Sweet Apple Acres 200 years before establishment.

A lone pony walked in the medow of leading to the Everfree forest, enjoying his solitude. The pony was holding a seed of sorts. "This soil is rich, this land is good. I believe that it shall serve my plans well to plant it here. No pony comes near here anyway based off the intelligence I’ve gathered! To believe that in a few hundred years, my kind shall rise once more more from the ashes just as the mighty phoenix! She thought she could stop me, Bah! That Princess may have killed my queen and the rest of my people with her but I’ll laugh last when I emerge from the soil and make that Alabaster Bitch pay. All hail Yggdrasil!” And with that the mare thrusted the seed into the ground and vanished with it, her essence seeping into the very soil to recuperate.

Sweet Apple Acres 1.5 Years before present time

Water splashed on my face. Ugh, it’s still raining, I actually spent the night here most of the week. Granny wanted me here for the reunion saying that I was as much of an Apple as any of them. In the past six months, I’ve done a lot for the family physically and financially. This family had grown on me and I on them. The funny part was I couldn't have my room to myself because a few family members stayed due to the horrible rain. Leaving me to sleep in the funhouse, a pen full of humans not fit for work or breeding.

The girls and guys here have one job, fuck the shit outta whoever they're told to and they usually do it well. I didn’t even care much since I spent a chunk of my time here anyway. My side job at the farm is making sure the females are satisfied since some humans and ponies are just shitty lays. Speaking of lay, I was laying next to Clementine, a popular girl men would line up for her like crazy by looks alone...then they’d immediately about face when the caught a whiff of her. She’s perfect with a cute face ample tits and ass and damn, those hips! She’s definitely a crowd pleaser. It’s too bad that she’s infertile and most human men are appalled by the smell of such a woman. With me not being a human from this world, I found her scent ravaging and gave no shits that she couldn’t conceive. That wouldn’t stop me from tapping that...if she let me and she did! “Fuck yes!” I said to myself and did a fistpump.

I stayed in the barn since I had no intention of getting my ass soaking wet. Besides I've got a veritable sex goddess right in front of me. Work would be a no go because of this natural rain coming in from the sky. Pegasi tried to clear it but the weather ain’t going nowhere. That’s what happens when they make too many “perfect” days weather magic overload and bam a whole week of nonstop uncontrollable rain. That’s right, these clouds were like everfree clouds. Dash's fill-in didn’t heed my letter I warned her she was overdoing it. I had to do it in Zecora’s hoofwriting to make it believable.

The letter read as follows: “Dear Rainbow Dash, Captain of the Ponyville weather team. The towns weather has been wonderful and as the sun is concerned hasn’t missed a beam. For better circumstances I do yearn, but the lack of rain and drooey days has caught my concern. Trust me from situations past, this situation needs remedied and fast! Dear rainbow my warning you must head, for if not the consequences you shall reap indeed! Sunny days are not always meant to be. Trust one from the Everfree!”

I tried to warn her and I gave Zecora the heads up before I sent the letter to Dash of course. This wasn’t even her fault since she had been in the hospital for about a month because of her crash. I read her chart (discretely). The bones in her wings were shattered and would take at least three months of therapy and medical attention before she’d be back on the job even with the potion Zecora and I brewed to aid her bone (Re)growth! I had been slipping her Daring do books and going to visit her, so getting her the letter wasn’t a problem. No offense but if I left it to that mail mare, it wouldn’t get to her in time. Not that it mattered since the bitch currently in charge didn’t make it rain city wide for a month and brushed off her (and my) suggestion that it rained a little more often.

My guess is after this, that bitch is getting fired or demoted. A lot of ponies were inconvenienced by this, so it doesn’t surprise me that the cloudsdale weather is paying for Dash to get the best treatment to expedite her release. Truth be told, I’m surprised that the town’s weather team didn’t know better themselves. Letting the thought die, I get my fill of Clem’s scent and look around for an umbrella or coat of some sort. While I love spending time in the funhouse, I got shit to do at the castle. I love the Apple family but I need to get back to my other job, monster hunting.

There wasn’t anything I could use to protect myself from the onslaught of the rain. Taking a moment to weigh the pros and cons of just running to house versus just straight walking. “Considering I’m going about 100ft walking would be better than running since running would just make me wetter. Thank you Mythbusters!” There’s another Idea for making some money. I think I’ll put that one in the maybe pile for now. It was pouring out there so I decided to wait it out for a bit, hoping it would slow down to a sexy drizzle knowing full well it wasn’t going to stop until tomorrow. Checking outside revealed it was still pouring I walked out of the funhouse ten minutes later and kept a calm pace to the house humming a mashup of Singing in the rain and Umbrella. Dancing the whole time since I love the fucking rain every now and again .

