What makes a true pony? Ability? Personality? Why, it's one's name, of course! Hank knows love and respect are hard to come by without a cool moniker to label yourself with, which Hank is not. But will that stop him from chasing his dreams? Maybe! He has done well to earn the favor the princesses, especially Princess Twilight for whom he yearned for so long, and even inspired him to become the best soldier he can be. But in his proudest moment, he fears that once again, his awfully bland name will ruin everything.

Written for the Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipping Folder Card Game Bad Fanfiction Contest!
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Based on the flavor text of the card "Royal Guard Hank."
Cover art by Pixel Prism