A vastly illogical and flat out mad story

So now that shit's goin down, it's time for spike to avenge his fallen girlfriend and kill Sheogorath and the Lich King. So he, his master Twilight, Trixie, and Trollestia all gathered in the soviet pony war room to discuss battle plans. "Oh! We'll break his legs!!!" Said Nora, wait... she's not in this fanfic. Anyway spike went off to take the largest shit in the universe and when he was just as he was about to flush France down the toilet he heard a noise in the bowl. He looked down to see Trixie invading France and joined her and Deadpool to conquer the horrid country. When France learned the small army they sent in the greatest soldier in the French army, the red Spy....." HAHA! I AM HERE TO TALK IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS AND FUCK YOUR MOMS!!!" "OH NO!" said Spike, " Hold on! Mommas coming!!!!" and then Rarity burst through an adamantium wall duel wielding miniguns!!!! "Rarity!!! I thought you were dead!?" said the Red Spy "I was!!! But the author forgot and so..." she said slyly as the two minigun barrels started spinning "NOW ITS COWARD KILLLING TIME!!!!!!!" and then she shot him with both guns nonstop for about three days. BUT HE GOT AWAY!!!! "Wait what?!" said Deadpool. I don't know man I didn't see it either, "Hey narrator?" yeah? "Who wrote this?" I'm actually not at liberty to reveal his name but he says he got away because he's the Red Spy. "But that doesn't mak- BLRGSJF!!!" He said as his head was blown off, wow! I guess you shouldn't mess with the author. "HAHA! THE HEADSHOT HAS BEEN DOUBLED!!!" said Trixie! "Now I will defend my country and save France!!!" "Trixie!!!!" Spike said "I should have known you would show up Trixie-Kun!" "I ama hear to fuck upa you shit! For Japan!!!!" "Damn you Soviet ponies!!!!" Spike screamed "FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!" SAID TRIXIE! "Wait... why are you talking in capital letters?" said Twilight, I don't know I just wanted to. Anyway Spike and Rarity had sex and Arthas Never downloaded the patch. And how Sheogorath took over the planet? Well that's a story for another time.

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