How to Pick up Mares: A reference Guide
A series of tips and tricks on how to make any mare you want become unable to resist you! Learn secrets of love from the princesses themselves, as they spill the beans on romance's biggest secrets!
A fictional mock-article written as if to be one from a pony magazine.
A series of tips and tricks on how to make any mare you want become unable to resist you! Learn secrets of love from the princesses themselves, as they spill the beans on romance's biggest secrets!Guaranteed to work, anypony, stallion or mare, who reads these vital insights will find it easier than ever to snag themselves a lover.
"This book saved my life. Without it, I would never have found my lovely little candybutt!" - Lyra Heartstrings
"After looking through the book's contents, I can confirm this is the real deal. These methods are exactly how my husband won my heart, and now we're happily married, so I'm glad he used them." - Mrs. Cup Cake
"[This book worked for me.] Eeyup." - Big Macintosh
Originally written for Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder Fanfic And Fanart Contest, then left unfinished when I realized it wouldn't make the deadline.
2722 words: Estimated 14 minutes to read
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