One time my friend and I were at lunch discussing the closest thing to Pure random, the Esseccence of pinky-pie…We Discovered That a combination of Bullion,chicken noodle soup, pink food die,pink marker and other pink colored things, a pinky-pie sound box and a clown could possibly be the mathematical components of pinky-pie…It was a sound theory…And I ran with it…Why not? A pinky-pie made of common ingredients and a clown sounded very appealing…How wrong was I…He told me "Oh its a great idea but sense mathematically its impossible to explain pinky-pie…" I didn't listen…Why would I? Twilight Sparkle was using Science and Magic When she studied Pinky…I was Using the infallible power of my faith in my own bogus theory…Mother forgive me…