YHAY: The Mysterious Sir Elusive
Rise of the Doom Tree part two
Previous ChapterNext ChapterOh how good it is to be back! I remember my last battle with that sun-assed bitch. My queen was lost and I was the last of my kind, I barely made it out alive. "But that was then and this is now!" I cackled to nopony in particular. The blessed tree bears fruit, my plan may yet still come to fruition. Ponies find the apples produced from it to be irresistible. It is with this that I shall build my army! Or at the very least that was the plan. I haven't seen a pony come near the tree since I had risen.
"Perhaps now would be a good time to gather information. It must have been quite some time since I began my slumber." The tree itself was hidden deep within the forest, perhaps nopony has found it yet. That would explain why I don’t feel any of my kind nearby. There is no need to worry though for soon my kind shall rise and take this land for our own! I continued to walk about in search of ponies I could garner information from and yet I find nopony. How much longer will it take!
Twenty minutes later
It was a long walk but I finally found signs of civilization. What was once a barren meadow was now a town booming with life. Ponies walked about in their small town, smiles strewn upon their faces. They seemed to live a worry free life! Now is my chance, I must learn what I can. I look normal enough and it has been a few hundred years minimum. Times must have changed I must know what has occurred before I can make my next move.
“Excuse me miss, are you coming from the Everfree? That area is on a tight lockdown due to some sort of monster trouble right now. You’re lucky you got out of there okay.” The Mare before me stood with stature, she must high in the guard.
“Yes I was traveling from the next town over and got lost. However I saw nothing out of the ordinary miss…”
“Oh forgive me, I didn’t give you my name. Name’s Jazz Apple! But you can call me Jazz.” Oh my, looks like I haven’t lost my touch in the years gone by! Perhaps I can gain my knowledge from this mare and have a little fun while I’m at it. The guard seemed to be brimming with enthusiasm.
"Hellon Jazz. My name is Misty Breeze, could you tell me where we are? I have a bad sense of direction." I asked the guard while laying on a bit of honey. To add to the presentation I went so far as to scratch my mane nervously.
“Well you’re in Ponyville, sugarcube. The home of the Princess Twilight Sparkle and the elements of harmony." So the elements have been reassembled... wait did she just say Princess Twilight Sparkle? There's another one of those alicorn bitches to deal with?! Well that is great, just great! We hardly survived the battle last time, how am I to secure victory with these conditions?! An extra princess I could work around if I had a large enough force. However the elements of harmony? One good blast from them and my vengeance is ruined. I must gain more knowledge of what's going on, but how? Ah, that will do!
"Pardon me Jazz, but what can you tell me of Equestria if you don't mind my asking." Jazz looks a bit confused, best tread cautiously. Being suspicious is the last thing I need right now. “I do not hail from Equestria and would like to know more of it. I’ve never been in a land where ponies are the majority!” Jazz is still smiling, perhaps I managed to 'save my bacon' as the griffons once said.
“A foreigner huh? Well the ponies of equestria are watched over by the the Princesses Celestia of the sun, Luna of the moon, Twilight of friendship and magic, and Cadence of Love. The last of which who rules over the Crystal Empire, a small fiefdom on the edge of Equestria’s border. The Princesses care for all their subjects and don’t care none about what race they are. In fact if you look over there ya can see Ponyville Castle, home of Princess Twilight Sparkle.”
How did I miss that! Wait a minute, a princess actually lives in this little hicktown? When she said home I thought she meant born here. Is there something wrong with her or something. Or is there something special about this town. Maybe sun-ass knew where I was and had this Twilight Sparkle placed in town to await me and ruin my plans. I’m going to have to come up with a new plan if that’s the case! Easy Misty, don’t let your paranoia kill your revenge.
I took a breath and killed my internal rant so I might have clear thoughts. I must know more of this. Methinks that this Twilight Sparkle is the one that ordered the lockdown. If this is so then the Sunny one must not know of my presence. When I took another look at Jazz, I noticed she was perusing my visage. She was drawn in by my teal eyes and quickly gazed upon my blue coat and black mane. I could tell she got lost at my flanks. She was definitely not looking at my vapor cutie mark. Mayhaps a distraction is what I need in order to rethink my plan.
