Twilight kills herself a lot

It was finally up to me. Twi's turning AJ's trees into monsters didn't work out that well at all. I mean we all got eaten but AJ killed them all with a few good bucks easy. She was really mad at Twi too. She even did call the guard. The guard left after saying they need to look up if you even can file a restraining order against a princess, but Twi promised to stay off the farm anyway. I so didn't. I grabbed AJ and rushed into the sky. I let out a grunt.

"Damn AJ, you are like super heavy now."

"Dang it Dash, let me go."

"Yea, no can do. Don't want you to fall."

AJ looked down, her hat hitting me a bit on the snout even though I couldn't see her head too well. "Uh, ah guess Ah don't want ya to let me go right now but I swear Dash if you drop me ah'll…"

"I won't drop you. I Pinkie promise. Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."

"Then why the hay are we up this high?"

"Two things, first is we're more or less alone. I wanna talk."

"There ain't nothing to say."

"First you should just pick something quick and easy and let Twi do it. If you do this will be so much easier."

"Ah ain't going make this easy Dash, ah don't care if you is right the lot of you have gone loopy if you think it's a good idea."

"This can fix things AJ, for real this time. We were all so messed up at the time we didn’t' think, but I get it now. It's us, and it's always been us. Yea she's super messed up but it's still us. She needs this."

"All ah ya, plum loco. How can ya stand it Dash? Watching her hurt herself over and over again. How can ya…"

I stopped and looked down. The angle was awkward I still couldn’t actually see her face, but I could hear her crying now. I sighed.

"I messed up again, didn't I? I can stand it cause I'm loyal AJ, really, really loyal. Someone had to be there, why not me."

"But you just let her keep doing it. You…"

"The princesses couldn't stop her AJ. They tried, and failed. They gave me a list of stuff to steer her away from and I just help her with all the ways that won't really work."

"What? That's what you been doing this whole time? Why didn't you tell me that yah stupid showpony? It ain't that hard to explain."

"Cuase I totally thought I did. I guess I missed you or something? Also I thought the princesses sent you all letters."

"Well that might be on account of the CMC helping Bloom with that mulcher that weren't supposed to be a mulcher. The mailbox didn't survive."

"So do you get why I have to kill you now?"

"Dang it Rainbow, no ah don't."

"She has to know AJ. Not just think she knows, but know. She needs it, so it's what she gets. If we're super lucky this might even let us fix what Discord did and we get a totally not crazy Twi back."

"It ain't that simple sugarcube. We tried a quick fix and…"

"This isn't the same. This is fixing the real problem. It should be super slow but we got lucky. I mean losing my head was super unlucky, but overall it was lucky."

"Because we're immortal? Dash, don't you get it? Even if you is right that don't matter none. She kept trying to kill herself."

"Yea, but she's crazy. Maybe it won't fix everything, but this will help. It has to."

"No it don't and even if it do help somehow any plan where you murder your friends ain't no kind of good plan."

"So you're not budging on this at all?"

I started climbing as fast as I could. It was a bit tiring but I had been training so even with AJ's strangely heavy rump it wasn't that hard. I actually got a lot of training in since Twi could fly and all, even if half the time she was only flying so high trying to off herself. I was almost high enough, and AJ still wasn't struggling. It's not like she can't say I didn't try.

"You weren't really wanting an answer, were you. Ya were lying, weren't you?"

"Nah, I was telling the truth, earth ponies survive long falls all the time. Usually with horrible injuries and stuff, and that would be double lame. Not only would it be bad for you but Twi would still want to kill you."

"So you got some other complicated plan you're going try to kill me and…"

"Nah, I figure something simple is best. Also your first death should be awesome. The head cut off thing was pretty neat really, so you gotta have something as neat."

"So what are you planning you crazy pegasus."

"A sonic rainboom into the ground, duh."

AJ screamed something, but I couldn't hear her. I was in a full power dive. I wasn't just letting gravity do all the work I was even pushing forward a little. AJ tried to get out of my grip, but Twilight's sticky spell worked perfectly. She wasn’t' going anywhere. The more she struggled the closer we became. That was all sorts of uncomfortable actually. But it was over quick. I was about 90% sure we both died so fast the anti-pain spells weren't even needed.