My humming quickly turned into singing and I felt a surge come through me and the rain slowed down. Oh boy, here comes a song of harmony. Humans and ponies came out there shelters with umbrellas! One of said ponies was AJ who sang (most of) the umbrella parts while I took singing in the rain. I was rhythmically kicking and splashing while doing some tricks with my umbrella. Everyone was matching said tricks with little to no effort and having fun doing so. So much fun that nopony noticed that I was happily singing with Applejack, who had easily become one of my best friends in the past six months Everyone except me and Applejack went back to what they were doing, harmonizing magic is funny that way.

Much to my surprise, the rain calmed down after I was done getting my glee on...literally. “Well that was kinda fun, sugarcube! I know what you were singing but what the hay was I singing?” Applejack asked me

“The name of the song is Umbrella and I can’t believe everyone just matched my choreography. Harmonizing magic is awesome!” The performer in me made a fistpump at what had just happened. Maybe I could make some bits off doing this type of stuff...nah, but it is fun to do every now and then! AJ chuckled while rolling those sexy green eyes. Damn she can be so cute sometimes! I’ve tried hitting on her and so far, nothing. I can live with being her friend for a while, but I can see me and her being a good couple.

I shook the thought off and headed for my castle since I now had an umbrella courtesy of the performance. It’s still funny how when a song of harmony is concerned that ponies just don’t question it. In fact I bet that in an hour all of them will swear that AJ was singing with a stallion.

“Where ya goin, sugarcube? We're having breakfast in the house and last I checked, you was parta this here family!” Was that indignation coming from her? No it was tenderness. She wants me to stay and with a warm stare like that, how can I say no? Placing my hand on her shoulder, I walk in the house with her (but not before leaving my shoes at the doorstep. They were way too muddy and waterlogged. A hot meal of Apple Cinnamon waffles with a side of zap apple jam, potato’s o'brien, eggs and...holy shit Smith made me bacon! I’d voice my happiness at this if we were alone but the seeds were saying here until they could get back on their hooves, so that was a no go. I could give her a hug and a kiss, that might be enough to show it.

“Yer welcome Hunter. After all ya done did yesterday, I figured ya’d have a big appetite.” The seeds were looking at Smith like she was going senile for speaking with a human like it was a pony. She’s barely fifty, you dicks! And most humans can comprehend emotion and body language. *Yes, I made her a bit younger considering what family we’re talking about I'd assume Apples breed young.* I'm going to be stuck with these guys for at least six months. Considering that their home was destroyed due to an earthquake that measured a six on the scale and they weren't covered for seismic damage, I gave them some slack. Walking to the table I greet Babs and Bloom with a kiss of there cheeks. I'd like to greet them with a smile, but native humans can't smile. As for Big Mac, he got a head nod and returned said head nod. I took my seat between Smith and AJ, picked up the proper utensils and began eating.

It goes without saying that the seeds were surprised to see a human with manners such as mine to be here on the farm. Bab's mother Red Delicious, a delicious red unicorn took to staring at me as I ate. A few minutes later and she's still staring. Ok what is she looking at? I'm eating carefully, so there ain't nothin on my face. Then she got up and I got a good look at her flank, damn does she have an ass on her! That ass was so good that Booty Wurk started playing in my head. As she waked my way, shakin that ass, I whistled the hot damn whistle at her. I noticed her cutie mark when I stopped focusing on that ass. To my surprise it was a coat of arms made of crossing toothbrushes that had apples on the ends. She’s a dentists! "Cousin Applejack, I'd like to inspect Hunter's teeth if you don't mind." She declared in a bit of excitement and in her country accent no less.

I opened my mouth before AJ could say anything and wagged a finger at red to come. She came to me and took a look at my teeth. She grabs a camera."Not a single cavity and plaque levels are acceptable, this mouth is immaculate! Hs dental hygiene is better than most ponies and I'm sad to say my family is in that bracket. These bicuspids are amazing and then there's these canines, there bigger and sharper than any human I've ever seen. The spell indicated that there are no signs of tampering with them either. If I had to guess, I'd say they were about as sharp as a dragon’s fangs!" My kin looked at me with concern, no doubt about it they were looking for signs of anger in me. I tend to get as ferocious as a dragon when I get angry and right now, I'm not angry at all. I'm getting to monopolize the time of a total cutie!