“Pardon me if I am being too forward, but do you wish to engage in coitus with me?” I say unto the blushing Jazz with my head tilted. The poor thing was in hysterics. Perhaps I should make this easy on her. “Take me to your bed, if that is what you wish. I would not mind tasting your essence.” Blunt and to the point however it seemed to work. The lovely pegasus grabbed me a flew off to where I assume to be her home.
Within minutes she had blitzed us away to a quaint little farm. We touched down near a barn. Jazz opened the door for me and motioned for me to enter. As I did so, I found myself immersed in how immensely different the inside looked from the outside. The interior was immaculate, the bed looked as soft as a marshmallow and even the lighting gave off a calming aura. There was one thing that was off putting about it however. It felt like this was a male’s space and not a female’s. Even though she is clearly found of mares this place smells of a male...in a good way. Like it was his sanctuary.
Jazz noticed my observation of her space. “Yeah, this place belongs to a pretty cool guy. It was his man cave of sorts. I ain’t changing nothing since it’s pretty zen as is and he put a lot of work in making that way.. He gave it up so I could live here and he even gave up his actual room in the house so other members of the family could have a place to stay. He’s an amazin guy with a heart of gold.” I’m beginning to wonder if she admires him or has an unrequited love. Either way she immensely respects the stallion. Goodness, I would as well if he indeed gave up his space out of kindness.
Tired of beating around the bush, I move to the bed. “Come here and show me what you can do, my strong guardmare.” I say, the sex clearly in my voice.
Jazz wasted no time in taking my summons and was at my side on the bed within seconds. She hesitated for a moment, perhaps she is intimidated by my form. If that is the case I’ll have to take the initiative. I gave Jazz a kiss to move things forward. whilst I am enjoying my time with her, I want to feel a heated embrace now! Jazz was taken aback by my brazen actions. Thankfully her stupor only lasted for a moment and she returned the kiss with great fervor!
Our tongues made a dance of intricately burning passion. It had been far too long since I had indulged myself in carnal desire. I could feel her wing massaging my back as the heat of our embrace grew. It was not long before I used some magic to tease the same wings that were massaging me. That elicits a heavy moan of satisfaction from Jazz. I continued teasing her like this for a while however I soon felt something wet on my horn and my concentration wavered. Jazz was fellating my horn and oh did it feel so good!
My body shuddered and I could feel my climax coming, it wouldn’t be long before I climaxed from hornplay. She continued to work on my horn as if it were a phallus with expert precision. If I wasn’t sure that Jazz was into both mares and stallions before, I most certainly am now! My moans grew louder as my body spasmed in orgasm. My hips started shaking and backing up into nothing in particular. I need something in me at once!
As if she read my mind, Jazz ceases playing with my horn and moves to a drawer and pulls out a….oh my that is quite the lovely double-header. “Ya look like ya could use a bit a this, honeydrop” She said unto me as she inserted one end into her and hoofed the other end as if it were the real deal. It was clear to me that she wanted me to suck it and quite frankly; i wanted to do so anyway.
As I made my way to the other end of the dildo, the door opened and both our heads shot to the door. It was just a human so I continued what I was about to do. “Hold up, honeysuckle. A better option just came up.” Jazz stopped me from sucking. “Howdy Hunter, want a piece of this action?” The human just looked placid as any human would. Jazz took the dildo out of her and waved her flank in the air and gave me a wink. I suppose she wants me to do the same. He does look rather good. His build was medium if I had to guess but his face was rather attractive...as well as a few other things. I gave into the mixture of Jazz’s peer pressure and my own desire and waved my plot in the air as well.
The human Jazz addressed as Hunter licked his lips and… did he just smirk? I must be seeing things! “Come and get it Big guy!” Big, I’ll be the judge of that! There is no way that this human could be a better option than what was about to happen.
