Twilight kills herself a lot

"Well, that didn't work."

I nodded. We all ended up electrocuted. Rarity and Pinkie probably to death, but of course me and Flutters were just a little singed, and Twilight actually looked even slightly less effected than us. AJ was staring, alternating between the hole in her barn's ceiling and Rarity and Pinkie. Pinkie was smiling widely, while Rarity of course fussed with her hair non-stop. Even I didn't think sticking strait out was a good look. Of course once again, pegasai aren't that affected by lightning, so fixing my hair was easy.

"Well that sure ain't something ya see every day."

"Which exactly, our deaths or…" began Rarity

"Both ah reckon, though ah guess somepony has made it so by dying every day for the last couple of months. What was that dohickey even supposed ta do?"

"I'd, rather not say." Said Twilight

"Yea, that totally didn't work the way it was supposed to."

"I just don't understand. I mean I couldn't have gotten the math that wrong, could I?"

"I dunno Twi." I laughed. "Something sure went wrong"

"Well unless ya got something else to kill me…" began AJ

"Wait. While I have nothing like that, I do have a fabulous dress for you. I mean we are being terribly rude with all this murder business, so I feel the least I can do is give you a dress as a sort of apology."

"It's gonna try and kill me, ain't it?"

"What, no, of course not, don't be silly. Now let me present your new dress."

I laughed. It was the frilliest thing in existence. I think I could see some red and green under the lace and whatnot, but I wasn't sure. It wasn't a bad look really, pretty, but I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress. Then Applejack laughed too.

"Rarity, the only way ah would ever end up in that dress is if you lot manage to kill me."

"What? But what's wrong with it? It's perfect."

"Way too girly." AJ and I said at the same time

"But I worked so hard on it. I even had to learn a second new spell yesterday just to get it to work right."

"Oh yer. You are the one that cast that funny little tickling feeling right?"

"Yes, it blocks pain. Are you sure you don't want to try it on even a little? Yes I suppose I've now implied it is a deathtrap but at least…"

"Sorry, but not even a little bit."

"Are you absolutely sure that…"

I rolled my eyes. "Come on Rare's, let it go."

Rarity let out a little huff. "Fine, but this isn't over Applejack. Twilight's next plan harnesses one of the most destructive and chaotic forces in all Equestria."

"Ah know you don't mean Discord."

"Oh of course not." Said Fluttershy "It's hard enough to keep him doing the right thing as it is. We all agreed not to involve him at all."

"So what exactly is this force then?"

"Why the…" Rarity stopped, then sighed. "Ugh, I can't believe I almost gave that away. That would miss the whole point."

I then realized Twilight was already gone along with Pinkie. Hopefully they were just preparing for the next plan. I really had a bad feeling about this next one. I figure I was going to end up dead even if it worked, and maybe even somepony else.