Franken-Pinky

by East Coast

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

One time my friend and I were at lunch discussing the closest thing to Pure random, the Esseccence of pinky-pie…We Discovered That a combination of Bullion,chicken noodle soup, pink food die,pink marker and other pink colored things, a pinky-pie sound box and a clown could possibly be the mathematical components of pinky-pie…It was a sound theory…And I ran with it…Why not? A pinky-pie made of common ingredients and a clown sounded very appealing…How wrong was I…He told me "Oh its a great idea but sense mathematically its impossible to explain pinky-pie…" I didn't listen…Why would I? Twilight Sparkle was using Science and Magic When she studied Pinky…I was Using the infallible power of my faith in my own bogus theory…Mother forgive me…

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The Preface...And the other important stuff

The Preface...And the other important stuff
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Franken-Pinky

The Preface...And the other important stuff

So Here's The story. My friend and I were sitting at lunch, and as usual I began to question the relative sense of pinky-pie(Yes I know How foolish this is but still... I need the why of things...). I have an Afro... Its a common thing to make portal jokes about it, and today we made a Dr.horrible reference...

"Oh! Sometimes when you pull gold through the portal it turns into bullion!"

It was a good joke, made me laugh...then think. Bullion...Bullion+cotton candy+Pinky sound box=Pinkypie... Brilliant! And that's the day it began... I Began Synthesizing Bullion (don't ask how ill just say peanut butter) I added chicken soup for flavor, lots of pink things for color, a pinkypie sound box I "borrowed" from a friend and a clown who may or may have wanted money I did not give him. I must preface this Chapter by saying that what I did... I did for the love of a show... And the Stubborn need to be right. Looking back now... I can see my mistakes but please don't judge me harshly, you would have done the same if we were the same exact person in the same exact situation in the same exact mind set and mentality and chose to do the same thing! You who are reading this are reading this, must carry on my tale. And the tale of the creature I created... Franken-Pinky... Or Pinky-stein... Or Franken-Pie... Or maybe amalgamation of Pink Bullion chicken noodle clown puddle sentient goop-i-thing-a-ma-jig... I don't know... Just don't call it pinkimina...