Hunter moved to Jazz and went in for cunnilingus but Jazz stopped him. “As much as I’d love ta have ya ravage me, I think my friend here needs it more. Give her the business ok?” Is she having a conversation with that human? Either way it seemed he understood since he nodded his head and removed his… Oh my! His frame deceived me. Hunter’s physique was quite nice despite how average he looked with his shirt on. There were a few scars on him that were clearly made by the beasts of the adjacent forest. As I was looking at his muscles he was sliding off his pants and oh my was I not expecting that! His member was impressive, but it was still not as big as the dildo. However he could provide a warmth that the foul piece of plastic could not!
I soon felt his tongue work on my nethers with pinpoint precision, his hands fondling my teats. I was screaming in ecstasy while he was worshiping me. Why don’t stallions take care of mares like this! What he’s doing now more than makes up for his “shortcomings”. As he played with me, I used some magic to stimulate his member. Hunter gave my horn a flick and made a “tsk” noise. It became clear to me that the price of the pleasure Hunter was offering was complete and total control of this interaction.
However addled my mind had been, I couldn’t get Jazz out of it. She sat a mere matter of meters away from me with a look of anticipation on her face. She must feel lonely. Seconds after my revelation, I begin to stimulate Jazz so the both of us are enjoying ourselves. Moments later, I felt Hunter enter me and my concentration broke once more. Hunter was thrusting rather gently and here I was expecting primal sex. Either way this is rather nice!
Hunter flips me so we can see each other’s eyes. If I did not know better, I would say a smirk was building on his face. He kisses me as our embrace grows. With every thrust bringing me closer towards the ecstasy that was building within me. Jazz was laying there next to us, taking great pleasure in watching Hunter work on me. She was really going at it with that dildo! She came close enough that I could feel her breath on me, it was quite exhilarating.
He increased his pace, he must be getting close. Close as he may be it matters not, because I am just as close. With a final pound I felt my body spasm as I was given a sweet release that I hadn’t had in quite some time. Hunter couldn’t resist the clenching of my walls were giving him and he soon climaxed as well. I could not help but feel sad as he pulled out of me and made his way to Jazz. One per customer it would seem.
Jazz seemed content with fellating him with great fervor. The deeper she took him into her mouth, the faster she went with the dildo. Seeing as I am still not content, I think I shall join them! I reach for the other end of the dildo and bring it toward my winking hole, Hunters seed still leaking out of it. As soon as it was within me I thrusted towards Jazz hard. I am quite sure that the sounds the three of us were omitting were resonating within the shack and could undoubtedly be heard from the outside. However at this point I just cannot seem to care about anything but sex at the moment. After all it has been at least two hundred years. As our paces synch, Hunter climaxes once more. He made the effort to gleefully thrust his still erect member inside Jazz’s mouth and she seemed to be thoroughly enjoying it.
At this point it was clear that we all wanted more. “Where’d ya go Hunter? Twilight needs your help!” A voice called out in the air and Hunter reluctantly pulls out of Jazz’s mouth. A pout was clearly visible on her face. Did that voice say Twilight as in the princess? I must… Jazz grabs me by the hips and pounds harder and faster than before. I suppose I can wait. Canterlot wasn’t built in a day as they say.
Hunter
Damn it Twilight, you have the worst fucking timing! I wanted more out of Jazz and that little hottie she brought with her! Well, I don’t want to leave Scoots out there hollerin. I walk out of the barn and look for Scoots. If she’s playing courrier, I don’t reckon it’s a good idea to be fooling around with these mares no matter how beautiful they are. Maybe I could pop a quick one out with Scoots but If I go back in there, I’m definitely not getting out of there till morning.
I didn’t even bother putting my pants on. As soon as I found scoots her eyes went down. “You want some help with that, papi?” Not knowing if we were being watched or not I gave a simple nod yes as she walks with a sexy shake of her ass. “Better hurry though. It might be urgent but then again, it might not. Wouldn’t be the first time she's blown something out of proportion.” She’s right though, it has to be quick. Those girls got me too worked up and this ain’t going down on its own. I’m not about to run around with a hardon in the middle of the everfree.
Scoots and I had a quick romp about a klick away from the castle and damn was it good! I really need to consider locking her down. We head to my castle, which Twilight had turned into some sort of command center due to its proximity to the tree. Scoots announced our presence and Twilight turned to face us.
