Chapter one
A bad trip
Dan was having one of those days~ he decided to take war on Hasbro, as one of the board game pieces flicked into his eye, He dialled Chris's number "CHRIS ITS AN EMERGENCY!" Dan shouted over the phone, Chris giving a big sigh "Hello Dan~ What is it this time?
"ITS HASBRO, ONE OF THERE BOARD GAME PIECES HIT ME IN THE EYE! Come over here NOW!"
"Dan don't you need friends to play a board game? and besides I can't.. I have another work interview." He lied, Elise came running in "Chris honey, i need you to go out today... like now....." She said "But wha?" he said with confusion.. Dan was still on the phone "COME OVER IM FIVE MINUTES OR I SWEAR I WILL-" Chris hung up the phone "Why not help Dan?" Elise Offered, Chris stood up "Are.. what?" Elise pushed him out the door "Bye bye now, Good luck taking down whatever!"
"But he is trying to take down Has- Bro" She shut the door on him.
Dan was pacing around his messy apartment when Chris walked in. "What the heck took you so long! I need to take down Hasbro! Did you bring one of Elise's weapons like I asked?" Dan looked all around at Chris "Where's the Weapon?!"
"W..what weapon?" Chris stuttered "SO YOU DID HANG UP YOU JERK! I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T GET ME A WEAPON IN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES I WILL KILL YOU!" His eye twitched "Alright I'll get you a weapon!" He walked out "Geez, he needs to learn to take a chill pill"
When he returned home there was a note near Elise's lab
Hey, Chris
I know you have probably come back for something... I was spying on Dan and i saw he wanted a Weapon
Chris.. IF YOU STEAL ONE OF MINE I WILL KILL YOU!
~ Elise
The signature was signed perfectly, None the less Chris went in. He nabbed the first thing, then ran out.. Dan was waiting outside the door "Cool what does it do?" Dan snatched the Device "Well.. I don't know, I just took something and ran" Chris admitted
"Oh I don't care lets just try it out!"
After a few hours of driving they arrived "I don't know why you hate them so much, I mean.... I haven't seen you this angry since you met Dan... the other one" Chris attempted to speak to Dan but he had ran off.
"Hehehe... HEY HASBRO!! TAKE THIS!" He supposedly pointed the Device at the manger, but it was backward, Two lasers shot out. Out at him, another at a My little pony Friendship is magic Cardboard cut out. "What the? WHA!" He disappeared from the room, the device falling to the floor
"Dude.... what is that thing?" Rainbow Dash Took of her shades, Suddenly Hoards of Ponies surrounded Dan. Lyra tried to run to the front "ITS A HUMAN!! HUMANHUMANHUMAN!!!" Everypony stared at her "A hu- Whata?" Pinkie asked,
"Lyra, Calm down and tell us Slowly what a human is~" Bon-Bon calmed her.. Stroking her mane "Well~ therefromaplanetcalledearththeyhavehandsandfeetand-" Dan started to wake, causing all the ponies to back up.. exept Lyra.. she was pulled "Ugh..... What?! WHAT THE BUCK? buck... buck buck" He attempted to swear yet it didn't work "Sir Language around the Foals!" Twilight said sternly "YOU CAN TALK?! Chris this isn't funny..." Dan backed away into Lyra who was biting on his Hand "AUGH! GET OFF ME YOU FREAK!" he Threw the pony into a wall "LYRA!!!" bon bon ran after her, The mane 6 walked up to Dan "Sir come with us.. now!" Twilight glared
"FIRST OF ALL Im DAN not Sir.. and SECONDLY im NOT going ANYWHERE-" Twilight and Rarity used there magic to knock him out "Mmhmm! I.. have been drugged" He fell to the ground "I..is he gonna be alright?" Fluttershy looked at him "Probably not if Lyra is about~" Dash replied
"Girls just get him into the library" They pushed and shoved him till they got to the library
