Trapped in Equestria

Kristy watched the storms outside come to a head and begin their deluge. Sighing, she turned and looked over at her brother and two other friends. The trio were arguing, and she was sick of it.

"Guys! Stop it! What the heck are you even arguing about?" Kristy exploded, sitting beside her brother on the couch in front of the t.v. Josh stood, his newly shaven hair illuminating in the overhead light.

"We are trying to decide what episode to watch." John, his glasses almost falling off in the process, hit Josh in the stomach.

"I told you! I'm not watching stupid My Little Pony. That show's for babies!" Jesse shrugged, pushing his glasses further onto his nose.

"It's not that stupid. Just give it a try!" Kristy sighed again, turning on the t.v.

"I'm putting on my favorite episode. Any objections?" Nobody said anything so Kristy took the remote and pressed 'Play'.

**CRACK!

SIZZLE!

BOOM!**

CLICK!

The screen turned back on after the sudden surge of power.

"Did the antennae get hit by lightning?" Josh asked, looking up. Kristy shrugged.

"Meh." Her eyes quickly popped out of her head.

"Jesse! The screen is rippling!"

"What?!" The trio of boys turned, looking at the white, moving t.v.

Kristy reached towards it, transfixed by the glow and movement. Her hand was sucked inside and she screamed, trying to pull away.

"JESSE! HELP ME!" She shouted, reaching towards her sibling. He grabbed onto her arm, and Josh grabbed his, and John, being the biggest and strongest of the group, grabbed Josh's hand and proceeded to hold onto the couch. It didn't help much. Soon they all began to be sucked into the endless void within the television.

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Kristy's eyes slowly opened and she stretched, her back on the ground.

"What just happened? I can't feel my... OHMAHGAWSH!" She looked at her hands -er- hooves, and screamed. Josh, beside her, snapped open his eyes and sat up.

"K-K-Kristy! YOU'RE A PONY!" Kristy turned and looked at Josh.

"YOU'RE A PONY TOO!" Josh looked down and made the most inhuman noise.

"What's going on?" Jesse said, sleepily sitting up. He looked at us and then looked down at himself.

"I'm a pony. I am a pony. I AM a PONY. I'MMMM AAAA PONYYYYYY!" He screamed, galloping around and laughing. Josh just laid there, looking up at the sky.

"This can't be happening. This isn't happening. I died. I am dead and this is just some hallucination the devil has come up with to torture me. This isn't real." Josh laughed and looked at him.

"Well that's funny. I heard rumors but I never thought it was true!" John looked grumpily up at Josh.

"What." Josh grinned.

"There was a theory that if guys go to Equestria, there's a 50% chance they'll turn into females because of the gender imbalance." John's eyes widened.

"WHAT?!" He swiftly sat up, looking at his crotch.

"No. No. This IS SO NOT HAPPENING! I'm a GIRL for pete's-" Josh interrupted him.

"Mare." John furrowed his non-existent eyebrows.

"What?!" Josh grinned.

"You're not a girl, you're a mare. A female horse." John snapped at him.

"WELL SORRY MISTER BRONY! IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF I DON'T KNOW EVERY ASPECT OF A GAY CHILDRENS T.V. SHOW AND ABOUT THIS GAY WORLD I'VE BEEN TRANSFERED INTO!" All three of the bronies turned to him.

"IT'S NOT GAY!"

John sighed, standing up as Jesse and Josh frolicked in the field of flowers and sparse apple trees.

"Is there any way to get out of here?" John asked Kristy, who was admiring her mane.

"Well... in the Equestria Girls Movie there was a mirror that Twilight went through to get to the human world, but that wasn't really canon, sooo...." John grabbed Josh and Jesse and yelled into their faces.

"WE NEED TO GET TO THAT MIRROR! NOW!" They all frowned. Jesse had a tear fall from his cheek.

"But... we just got here..." Josh looked at Kristy and Jesse, laughing.

"Hey guys, guess what?" They sadly turned to the boy, who could barely conceal his laughter.

"WHY THE LONG FACES?! HAHAHAHA!"

The siblings looked at each other, then to John, then back to Josh.

"BAHAHAWAHHHHAAAHHHAAA!" They bursted out laughing, and even John cracked a smile. Jesse turned to John.

"We might not be ready to leave yet, but we'll see where we are and try to drop you off as soon as possible." John hugged his three friends.

"Thank you. Now let's get outta here!"

Josh pointed towards the west.

"Look! I think that's Ponyville!" He said excitedly, looking down at the conglomeration of pastel buildings. Jesse nodded.

"Looks like it. Maybe Twilight is in her library Josh!" Josh blushed and kicked his hoof on the ground.

"It's around noon. Maybe DERPY is out sending mail!" Jesse shoved Josh and laughed.

"Shut up!" Kristy grinned.

"I hope I can see Vinyl Scratch!" She said, imitating her dropping the bass. John shook his head as they all cantered to the village. He was angry at being trapped in this world, but sad because it seems like his friends are having so much fun.

Maybe this show isn't half bad?