“Scootaloo and you brought Hunter with you! Guards, I’m sure you’ve met Hunter before. He’s the one who...neutralized subject zero. Either way I’ve gathered you all here for your unique skill sets.” I took a second to look at the guard’s cutie marks and there’s no doubt that all these guards are killers and hunters! I just hope they don’t catch on to me. “What I need from you is to track down any and all of the mutated ponies so that I and my team of scientist may come up with a cure. I am not naive however, if it comes down to you or them...do what you must. Hunter here will be accompanying you during your hunt, he knows the forest like the back of his hand and is in possession of interesting tools needed for such matters. You are dismissed, good hunting.”
I went to my room and got geared up for a long run in the Everfree. Twilight stopped me with her magic before I could leave though. “Keep an eye on them, Hunter.” It’s a good thing that I help out in the library every now and again. Twilight knows that I’m ‘perceptive’ and doesn’t talk to me like a stupid animal, most of the time. She treats me more like an intelligent warhound. Taking her request to heart, I grab a few non-lethal rounds and make my way to the hunters. Just great I’ve been demoted from warhound to hunting dog!
I gave a brief sigh then caught up with the other huntsmen. Hopefully Twilight gave them protection against the allure the apples seem to have on ponies. Otherwise this won’t be pretty at all. The huntsmen were gathered close in a tight formation, weapons and traps at the ready. These guys have obvious chemistry. In a bid to see how good these guys were, I took to hiding and tailing them from afar. Basic hunting tactics.
“Hey guys, where’d the human go?” The hunter with the pack containing some kind of chemical was the first to notice I wasn’t there. She paused for a moment in thought.“This is the Everfree, maybe Hunter became Hunted!” The red mare with a bear trap for a cutie mark and scar on her left flank joked. Do these guys have no common sense at all. I mean come on, Twilight made it a point to advertise that this was my playground.
“I highly doubt that, Punchline. The princess was pretty insistent that we’d need him on this mission. I’d guess he’s scouting ahead or something ain’t that right boss?” This one was a pitch black pegasus with grey eyes and what looked like lighting bound in a coil for a cutie mark. If I had to guess he’s the demolitions expert and he was looking at a golden unicorn with a spear for a mark. Goldie carried herself in a calm demeanor. She kept a keen eye on her surroundings as well
Our eye’s met. “Are you quite done testing my crew young man?” Wait a minute did she just address me as pony? “You’re not the first of your kind me and mine have run into and you most likely won’t be the last. So what’s your assessment, since the princess thinks so highly of you?”
What the actual fuck? How many people are going to out me this week anyway?! I jump out of my hiding spot with as blank a face as possible while tilting my head in confusion. “Looks like the bosslady was wrong, pay up Tesla.” Punchline says to the black pegasus. He hangs his head low and removes an item from his saddle bags.
“Aw man, I really liked this one too! Treat her well okay?” He was on the verge of tears. What in the world was he giving up anyway. With a better look I could tell the item was a stiletto and a nice one at that. There was an engraving on it that said ‘to Tesla with my love, Bianca’. Okay now he’s really crying.
My conscience could take no more. “Hey you, Punchline right? Give Tesla his knife back. And you..”
“Golden Ray.” Of course, her names actually Goldie!
“Right. I can see your team has chemistry and you’re seasoned hunters. But none of you are that good at tracking are you? There’s a trail going that way. See that print over there is… It’s a trap! Weapons live NOW!!” The golden squad didn’t question my orders and weapons were drawn and stances readied. We were surrounded they were coming on us fast. As one was stupid enough to lunge at me, I kept Twilights request in my mind and gave it a roundhouse kick to the barrel and followed through with a blow from the back of Dragonbane. Then I fired a net arrow to keep the thing contained. The others didn’t seem to care much about killing something that used to be the same race as them.
