "Let's say that." They went back to group.

"We heard crying," Twilight said.

"That's because Rainbow Dash had a better plan than mine to save me," Gryffindor began.

"And I didn't get to try it out." Rainbow Dash finished for him. The others smiled.

"Well, that's great and all, but can I have a moment with you?" Lyra asked. Gryffindor shrugged his shoulders in response. The other left them in silence. "So, why do you describe your world terrible?" She asked as they walked towards a tree stump.

"It's not a good place. You know how Equestria is peaceful for almost everyday?" Lyra nodded. "Well, picture something close to the oppisite of that."

"Sounds terrible." Lyra thought out loud. Gryffindor nodded in agreement as he sat down on a stump.

"There's government falling down on itself," Lyra looked at him with a questionable face. "It's like the Princess fighting each other, breaking their own rules. Plus, there's desease, desease warnings."

"Could you give me an example?" Lyra asked.

"Well, ants have a cortycepts that force their bodies in a parasite control, scientist worrying about that being able to adapt to the human body. And there's war, weapons of war."

"What?" Gryffindor sighed and pointed his wand at the ground.

"Diffindo," He threw a shape on the ground that looked like a pistol. "That's a weapon, it can kill many things. Including me."

"Wow, but go on." Lyra insisted.

"Well, there is… what is there? It's so hard to think of a world like this. It's impossible to have a world like this, then again, it exist." A flash of light appeared behind him; it was Discord.

"Still wishing you could go back?" Discord said.

"Yes, this isn't… normal for a human," Gryffindor admitted. "And Lyra, his powers could nearly explain Earth!"

"Well, you're still clueless about how to get back to Earth, right?" Gryffindor raised his middle finger at him.

"Everything on Earth is going to shit." Gryffindor spat. Discord rubbed his hands in an evil manner.

"Sounds like a world I could live and rule in." Discord muttered. Gryffindor turned into a hippogriff and scrapped Discord's chest.

"It may be shit, but you have no right to make it worse!" He pointed at Discord. "So go back to Hell!" He snapped his finges and teleported behind Gryffindor. He apparated two feet away.

"Where did you get the name?" He questioned. "Was it just random, or memory?"

"Discord, why are you here?" Lyra asked. He merely chuckled, and created a physics defying glass of chocolate milk.

"You violated the laws of physics!" Gryffindor yelled.

"I'm simply here if he can remember anything before this." Discord explained. He snapped again. "How about a history lesson!" His evil laugh was emitted through the air.

He was in that space dimension again, and there was a table with three members. These members were Tirek, King Sombrero (Yes, I am calling him King Hat), and Discord. They seemed to keep to themselves, and they had nervous expressions.

"Sombrero?" Gryffindor called out. They turned to him.

"That ends our blackjack game." Tirek groaned.

"Discord, let me out." He demanded. Discord slithered around him, and carried the slight serious face. This is going to be fun.

"After this," Sombrero told him, "Tell him, friend."

"Why, he's stupid." Discord said.

"I will eat you and your first born child." Gryffindor threatened. The three laughed and sighed.

"Why would you eat yourself?" Discord asked.

"I said you and your firs born chi-"... It struck him. He pulled out his wand and pointed it at Discord. He switched to Sombrero.

"What, you wish to duel," Sombrero asked. "If you wish." Gryffindor holstered his wand in anger. They walked five paces away from their opponent, with gives a distance of 14'9". Discord snapped his fingers and Ho-ohs battle music in Omega Booty and Alpha Senpai was put on a high volume.

Now, when I was making this, there was a problem. You will need to find the music yourself. I'm sorry, but I couldn't surpass the problem. Allow me to tell you the problem. And I want to point this out now because I didn't want readers to wonder.

As I was thinking, I wanted a Pokémon duel with Gryffindor and Sombra. I liked Ho-ohs music, and I'm in the Pokémon fandom as I'm writing this. I downloaded the soundtrack and thought, why not? I find a three minute, high-quality version of the track. My problem starts by remembering that instead of the "www", there was an "m". I would also like to note that I am writing on a tablet. I switch the "m" to the standard "www", and I enter it in the "chain link" option. I enter the URL and the text, but it says "Insert a URL". I return the "www" to the "m". Still, no positive response.

If you took the time to read this, thank you. I hope you understand the problem. I'll leave a non-linked URL for you to copy and paste in Youtube. If you have anything for a solution, please let me know. Once again, I'm sorry.

Gryffindor pulled out a great ball and threw it into the field, and out came Ho-oh. Sombra pulled out a master ball and threw out Giratina.

"Ho-oh, use Brave Bird!"

"Shadow force, Giratina!"

Ho-oh was close to strike the Giratina that Sombrero threw out, but Giratina was invisible the moment it tried to strike. A minute passed, and it attacked Ho-oh with a powerful dark orb. The screech was painful to listen to, but Ho-oh instantly fainted. The music died down.

"The fuck?" Gryffindor exclaimed.

"Either way, Brave Bird would not effect Giratina," Sombrero started. "It disappears from sight, making it invunerable."

"Well, I knew that," Gryffindor told. "It's just that the battle was so short."

"Gryffindor, you will put my apprentice in danger," an omnipotent voice called out. "You will now be pursued by my royal guard and will be brought to trial, for you have affiliation with the God of Chaos." Gryffindor turned around.

"Celestia?"

"Run, my son!"

Gryffindor ran up a hill for his escape. He thought he had escaped sucessfully. He was admiring the grass, and it looked nice. It has been two hours since he was confronted by Celestia. He looked upon the hill once more.

"Fuck." He muttered.

The fucking entire military of Equestria was marching up the hill. And the worse part is, Celestia is involved in the center of the soldiers. Instead of fighting back, he had a great idea. He sat down, and pulled out his 3DS.

No, it wasn't the 3DS XL that could use amiibos. It was a regular 3DS. He turned it on, and launch Majora's Mask 3D. He had yet to beat Stone Tower Temple. Unfortunately, his brother wasn't around to help him with the temple. He made Link wander around aimlessly.

Everyone else was just watching him, staring at his 3DS. It was a foreign object, something they had never seen before. They wondered why chose to pull out an entertainment device, rather than to fight back until tired.

"What?" Gryffindor looked away at the screen and looked at the small army. "I might as well do something." They didn't find it funny. Yet, at the same time, they didn't find it as a hostile act.

He heard fast hoofsteps behind him, but ignored the sound. He continued playing, practically entranced by the music in Stone Tower Temple. He still went around the temple, not knowing what to do. Realizing that he was so dependent on his brother's help, he looked behind him.

It was Lyra, still searching for him. He wasn't sure if it was a relieving fact, or just something else. It was just nice to know someone who didn't want to kill him was around.

"Hi, Lyra." He said, "Mind helping me with this game?"

"Sure, is it hard?" She asked.

"I'm stupid," he replied, "So it's probably easy for most people." He had low self-esteem, that was a fact.

"OK," she said, "I see what I can do."

They walked back to Lyra's house. Gryffindor kept staring at the top screen, with Lyra guiding him if he drifted away from the path to the house.

Once they reached the house and got inside, Gryffindor quickly searched for a couch. He handed the 3DS to Lyra and fell asleep.