About thirty minutes later, Red reached in her bag to give me a lollipop or something. Lollipop, I was right. I laid one on her as soon as she turned to me. I slipped her a little bit of tongue and she reciprocated! That was way better than a silly lollipop. Everyone else had been long gone since she got into her scientific mode. "Hunter you naughty boy, you. Well that's it for now be sure to floss and rinse regularly. Why am I telling this to a human? Force of habit I guess." I couldn't help but chuckle to myself at that. "Hunter, follow me to the cellar, please. I have some work for you big boy." In the week she had spent here, she had borne witness to my strength. I made Big Mac look like a foal by carrying triple his workload and finishing in a third of the time. Being a monster hunter (and subsequently part dragon) means you must have speed strength durability and intellect.

Delicious flat out raised her tail straight up, giving me an amazing view of the goods and cooed at me then bent over. "Come get it, hurry boy!" Man, she's horny. Hubby must not be giving her the business. She attacks my dick with a sensual magic grip as soon as my pants were off. I dont care if she’s married, if hubby ain't tapping that, then I will! She is too damn hot to not be getting any. As I moaned and groaned from the sensations she was giving me, Red was touching herself like a madmare. The illicit sounds of her cries and sighs drove me wild. As she continued the effort on my crotch, I started moving my hips in the magic cocksleeve. Which wasn’t bad in my book. But it's not what I want! "What's the matter big boy, want some apple pie? Speak up if that's the case! I know you can talk I heard you helping Babs and Bloom with their homework. If you don't speak, it means I'm crazy...I don't want to be crazy!"

I had been caught. And she's right, I do want to devour the warm apple pie that’s directly in front of me. She won't tell anypony, she’s family. "This feels good, but it ain't what I want. Please come here and give me some of that Red Delicious pie." My dick got bigger and harder, it’s been a bit since I fucked a pony.

"I knew it, I'm not crazy!" She started dancing and waving her ass around in the air. Wasn't much of a surprise to me that her concentration broke and the sleeve disappeared. While she continued her "not crazy" dance, I began stroking my cock. Delicious kept doing her dance so when her ass was in position, I grabbed it and in to that delightfully warm wet and tight hole my cock went. That got her to pay attention to me.

Delicious gave off a surprised yelp that quickly turned into a pleasured moan. It didn’t take her long to start backing up into me with an epic need for my mighty dick, a need that I would be a dumbass not to satisfy. Thanks to Lyra, I know that a unicorn's horn is an erogenous zone, so I put my years of experience with her onto another. I began teasing her horn in a gentle motion. A small flick here with twirl and a lick every couple of thrust. As I began to stimulate her clit with my free hand, her horn glowed and a small blast came from her horn. I wasn’t expecting her to horngasm that quick!

"This is so embarrassing. Hunter you're a naughty boy!" I find it funny that you're saying that with an O face on. And your voice is proving your enjoyment. "Where did you learn all that anyway. Not many non-unicorns now how to handle a horn like that." Without giving her my life story, I tell her about Lyra my best friend (with benefits).

Red rolled over and took the top in a position that showed me everything. If I wasn’t at full mast already, I am now! " Your apple pie is ready. Please dig in!" I noticed the door open as soon as my dick entered her. I was outta her and had my pants back on in seconds and grabbed something heavy and started "working" before whoever came in could get a peep show. Delicious used magic to make the room smell of apples...the actual apples and not hers. Turns out it was Babs and the other crusaders who need my help try for a woodsman cutie mark. It's obvious what their damn talents are but they keep denying them.

"It's cool that Rarity let me come since Hunter's coming. But how'd you know AJ would let you borrow Hunter? "

Bloom and Babs asked me with respect right in front of the other two Crusaders and their heads tilted. "Hunter's got multiple fields of training but his best skill is being able to live in hostile environments. Ain't nothin gonna keep us safer than having Hunter with us!" The other two couldn’t deny that logic. I went to my room to get my stuff, but the fillies had it all on their backs. After I was suited up with my armored clothing, Dragonbane, my bow and a decent array of arrows (both normal and specialty) and a light set of rations, we were ready to go.

"We ain’t goin too far into the Everfree. In fact I'm not taking you more than two klicks in." I clicked to Bloom. She started to protest but stopped when she saw the death glare I was giving her. After a klick and a half north east, I saw a tree that I coulda sworn has been dead since I landed in Equestria. How in the hell is this thing so full of life now? The Apple's tried uprooting it, that didn't work. Twilight and a group of Canterlot's finest tried magic healing, nada. And to top it off Zecora and I tried alchemy and alkahestry of to no avail. And that was last month! Way too late for that to have done anything. Strange looking apples were on the tree.