Golden wielded a lance composed of pure light, impaling anything foolish enough to come near her. Punchline made use of some sort of cryotic flamethrower. I’m guessing that the pack she wore on her back contained something akin to liquid nitrogen on steroids. The poor things never stood a chance. Atleast I wasn’t the only one trying to bring some of them in alive. Punch gave me a wink and got back to flash freezing specimens. Tesla was in heated aerial combat, weaving past the now ferral pegasi… Feral that’s it. There’s is no way that a bunch of feral beast came up with this trap there’s gotta be an alpha of sorts.
“Guys I think there’s an alpha amongst them coordinating their assault. If we can take it down then the others will.”
“Either drop like flies or be easier to take down. Why didn’t I think of that!” Punchline finished my sentence.
The four of us took to perusing the battlefield for the alpha. During that time, both Punch and I managed to bag a few more specimens for Twilight. We were about to just slaughter them completely until Goldie noticed a faint glow from a unicorn. Tesla and Goldie blocked its path and I used a bolas arrow to hogtie the varmint. Punch followed up by blocking it’s mana flow with a bit of ice. Their organization fell to pieces as per our theory. It wasn’t that hard to pick off the few survivors.
With an ample amount of specimens for Twilight, we agreed on RTB. Punch and I had a small conversation on how to increase the efficiency of her weapon. I’m gonna have fun working on that one! Goldie was her usual quiet self according to Punch and Tesla. I wonder what she does in her free time? “You guys got an opening in your team?” I asked in curiosity. Punch and Tesla hesitated. I just stood there waiting on some sort of response.
Goldie turned to face me and sighed. “Why is it always me who has to be the bad guy? We do have an opening, but the slot isn’t for a human. Hunter you must remember while we are hunters, we are also scientist. My team is sent into dangerous environments and are expected to act in the name of science. A human would be seen as non-crucial personnel and we’d be a laughingstock.”
I gave an understanding look and shut up for the rest of the walk. Well most of it. “So no humans huh. What’s the rule on canines, and no I don’t mean a house dog.”
Goldie had a thoughtful look on her face. “A diamond dog would be useful for tracking purposes but they’d need to have some proficiency in the scientific world. I take it you know one.”
Her statement was close but not quite right. “Better, he’s a duskwolf!” They all went silent at the mention of a dusk wolf or fenrir as the D dogs call them. “I can assure you that he is as competent as I am and has skills in various form science mostly in alchemy.” Goldie gave a look that said she’d make it happen if I could deliver. Fenrir are few in number but tale of their prowess has gone far beyond the dwellings of the dogs.
We touched down at base about ten minutes later with the specimens in towe. We brought her a total of five creatures,Twilight was absolutely elated! Unfortunately for me, her team has a few pompous assholes in it that kept treating me like garbage whenever Twilight was out of sight and earshot. "Hey, how about you show Hunter a little respect? He's responsible for half of these live captures!" Punchline came to my rescue just as I was ready to put on my "clever human" facade to put them in their place. "Come on Hunter, let's leave these girlfriendless losers who aren't even on the research team to their chores." Punch raised her tail for me to accentuate her point. The two were drooling like idiots and sporting erections. I licked my lips and smacked her ass to let it jiggle. Her tail stayed up bu4 I blocked their view.
Scoots saw the little show we put on and angrily ran off with me in the opposite direction Punch was going. " Tu yo cama ahora!" Damn, she’s jealous. I guess it doesn't help how close they are in age. I don’t know much Spanish, but I know you, me, bed, now when I hear it!
Scootaloo and I got a full hour of uninterrupted fun before a pair of lab coats burst into my room ready for a rutt. I was about to glare bit Scoots did it for me. She is scary when she's mad!
Misty
As I woke from my peaceful slumber in Jazz’s embrace, I could feel a force building within. The seeds are being sewn. Soon vengeance shall be mine! A part of me faltered as I saw Jazz happily sleeping next to me. As I gaze upon her beautifully silly sleeping self, I think pensively. "I am truly sorry for the havoc I am about to wreak upon your world, sweet apple. Know that this is not personal." I will make bright ass pay for her past transgressions. But for that I require an army.
Author's Note
Oh snap wander what Misty's got up her sleave?! Sorry that took so long (forced to babysit on multiple occasions) Real world problems aside,it really sucked that it took me this long. The final part of the saga is being worked on (no idea when I'll finish).
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