Discord's Day out

Discord was having a pleasant dream. It was his only comfort after being turned to stone. He was dreaming about lovely, lovely chaos. He was just in the middle of attaching pegasus wings to some particularly fat pigs when an unfamiliar presence entered his dream.

"Ah, Princess Luna, I presume."

Luna appeared in front of Discord, a scarily large grin on her face, and replied, "Yes, Discord, but I'm not alone."

"Ah, Celestia, what an honor. Piggybacking off your sister's power, as usual."

Both alicorns frowned and shouted back, "Shut it Discord."

Discord smirked at getting under their skin, and in a falsely humble he asked, "So, what gives a humble prisoner like myself the honor of a visit from royalty?"

Luna's grin was back, and Celestia copied it.

"Oh nothing, just checking in on our favorite prisoner. Actually, we've had a request from one of out citizens..."

"No! NO! PLEASE!! NO! AUGH!! AAAUUGH! MAKE IT STOP! PLEASE! AAAAAAAA..."

Discord woke up screaming, and the wall-eyed pegasus in front of him leapt back in alarm.