I hate whiny people

Sighing is a good way to relieve all the pent up energy or is stress? Why am I telling you this?
If you remember correctly Rarity gave me an unexpected visit at my house, and I had to let her enter or she would have forced me to do so or she will start make a scene outside in front of everybody; and probably I would have get a few scolds from some residents staining my reputation but only slightly, after all she wants me to be a model and models must have a good reputation to maintain the fame.

‘Bitch’

And she was inside my house, in my living room rambling and whining with all her might and lungs about how I could lie to her or keep a lady waiting or even worse promise a lady something and don’t fulfill said promise and shit goes on. But you know me…
I was ignoring her the whole time, like I was in my own world thinking or doing short philosophy while the prissy marshmallow walked in circles bitching around. I hate her method to obtain what she wants, I really hate it and sometimes I just want to lose control and spank her till her flank is red as Big Macintosh so that would teach her a lesson about how to behave. What is worse is the fact that the nobles around here consider her to be one of the most regal ponies!

How many times I have been drifting away from the main topic?

A couple times but knowing the number exactly would be impossible, besides I didn’t care for something that useless.
She was annoying me and hate when somebody annoys me, I couldn’t teach her a lesson (and never will) because I have my pride and spanking someone else ass doesn’t sound appealing, probably I would dare to do that to Luna but only because that would piss her off and if I’m lucky blush; humiliation is something I like to do to her but spanking would be much more severe than touching her.

‘And naughty’

I never paid attention to Rarity not even when I was walking to her and with both of my hands I lifted her from the floor and I ignored her demands about releasing her in that instant. My hands were right below her forelegs, in the right position to keep her still and also the perfect place so my blue eyes could connect with hers meanwhile my face got near for every passing second to hers making her feel uncomfortable, and as expected she slowly tried to back away from while her cheeks became flushed.

‘Where are your whines now, eh?’

I prefer a mute Rarity after all.

“Woman, let me explain.”

And our noses barely touched feeling her fur on my skin; her intentions were only to nod but how I was so close to her…I had to expect it.
Her hooves reached the floor and her frontal hooves followed moments after, her flushed state was no more but the normal one when she walked to lay in the nearest couch of mine while I took seat in my expensive sofa (I think that I already said that most of the furniture is imported? Is awesome have money) but is also sad that I turned into this.

Forget that last part; I saw how Rarity placed her hooves on my couch forcing me to suppress a twitch from my eye, it was a really but really good thing that you always clean your hooves before leaving your house and also before you enter a house as a guest.

“Look Rarity, this last week was a total hell for me, my job for the princess was too demanding and exhaustive that I couldn’t find strength or time to write you a letter explaining of my situation. And today I just wanted to rest from all the workload I had to endure.” My eyes closed as a genuine smile formed on my lips “Besides today is Saturday and I said that I will tell you on Saturday so this is technically maintaining my promise”

Rarity placed a hoof under her chin, giving a thinking stance. She was accepting my explanation as true and I felt sure about it, however I forgot about how much she loves to gossip around and hear other’s gossips. Besides Rarity sometimes has a lot of work with one of her costumers so she would understand when I said about a lot of work.

“Well, darling you technically didn’t break your promise so tell all the details of your date”

Lying is easy.

“Well Rarity I didn’t have a date sadly, she never showed up in the first place”

I mentally smirked when one of her clean hooves was in front of her muzzle suppressing one of her dramatically gasps.

“Aww, darling I didn’t know”

I almost felt relieved, almost; however I was able to recognize that she was using a tone of voice which she only uses when she is about to create an scene.

“I would happily give you a hug…”

‘That doesn’t sound right’

“IF YOU WOULDN’T BE LYING!”

‘Damm it all!’

Again as Celestia did to me, a piece of paper hit straight to my face doing any harm at all but still annoying me. I was such an idiot believing that Rarity wouldn’t gossip around before giving me a visit, and worse of all is that I didn’t take the fact that she is Fancy’s friends; probably because I tend to forget things that doesn’t interest me much.