The fillies were hungry so Bloom went to buck the tree. Being the survivalist I am, I destroyed the fallen apples before the girls could eat them. Bloom pulled me away. "The hay is wrong with you, Hunter? We were hungry and thems was perfectly good apples!"

Chuckling at her comment. "No, they weren't. What they are is unknown and you never ever eat unknown food. This tree has been dead since your great grandpappy started this farm fifty years ago According to smith. Those apples look really weird, lets assume they're poison or cursed. Eat the rations you got and tell your friends what I told you."

Bloom lowered her head in defeat, knowing my logic was sound and did what I said and relayed the info to her friends. "Hunter senses danger from those apples, we should just eat what we got." Nice touch with the last part. The girls frowned a bit they seem to find those apples alluring. I on the other hand, find them disgusting. I grabbed an apple for examination and took the girls to my castle, which was at least three kicks away from that damned tree. I had Bloom tell them that this was my lair and to respect it. She also told them that the place was riddled with traps, so don’t touch anything that looked too important to be left alone.

The girls were napping on the bed I left out for them and i was examining the strange apple.The apples seemed to have a spiral design on them. When I cut it open it had a green fluid oozing out of it and it smelled putrid. Scoots didn’t seem to think so since she dove for the apple in my hand. I subdued her by pressing hard on her pleasure nodes in her wings. Channeling mana into my arm I threw the nasty thing at about 250 km/ph at a tree about 5 yards away. The apple was destroyed but thanks to Scoot’s moaning and the interruption from the CMC, I was horny as a motherfucker . My pressing quickly turned into full on caressing and i started kissing her nodes and bringing a hand down to her honey pot. Oh boy, did that get a reaction out of her

When I removed my hand Scootaloo bent over and put her ass in the air. “Come on boy, let’s have some fun!” Holy shit! She was inviting me to fuck her. The girls weren’t waking up anytime soon and Scoots was about a year younger than I am. There’s no way I can let this chance go to waste. She was waving her ass in the air for me so I’m sure she’s done this before. I put my cock in her face. “Okay, I’ll take care of you. But you gotta do me too.” Wait the way she’s talking to me...does she know? Wonderful, two ponies find out about me in one day. Am I doing a crap ass job at protecting my secret! She must’ve seen the worry on my face. “Secret’s safe with me, Hunter. I've been onto you since day one, won’t even tell Bab’s or Bloom that I know if that’s what you want. Just treat me like a mare and not like a filly. I happen to be of age.” So she’s been in heat already. One look at her pussy and I knew she wasn’t in heat at the moment. But I also noticed that she was by no means a virgin.

Scoots went to work on my dick and I got to work on her pussy. She was sucking like a vacuum and her tongue was twirling around my dick every other motion. As soon as i put my fingers in the mix, she started using her wings to assail my balls. It tickled but it also felt good. Seeing as time was of the essence, we both came to a silent agreement...it’s time to fuck. Scoots got back in that position and made it clear that this was how she wanted to get it. Ponystlye it is then! My now rock hard cock was at the entrance of her soaking wet pussy and it was time to rock!

Grabbing her flanks, I began to put my weight into it. After Scoots made it clear that she wanted it rough. Didn’t take us long to match each other’s rhythm and soon after that I began looking for ways to make her feel better. This had to be done quickly after all. I’m pretty sure the other three Crusaders would have a heart attack from the show of sexiness Scootaloo was giving me. “How you feeling hot stuff?” I just hope the answer is nothing short of amazing otherwise my pride as a “comfort” human (even though i’m just a part-timer) would take a serious blow.

“Why do you even need to ask?” She had a look on her that said ‘I wanna switch positions’, so I let her do so and damn am I happy I did! She took up a cowgirl position and started kissing me with a passion. “You’re way better than the dumb colts at the orphanage! Give...me...MORE.” I reminded her to keep her voice down, I don’t want to deal with that train wreck. There I was laying supine while Scootaloo had her forelegs on my chest as she was bouncing on my dick with a desperate need to orgasm. I was right there with her, I needed to get this done and fast. Grabbing her flanks, I put more gusto into it.

