Where's Faust When I'm S-Scared?

   "And now it's time for Silly Songs with Pinkie, the part of the fic where Pinkie comes out and sings a silly song. So without further ado, Silly Songs with Pinkie."

   A pink bubbly mare hops in front of a western background with a giant cowboy hat and says:

"The Native Buffalo Song!"

Everypony's got a native buffalo.

Yours is bald but mine has hair.

Oh why do we have them? I don't care,

but everypony's got a native buffalo! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!

I took my buffalo to the fair.

Having fun without a care.

Spilled some jelly beans everywhere,

oh everypony's got a-

"Stop it! Stop! Stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing?" shouted Rarity as she ran on stage. "You can't say everyone's got a native buffalo when everyone does not have a native buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my native buffalo?" "Why don't I have a native buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so. Just stop-being-so SILLY!"

   "This has been Silly Songs with Pinkie, tune in next time to hear Pinkie sing:

Everypony's got a baby manticore.

Yours is fine, but mine is sore.

Hers was small--

"AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"