And guess what was about the piece of paper?

Right!

The fucking article about me and Luna laughing in our supposed date.

And what is even worse!

She removed the scarf around my neck that I put it before receiving her, reveling the black collar around my neck.

Rarity was more like petrified at the discovery but in a perverted way because she was blushing even more when I had in front of my face.
“Umm…Eh, well darling I didn’t know that you were into that kind of things and well be the submissive side.”

I felt busted, naked, cornered. It was a different experience to me though I would be lying if I said that, being embarrassed isn’t something new to me and it was a long time since I felt like this. Also it was a long time since I actually blushed from the embarrassment, is something strange to feel a warm sensation on both of your cheeks and your muscles from there try to flex constantly like you want to give a smile.
“I’m sorry darling for the sudden outburst but I want answers” She said giving that apologetic look from her eyes.

‘I feel naked, vulnerable and RAPED! And you are sorry?!’

From my seat I was shaking or trembling, my hands felt cold and sweaty, I felt like I was in front of Celestia. I didn’t like my secrets to be discovered; is more I HATE IT!

Give me a breath.

I need a cigar.

“How did you get that kind of information?” I said cursing under my shaky breaths.

I need a cigar.

I need a cigar.

WHERE IS THE FUCKING CIGAR BOX?!

“Well darling I believe you know that I’m friend with one of the richest nobleS in whole Equestria”

WHERE IS IT?!

“And also I’m friend with a few owners from the press” Rarity was so entertained with her little world, while I was struggling to do not snap.
“Though that new in specifically had disappeared at last minute before it was going to be delivered, and was hard to get.”
In.

Out.

“Umm… Elijah are you somking?”

‘Of course not, I’m only placing this cigar on my mouth to look cool!’

I really needed that breath, I am really questioning what had been happening with me recently; this is not me (or even the other me) only leaving me with the same question over and over again. What did they do to me?

*sigh*

“Look Rarity, Luna made me promise to keep that night out a secret.” I lied her with my calm face returning to me like it should have been since the start. I inhaled more from my stress relieve and kept talking. “What really happened stay between Luna and I, so I am sorry but I cannot talk.”

Rarity’s mouth hanged freely “So…you…are dating the princess?!” She was about to make the whole scene thing about the drama queen, annoying me further.

“No”

And with that I stopped her before acting.

“Luna felt lonely that night, so Celestia personally asked me to take her out as friends and teach her how to be friendlier with other ponies” And again I gave my fake smile at the end of a sentence.

I waited for her response, she was surprised and thoughtful, she couldn’t argue with the desires of her rulers; she was taught to be like that after all.

And finally she sighed. “You should have told me since the beginning Ellis, so I wouldn’t have thought thinks so bad about you.”
“I’m sorry too Rarity” I extended my arms as a signal for reconciliation.

‘No, I’m not’

And the both of us embraced the each other with a warm hug. And I kinda liked it, with all due honesty.

As we were hugging I talked “So Rares, is there something more besides this small misunderstanding?”

“Right!”

And she broke the hug, not like I’m complaining I was going to do it anyways.

“Fluttershy asked me to deliver you this message.”

I was a bit… alright no lies; I was really surprised that she wrote me something despite she understands my dietary habits better than other she is really shy around me and I feel like she is avoiding me the whole time.

I recied the letter and looked at it still with surprise plastered on my eyes; and Rarity began to leave going to my principal door.
“Wait Rarity!” And she stopped

“Can you please keep this a secret, The princess promised that she will tell everything but all in due time.”

And I saw her smile with her classical one, the one that Spike likes the most. AndI nned to talk him from man to man.

“ Of course darling, Pinkie Promise”

I felt a bit relieved since then.

“Goodbye Ellis!”

“Goodbye Rares!”

When she was outside she closed the door with her magic, leaving me inside my house with a cigar in mouth.

“Bitch”

If I’m going to Ponyville, I will do my best to avoid her.

Author's Note

So should I say something more?