Scoots was grinding harder and I was thrusting faster. We needed to come..soon. At this point we’re both neglecting form for speed. A few more bumps and grinds and boom went the dynamite...for her at least. I could feel her ministrations, good for her but I still hadn't got mine. In a need to reach my own climax, I started pumping harder and faster. I was not about to be denied a second time. Scoots eyes were rolling to the back of her head as I put it into overdrive. She was most likely in a state of continuous orgasm. Her breathing quickly turned into gasp and her wings stiffed even more. A few thrust more and bang... I had reach climax. A part of me wanted to do more with her but I let sense drive me instead of lust, now was not the time to rutt like an animal.

I spent a moment to admire my work, I had thoroughly fucked Scootaloo up. "This ain't love Hunter. But if you keep giving me the business like that, it might just become that way." She said while emptying the evidence out of her love hole. As soon as that's done, I pick her up and walk down to the shower room for more fun and a clean up. But before we got to that I had Scootaloo leave a letter for the soon to be awoken girls and I set perimeter security to max.

One very fun shower later the girls were eating a salad of flower petals. I don’t know how ponies can stand that stuff. Looking at it from their perspective, the same could be said for humans and meat, I guess. "Have a nice showa with Hunta, Scootaloo?" Babs asked while wiggling her eyebrows in a position that only we could see. Well fuck me sideways, she saw us fucking!

Pulling babs downstairs to be out of earshot, I raise an eyebrow. "How long were you watching ya little voyeur" My cajun accent slipped and I think I might be blushing right now.

Babs grins. "Since da blowjob. And I gotta say, you’re a beast. And I mean that in a good way. It looked like she was fellin pretty good too. You plan on makin her your dame?"

I had to think about that one for a bit. Do I honestly want her to be mine? Can I commit myself to this filly; no, to this mare. I started weaning towards no but then I noticed that the thought of her and somepony or someone else was pissin me off. I don't love her yet, but I'm starting to entertaining the thought of a relationship with Scootaloo.

"I can see promise in her. But I don't plan on committing just yet." She gave me a smile and a pat on the back.

"It ain't neva too early ta get workin on dat herd. I wish ya luck, man." Babs gave me a warm hug after that statement.

When we came back up the gilrs were talking about something that had them beam. Scoots wasn’t the type to tell them what went on, so I went to Bloom and patted her on the head and pointed at the sun.

"Well girls, we're burning daylight. Let’s get back ta explorin!" Bloom declared in an excited manner. I was getting ready to take point and then Sweetie screamed. It looked like a monster was preparing to attack her an arrow to the head fixed that.

Sweetie looked at the dead creature then to me and ran into my arms and cried. "Thank you Hunter, you saved me!" Good, she’s not so naive that she couldn’t see it was it or her. I patted her on the head and pointed back at the castle. I need to examine this thing and the girls will be safe inside the castle than in the courtyard.

After I retrieved my arrow, it was time to get some answers to what the fuck this thing was. Taking a close look at the thing it looked like...it can't be, can it? After a second look at the creature, there was no denying that it was at some point a pony however gnarled and wicked it looked. The creature was once a pegasus, it appeared to be undergoing a metamorphosis of some kind before I dropped it. I give no shits about what it was, at this point I'm more worried about what it was becoming. I hadn't seen anything like it in my eight years of living on Equestria. More research would have to be done on the subject. Perhaps I could have Twilight dissect the carcass. Taking one last look, I noticed the head wound was leaking green ooze instead of blood. But what could’ve caused something like....oh sweet Luna, the apple!

After I locked the thing in holding cell that was enchanted with a security ward that made the cell into a virtual quarantine zone. It was time to get the girls the fuck out of here. This time however, I grabbed a small arsenal and we took the quickest route back to the farm...in the opposite direction of the tree. We reached our destination in about ten minutes and I immediately grabbed Fluttershy, who was tending to Winona and had her call Twilight and relay the information of what went down

Twilight arrived about ten minutes later since I had Fluttershy say the words possible new lifeform. "Where is it Fluttershy?" Wow she didn’t waste any time. I had to hold in my laughter at the fact that Twi was on Fluttershy like white on rice. Pulling her away from Fluttershy since she was quivering, I cleared my throat and pointed toward my lair. Once Twilight got the point that I was the one with the 20 on the creature, she eased up on the manic look.

"You know where it is hunter? Take me to it, boy!" Is she seriously shrilling in joy? This girl needs to put down the books and relax for a bit. Grabbing my gear once again, I take point in the expedition to my lair. Much to my chagrin, Fluttershy came is with us. A dead formerly pony body is the last thing I want her seeing. Sweetie is probably gonna have nightmare about the creature but Shy is gonna be worse when she sees its carcass. After about three minutes of walking outside of the farm grounds, I notice a brown and an orange figure. A smirk was building on my face as I pull a flash arrow out of my quiver and fire it at the direction of the bush.

