Twilight kills herself a lot

by Dream Volt
Twilight Sparkle commits serial scicide, then things get weird.

The first time Twilight killed herself was pretty much the worst thing ever. The tenth time was so bad I still can't even describe how rotten it felt. The hundredth time was still super awful. I stopped counting after the thousandth, and now it's mostly just annoying. I mean what's even the point? I mean you can kill an alicorn easy enough, but they sure don't stay dead. But I'm the most awesome and most loyal of ponies so I stuck by her 100% anyway, even though she went completely nuts. I mean come on, she doesn't even see this whole killing herself thing as a problem, and is just super happy all the time. I mean that's sorta my fault, but it's still really annoying.

I still wanted something to change. I wanted things to get better. It did, but I totally wasn't expecting what happened, and sure as clouds are soft didn't expect it to make things better. I also never thought I'd see Pinkie dress up as a goth but that's far less important. I certainly never expected Pinkie to say she wanted to kill herself too, even if it was about as convincing as, er, something super unconvincing. I was fairly sure things wouldn't get better when Twi was super worried about Pinkie, and completely missed how ironic it was to be talking about how horrible it would be if Pinkie killed herself.

I blame Kaidan's "Twilight's Best Day Ever" for this. (here) It's not a sequel or anything like that, just what inspired me to write this bit of madness.

Complete
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Comedy
 
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23166 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read

19 Chapters:

  1. Gothie Pie 2014-07-05 20:25:23 UTC
    2345
  2. Rarity overdoes it 2014-07-05 20:27:05 UTC
    453
  3. Fluttershy and Discord 2014-07-05 20:29:36 UTC
    1364
  4. AJ doesn't lie 2014-07-05 20:30:37 UTC
    1004
  5. Complex Death Machine 2014-07-05 20:31:57 UTC
    651
  6. Ow 2014-07-05 20:33:16 UTC
    670
  7. Really tasty muffins 2014-07-05 20:48:01 UTC
    1419
  8. That could have gone better 2014-07-05 20:51:10 UTC
    2041
  9. Too easy 2014-07-05 20:56:36 UTC
    2056
  10. We have to kill her 2014-07-05 20:58:54 UTC
    647
  11. Not a nightmare 2014-07-05 21:00:09 UTC
    777
  12. Less tasty cupcakes 2014-07-05 21:01:58 UTC
    845
  13. Killer dress 2014-07-05 21:04:33 UTC
    574
  14. Cutie Mark Crusaders 2014-07-05 21:09:38 UTC
    830
  15. A simple plan 2014-07-05 21:14:08 UTC
    942
  16. Sleep 2014-07-05 21:16:40 UTC
    1233
  17. I was trying to kill myself 2014-07-05 21:21:10 UTC
    1976
  18. Creepy alicorns 2014-07-05 21:25:50 UTC
    1559
  19. I love flying 2014-07-05 21:28:58 UTC
    1780