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Hide Your Porn

It was a dark night. Twilight was feeling better though, now that she was in bed with Cadence. She scooched a bit closer to her and wrapped her forelegs around her waist. She opened her mouth to speak, just soft enough so she wouldn't startle her.

"Cadence? Can I have a glass of water."

"Of course, let me go get it for you." Cadence spoke in a soft, sleepy voice.

Cadence climbed out of the bed, letting in a bit of cold air, which made Twilight shiver. Twilight watched Cadence slowly weave the room, she was obviously tired.

Twilight was having a sleepover at Cadence's place. Twily had been coping with a mortal fear of the dark, so she needed some comfort. Unfortunately, Cadence had left the room for a moment to go get Twilight a drink, so Twilight was alone. The dark was watching, and it scared Twilight. Twilight decided to hide under the bed.

Under the bed, Twilight felt much safer. The covers draped down over the edges, making a one-way curtain so the darkness couldn't get through. Twilight noticed that there was a lot of stuff under Cadence's bed. Twilight pushed some stuff aside to make room for her tiny body, but when she did, she uncovered something...odd. A pink and purple, lace trim book.

Cadence has never hidden anything from Twilight, so Twilight figured it would be okay to check out this book. She opened it up, giving her eyes some time to adjust. Twily was thankful to see it was a picture book (She wasn't very good with reading yet.). After her eyes adjusted, she could see pictures of Cadence.

Twilight didn't understand why Cadence had posed herself like that in these pictures, and became a bit upset when she could see Cadence's "private area" because it's private, y'know? Twilight made a face as she tried to understand what was going on. She flipped the pages to find images more and more upsetting. In the latter pages of the book, Cadence had put something inside her "private area". Twilight wasn't sure what Cadence was doing, but Cadence was getting very sweaty, and very... moist.

Twily heard Cadence come back, calling out softly for Twilight.

"Twilight?"

Twilight emerged from beneath the bed, making a bit of a pouty face.

"Is everything alright Twilight? Why were you-" Cadence stopped when she saw what was clutched in Twilight's forehooves, a pink and purple, lacey book.

"Umm... Twilight," Cadence began, "Did you read that book?"

Twilight nodded, frowning "Cadence, what is this?"

"Well Twilight..." Cadence quickly tried to think of something, she eventually smiled and said "That's my twin sister! Haven't I ever told you about her?"

"No...why is she doing that?"

"Well...She's a model!" Cadence faked a grin, along with an obvious blush.

"Is your sister nice?"

"Yeah, she is, but I don't see her very often, she lives in another city."

"Oh, okay. Thanks Cadence. Can we go back to bed?"

Cadence sighed in relief "That sounds like a great idea!"

Cadence hopped into bed, happy to see that Twilight had believed her lie. Twilight climbed in with her, snuggling up close. Twilight noticed Cadence's body was extremely hot, but she paid it no mind, she was too distracted by Cadence's lying.

The End?