The girls jumped out and conked each other on the heads and gasped. They both had a "what the hay" look on their faces. The of them got thoroughly chewed out by Twi and Shy. Both of them marched back to the house with their tails between their legs...literally. With that done, the march continued.

Twenty minutes later, we arrive in my lair. Twilight is still doing that jumping thing she does when she gets excited and Fluttershy is shivering a bit. "I wonder who set this containment ward up? I seem to find new things each time I come here." Twilight tried to take down the field...nothing happened. She kept trying and still nada. Her face was scrunched up and she was getting aggravated. I was tempted to keep watching, but this was getting sad. When she stopped trying I placed my hand on the console and a ping could be heard. Twilight’s face was priceless.

Twilight blinked a few times and stared for a minute. "It would appear that Hunter has a master key of sorts embedded in him, fascinating. I'm assuming Hunter put the creature you spoke of over the phone earlier further in." Careful with the assumptions, Twilight.

Just to make my silent point, I pressed another panel and the table the carcass was laying on rose from the floor. Twilight was no fool she put up wards around us just incase what ever it had was contagious. She began her analysis which was restating what I already knew so I tuned it out. Oddly enough Fluttershy wasn't terrified of the stiff at all. I gave her a weird look.

"I'm not scared of a corpse, Hunter." Wow, I have never seen her put on such a deadpan attitude before. I think I like this side of her! This was going to take a while. After I was certain that they would be safe, I went to retrieve an apple for Twilight to examine. This time however I stayed to the trees and made it there and back in five minutes.

Twilight noticed my return. "Oh, you're back. What do you have there boy? Come on show me" I had gotten used to being talked to like this but come on! I handed her the apple and sliced it open so she'd connect the dots and confirm my theory...that she would state was hers and technically, it would be. She wasn’t going for the apple. The wards must be shielding them from its allure.

"Twilight, I need you to take some notes for me, please" Twilight grabbed a pen in her magic and I handed her a blank scroll. I tuned out her repetition of my autopsy and continued not to care until she got to the good stuff. "Subject shows signs of internal injuries, its bones appear to have been in a state of contortion prior to its...termination. Subject also appears to possess fangs and a thicker hyde. The green ooze that was seeping from its head appears to have coagulated, meaning that the ooze was its blood. Seeing as the subject was clearly once a pony, it would appear that the strange apple forced a transformation into a more predatory species. The subject however was clearly denied the chance to complete its metamorphosis."

"Based off the evidence laid before us, I'd say it was a good thing the subject was terminated before said metamorphosis could be completed." Wait, did Fluttershy just approve of me killing the creature? "Off the record, well done Hunter. Sweetie might be dead if not for your quick response."

Twilight gave Fluttershy the quill and scroll. "Thank you for your expertise Fluttershy, I'll take it from here." She gave Fluttershy ample time to prepare to scribe. "Also based off the data acquired, it is most likely that the apple contains a mutagen or parasite of sorts within it. Thanks to Fluttershy's autopsy, it has been confirmed that the subject had ingested the apple. The apple also seems to possess an alluring aura to it. Those weak of will may fall victim to it. The best course of action would be to quarantine the area surrounding the source of these apples and if it cannot be understood then it must be destroyed. Analysis on unknown creature formerly of the pony race as performed by Fluttershy, bearer of the element of kindness and Princess Twilight Sparkle."

With that done, I tossed the body and the apple in the incinerator and escorted the ladies back to the farm. Not even 1500 and we had just done an autopsy on an unknown creature. I don't know how this could day get any stranger!

Strange Tree not even five minutes later

A beautiful mare emerges from within the tree, exiting the center as the tree rippled like a rock had been thrown into a pond. The mare gasped as life returned to her and looked up to see a tree that bore great fruit. With the tree full of apples thanks to the mana rich soil of Equestria, she could now enact her plan. The mare smiled a devious smile and cackled two words. “I’m back!”

Author's Note

In the words of the mysterious mare...I'm back! I had intended to make it one full chapter but alas, I didn't have that in me. Don't worry I'm working on part two and it shall be glorious... or at it won't read as slowly as this chapter did. Now that (most of) the buildup is done I can promise you some action in the next part and maybe some back-story on who the fuck this mare is!